💼 Careercow Donald J Trump - 45th/47th President of the USA, convicted felon, Epstein bro, Putin/Netanyahu simp, serial liar, sore loser, cheat and the Chris-Chan of Presidents. THIS IS NOT USPG2.

cuttysnark said:
Trump served three terms as President..... That's amazing
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He’s said similar things before, the 2020 election was stolen and therefore he won and therefore he’s served three terms, but Sleepy Joe also had a turn and destroyed this country, and he’s somehow still eligible to run in 2028, because 2020 was stolen from him, and so he’s only done two terms. How he or anyone else manages to square all those circles is beyond me.

Battlefield2142EU said:
MIGA not only openly declaring war on Catholicism. They suck so much KIKE and Hindu cock that they can’t even recognized what a cross looks like.
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That list of available symbols is really interesting. I wonder why some denominations (Seventh-day Adventists, for example) have their own symbols and others (like Methodists) don’t.
 
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When asked if he would consider wearing a bullet proof vest Trump replied he's unsure about looking 20lbs heavier.

Bro, you're pushing three bills, spoonful out of a dump truck.
 
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Goonbase Alpha said:
That’s not a gas price; THIS is a gas price!

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(A coworker sent me this on the way home from work, I wouldn’t have believed it if I didn’t drive by it myself a half-hour later… and yes, I did tell him to wash his crusty-ass window)
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Petrol in the UK is only up by about 20p/litre (~$1/gal) to £1.55ish but diesel is going to hit £2/L (~$8/gal) any moment. AFAIK we import most or all of our diesel.
 
Groomerfist declares Trump won the Iran war for real this time while styxhexenhammer666 blaming China for Trump losing 2020 and getting in the way of Trump winning the Iran war. Groomerfist now saying that Iran hacked the 2016 election to help Hillary Clinton win the popular vote.
 
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cuttysnark said:
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cuttysnark said:
These people have nothing to do
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I fucking hate granite and especially black granite as any kind of indoor surface that needs to be vacuumed or swept. I hate it so much because you can’t tell if it’s clean. And it fucking reflects. I need polarized sunglasses to be able to tell which fucking way is up.

And it’s the fucking White House. God boomers are horrible at interior design (no homo; I think the homos are part of the problem).

It looks great as a building stone and it works outdoors. But indoors? Granite countertops were imposed on everyone by the faggots at HGTV. You have to clean them by feel. That’s fucking stupid.

I’m sure Trump is doing the black granite because it’s the cheapest. His construction materials are often sourced from suppliers that were trying to get rid of shit. They tell him it’s the best in the world and he parrots that to his financial backers.

But I have a very strong suspicion the ballroom isn’t getting built and Trump knows it.
 
Goonbase Alpha said:
That’s not a gas price; THIS is a gas price!

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Meanwhile, during this crisis, BP is reporting record profits.

By the by, did I misunderstand all the hubbub around the corespondents dinner, but was Trump talking about presidential assassinations when the shooting occurred? It’d be ironic, don’t you think? Like rain on your wedding day, or getting shot in the neck when you were asked about gun violence.
 
BlackDragoons said:
Someone should really tell him that passing the cognitive test 3 times isn't the win he think it is.

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What do you mean? Do you really think Obama would have been able to read a clock AND identify both the giraffe and the elephant? And do it three times in a row? I think he would have struggled with the elephant at the very least.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to update my resume to include the fact that I successfully found all the traffic lights and crosswalks in a very difficult Cognitive Examination administered by Google. People tell me they've never seen anything like it.
 
Average Russian Spy said:
This guy's posts are getting nuttier with every passing day! :lol:
Next thing you know, Trump's going to be posting about the time he presented a medal to General Patton on VDay.
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At this point it's almost like a joke to see how much open corruption and obvious end stage dementia (and lets hope not Empire!) Americans will take. The American voter in a POTUS year is like the dude in the I just shot myself video. Except we shot ourselves in the foot again.
 
Battlefield2142EU said:
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MIGA kikes declaring war on the white male demographic they are actively replacing with H1B jeets in the job market.
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Won't this just result in a rise of struggling single mothers as they all dump the father's of their children (who then will move back into mum's) in order to receive medical aid? Isn't this the exact same bullshit Reagan pulled that destroyed black families?
 
MazonLabs Recruitment Rep said:
And this is who the GamerGate veterans say is heckin based and defending their precious hobby...
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Watching the same dudes whose whole thing is wanting less woke DEI censorship and more sexiness and badass violence in their video games get duped into backing the political party infested with Christian puritans who would happily ban video games and demand all women in media bare no more than their ankles has been one of the funnier parts of the last ten years/Trump years.

America’s political spectrum is such a mess at this point. Having everyone forced into one of two tents has turned both of those tents into completely useless chaotic jumbles of factions and ideologies. Trump’s incoherence is actually a perfect representation of our politics at this point in a fucked up way.
 
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