It's hard? I thought Trump was giving everyone free money and shieeee
The first line was the shitpost (
where do you think we are, Dr Cox?), the second line was the message. I'm not giving one single goddamned dollar to
anyone or any
community on the internet. I've seen the monetization parasites gut, corrupt, or outright destroy entire communities and hobbies through monetization for 2 decades. 2 people offered me kiwi gold in DMs a while back. I told them I didn't
want it. Its a
paid sticker, not a virtue.
Its
not about 20 dollars, and the fact you feel $20 bucks is a flex proves my point in a way you probably won't understand. Congrats, you dropped $20 bucks on some intangible internet bullshit! What a hero!
The "MORE monetization will surely restore the formerly free and open interwebs to its former glory" is ass-backwards at best, and a shitty pipe dream at worst. I know, I know, "nature of the beast" and "what else can jersh do?"
I don't have those answers. But, I do have my principles. I paid cash for my home, have 2 trucks, a car, and a fucking bulldozer. I own 30% of my buddies business. And you? You had $20 bucks and a bucketload of Something Awful style condescension. You absolute baller! How's your life going
besides that $20? Do
you have a bulldozer?
Because the opinion of a nigger that
doesn't have the option to go full killdozer matters very little to me,
even if hes got his heckin kiwi gold.