💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

"You shall all die", decrees Patrick, Queen of Hearts. "Off with your heads, stalker children!"
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It's been two days since Rick proudly announced his app's first milestone (1000 drinks shamelessly scraped from other apps or websites) to his sixty thousand followers on X:
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The engagement after 48 hours? 0 replies, 2 likes, 3 reposts.
(The remaining reXeets are pests quoting it to make fun of it.)
Looks like the people who follow Rick for his Trump-sperging don't care much about this pointless app!

And who would? No-one stops in the middle of their day to ask themselves, "Where can I find a mocktail around here?"
That's how alcoholics think about alcohol - Rick seems to have trouble modeling the mind of a non-alcoholic!
People drink mocktails because they happen to be at a bar with friends, but for whatever reason (designated driver, health, etc.) are abstaining from the real stuff. So they drink whatever mocktail happens to be on the menu and sounds good. Don't need an app for that!
 
polyester said:
It's been two days since Rick proudly announced his app's first milestone (1000 drinks shamelessly scraped from other apps or websites) to his sixty thousand followers on X:
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The engagement after 48 hours? 0 replies, 2 likes, 3 reposts.
(The remaining reXeets are pests quoting it to make fun of it.)
Looks like the people who follow Rick for his Trump-sperging don't care much about this pointless app!

And who would? No-one stops in the middle of their day to ask themselves, "Where can I find a mocktail around here?"
That's how alcoholics think about alcohol - Rick seems to have trouble modeling the mind of a non-alcoholic!
People drink mocktails because they happen to be at a bar with friends, but for whatever reason (designated driver, health, etc.) are abstaining from the real stuff. So they drink whatever mocktail happens to be on the menu and sounds good. Don't need an app for that!
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The whole endeavor is so juvenile. Health conscious adults aren’t keeping up with the latest combination of juice, umbrella garnish or not. A brothaman theorized that this is Pat’s niggardly way of writing off his daily bar visits for taxes.
 
rusty shackleford 1 said:
Health conscious adults aren’t keeping up with the latest combination of juice, umbrella garnish or not.
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It’s like when morbidly obese people start trying to do a keto or high-protein diet and immediately become obsessed with finding or creating “clean” versions of all their favorite junk foods. Almost all of them go back to the hard shit sooner or later.

I know a lot of recovered alcoholics and I’ve never heard any of them talk about mocktails outside of an “Oh sweet, I can get a virgin mojito” at a restaurant or whatever. (“Nonalcoholic beer is for nonalcoholics” is a saying I’ve heard plenty, though.)

There is no market or profitable business model for this shitty app.
 
Literally Rick on Twitter:




I am no one's stalker, stalkers.
You, are all mine.
I will be The Child.

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Agreement between City and Pat
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The rest of the doc is disagreements. Includes a proposed stipulation
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City admits they let Patrick keep making niggeroni despite concerned calls from citizens
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Agreement between City and Pat
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The rest of the doc is disagreements. Includes a proposed stipulation
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City admits they let Patrick keep making niggeroni despite concerned calls from citizens
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Claude says that basically they have a case when it comes to the fact that there isn’t any current relevant law.
The police officers being removed as litigants helps their case in that its basically admitting that the police officers should not be relying on their interpretation of the existing closest laws in the moment.

Ultimately this is whether or not the situation violated constitutional rights.

So hopefully the pig will get a favorable ruling in that the court will expect the city and other authorities to write some solid legislation over these issues.

However I hope that Fatrick just gets awarded his legal fees and a penny.
 
Pat making Niggeroni out of socially disadvantaged children was savings the county millions in social services costs.
Its a conspiracy.
 
I've always wondered why they never seemed to blame Pat for anything, and it turns out they actually do and were just waiting for the right time. His social media directly contradicts his entire case and makes him look like a psychopath. He doesn't seem to have a valid reason for them not to bring it up other than "it's not nice".
 
Sneed Force One said:
Uploading every Enjoy Prison, Stalker post will crash the evidence server.
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They called us a-logs. Heh.

Geniuses are never appreciated in their own time.




It doesn't matter at all now whether Rick gets a settlement or not.
He will be asked to defend his own tweets in court under oath with multiple Pests present and in front of a jury.


The Pests have never lost.

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Sounds like someone is afraid of the funsters turning up IRL, which seems weird because surely if they did they'd immediately be carted off to stalker child prison as Pat has been insisting will happen forever.
 
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