💰 Grifter Kino Casino - Read Kiwifarms with abortionist A-a-andy Warski and lardy PPP. A lolcow drama show. 2/28/2019, never forget.

[Dorian]

The problem is that Quartering is still flagging people, and he's clearly spiraling - I at least understand why they're doing big shows on him, especially from someone who considered him nontent before this.
It still managed to be better than DSP, although clearly worse than Ralph or any of the original cast of jokers. I think the shows are replay-only outside of the opening monologue/whoa buddys because you need to skip through the segments, but realistically that's how most of their shows are anyways.

We'll probably have a DSP segment since it's May 1st, which will remind everyone that it's unbelievably boring unless you're captured in the snoretex like PPP and Warski are. However, many of their whales are as well, so it will be a boon for them.

 

[Quintus]

It's funny because when I created my kick account you needed to follow them for a week just comment in their chat. DSPs was only a day or so. They've got a nice little echo chamber there.

Yeah it went up to 24 hours during the "Ralph Turning on AF." Arc. And then shot up to a week during the Vegas fiasco. It's really quite pathetic.

 

[hawkisnight]

If Jer really wants to get under their skin he needs to shell out whatever remaining money he has to pay Surfer as the new cohost.

Didn't PPP bury the hatchet with Surfer?

 

[TheHardR]

Last night they were sucking their own dicks over how "literally everybody" like them talking about quarter pounder. I replied 'you could shit this out in 30 minutes but na' and got chat banned. They really didn't strike me as being so thin skinned. I guess that's what happens when your fame from being Garret from Community goes to your head.

I have been banned since their first week of shows. Andy blocked me on twitter when I posted a screenshot showing that I am blocked. They really don't like their hypocrisy pointed out

 

[TheHardR]

Didn't PPP bury the hatchet with Surfer?

how can PPP talk about Jeremy's shitty pants when surfer told us when he shits he shits all over the place.

 

[TokiBun]

Didn't PPP bury the hatchet with Surfer?

Can a bad break up between ex boyfriends ever be resolved? Doubt it.

 

[Big Fat Guy]

Can a bad break up between ex boyfriends ever be resolved? Doubt it.

All you have to do is look at Ashton’s never ending rage against his most recent intended, Phil Burnell.

Ashton is a sick bastard. I think he’s funny a lot of the time, but can you even imagine having to deal with him in any capacity, even over the internet?

He has zero discipline, so all of the self righteous soapboxes he stands upon, no matter how logical and sane they are, are just as empty as every calorie he consumes (about 300,000 a day).

When that pendulum swings in the near future, it’s going to hit him hardest.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

I came here to say that I love The Great Indoors segment so god damn much. It's perfect. Just a couple of charmingly innocent boomers enjoying the fuck out of the shittiest restaurants on the planet and the cruel Canadians that mock them. I had to pause the replay because I was laughing so hard.

This is why I slip those boys a five spot once in a blue moon.

 

[TokiBun]

I came here to say that I love The Great Indoors segment so god damn much. It's perfect. Just a couple of charmingly innocent boomers enjoying the fuck out of the shittiest restaurants on the planet and the cruel Canadians that mock them. I had to pause the replay because I was laughing so hard.

This is why I slip those boys a five spot once in a blue moon.

I'm so excited to check that segment out once I have time it sounds amazing. This is why Mr. Morrow is a fun segment--no stakes, just clowning on random people. Great now I miss their ghetto ghost hunter show segments from Kinoween!

 

[ASeabear8952]

I guess I should check out the Mr. Morrow segments. I enjoyed the Kiwi Casino episode on Disney Adults a lot. Pauseski is probably gonna ruin it though.

 

[Blue Gunty]

how can PPP talk about Jeremy's shitty pants when surfer told us when he shits he shits all over the place.

Surfer just said PPP got shit on the toilet seat (and Surfer cleaned it up)

That’s more embarrassing for Surfer

 

[BigfordChungusington9000X]

I came here to say that I love The Great Indoors segment so god damn much. It's perfect. Just a couple of charmingly innocent boomers enjoying the fuck out of the shittiest restaurants on the planet and the cruel Canadians that mock them. I had to pause the replay because I was laughing so hard.

This is why I slip those boys a five spot once in a blue moon.

You just know Ashton was secretly coveting that slop they were eating. I don't care how much he denies it, he would have had the time of his life there with Ed and Michelle at Shoney's/Bonanza.

I suspect that his rage against the slop might actually be redirected self-condemnation. He wants to believe he wouldn't eat it, but deep down, he knows the truth about it, bish.

 

[AltisticRight]

Can a bad break up between ex boyfriends ever be resolved? Doubt it.

Yeah, in the bedroom.

 

[Big Fat Guy]

Surfer just said PPP got shit on the toilet seat (and Surfer cleaned it up)

That’s more embarrassing for Surfer

It’s more embarrsssing for Ashton. If I’m in a home with one toilet and the other person shit all over it and left it there, I’d be angry. If I went in there needing to use it, my need supersedes the issue of Ashton being a filthy slob and I’ll remove the shit with bleach so I can use the toilet.

Ashton wormed his way into Surfer’s home, playing on the bond of friendship, then he took over. He’s a giant, sociopathic cancer.

 

[Eat Shit Nigga Karate Cat]

Seeing that its may 1st. Are we getting phil segment today? I sure hope we get more Anissa felting Ian segments

No more jer please, im tired boss

 

[Blue Gunty]

It’s more embarrsssing for Ashton. If I’m in a home with one toilet and the other person shit all over it and left it there, I’d be angry. If I went on there needing to is it, my need supercedes the issue of aashton being a filthy slob and I’ll remove the shit with bleach so I can use the toilet.

Ashton wormed his way into Surfer’s home, playing in the bond of friendship, then he took over. He’s a giant, sociopathic cancer.

Surfer didn’t get mad. He dutifully cleaned the poo.

 

[Big Fat Guy]

Surfer didn’t get mad. He dutifully cleaned the poo.

He was pretty mad about in that stream when he drunkenly revealed it live and Ashton got so mad and called him his bitch for doing what had to be done.

Ashton overpowered an already weak, subservient man who was supposedly his best friend and pretty much took over his home.

Surfer is a pansy, for sure, but that was still his home and not Ashton’s, from everything I’ve seen. Ashton broke his mind down and Surfer seems to have had some form of Stockholm syndrome for a while. That’s what happens when you become such an isolated incel faggot who feeds on nothing but garbage manosphere bullshit. He had to have another man come in and commiserate with hating women. What better way than to bring in an extremely morbidly obese homosexual?

Surfer was and is a mark, but to say that being so fat that you leave shit everywhere you sit isn’t more embarrassing is quite something.

Ashton is a repulsive human being.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

Surfer just said PPP got shit on the toilet seat (and Surfer cleaned it up)

That’s more embarrassing for Surfer

Surfer doesn’t want his apartment looking like a Singh Hortons bathroom

 

[dvorak]

No more jer please, im tired boss

Sounds like someone could use a cup of coffee.

 

[Arcturus]

We will always remember Surfer's toilet mushroom growing between the tiles.