💰 Grifter Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Buttblasted alcoholic manchild upset he was banned from a childrens' card game, Grifter, supporter of the cancel culture, cucked by a Jewish bull (Adam Sellers), pisses in basement, shits himself, FLAGGOT, stalks little girls in public, scammer

CluelessAquarium said:
He's got like 3 jokes he just cycles through.
1. I wasn't trying
2. The other player broke, home alone, and gay for me.
3. The game sucks

He hasn't even had a good "your mom" run in a while. Probably because he's behind on his child support payments. At least he has energy still.
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He's had to mellow out since his detractors love to pozload my neghole and mass report him

wtf does "pozload my neghole" mean?
 
Irregardless said:
Buddy, he's lying. It's as simple as that, lol.
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You really think Mr. Eyebags is lying about being unable to sleep?

deleuzeon said:
Something has been bugging me ever since a few days ago when he said he "hard cut" alcohol and then was seen 2 days later with a fireball bottle in his hand. I kept thinking that phrase was weird and gay. "Hard cut." What a strange way of speaking. It finally hit me today — he's avoiding saying "quit" because he wants to leave the door open to drink again.
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Any time someone like this tries to cold turkey, it's a gateway to chaos. I think it's one of these two options:

1: Jeremy tried to pour his alcohol down the drain, but started panic-drinking the little fireball bottles once the first withdrawal panic hit.
2: He's doing a semantic trick to avoid saying "quitting."
3: Wait, it could be both actually lol
 
Ancap Virgin said:
Part of the reason why I don't watch MATI is that Josh just doesn't sound interested in what he's talking about sometimes, that and his weird mix of politics sperging and internet drama on his show
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To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand MATI. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of atypical neuropathology, most of the jokes will go over an average viewer's head. There's also Null's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Terrence Davis literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike MATI truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Null's existential catchphrase "Is my webzone down?" which itself is a cryptic reference to Vikernes Norwegian epic Ásgardr, Vanaheimr & the Nine Worlds of Hel. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Joshua's genius wit unfolds itself on their iPhone screens. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂

And yes, by the way, i DO have a KiwiFarms tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the Beauty Parlor's eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎
 
Maker's Mark said:
You're as retarded as Jeremy if you thought he was going to show up on Yellow Flash's stream.
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That's the thing about Jer... he thinks he's trolling. He thinks of himself as a savvy internet troll alphamale (the digital kind), which is probably why he "supports the farms". But he's not really trolling, because he gets trolling confused with ragebaiting, and his inability to understand this is why everyone will eventually grow to hate him.

But more likely, it's not even inability to understand this, but I suspect he actually consciously chooses to be a totem of hatred because at the end of the day, it's the only way he knows how to farm engagement with fellow people. His ultimate cowardice is actually that he hides behind 'comedy' as a shield, and the specific point of pride is refusing to humble himself and admit that what he does is not comedy. It's actually damaging, to his viewers and his environment, because he is an evil piece of shit.

That's why I really hate the Christian grift he does, and he thinks this is a 'win' condition for him because he's always willing to go low enough to 'win'. And if this isn't the definition of a lolcow, I don't know what is.

You're gonna have to go real, real low, Jer.
 
Kino Casino mentioned this on their show, but Jer is hiding replies on his tweet about "detoxing".
This is literal proof that he's still on Twitter LMAO! (Link)
(archive.today) - Didn't get down very far.
(GhostArchive) - Got quite a bit of the tweets, but didn't get them all.

Here's screenshots of all of the hidden replies.
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Essentially admitting that he's not gonna stop lol.
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HE'S ESTROGENMAXXING!
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Don't point out the eyebags lol.
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And the Valliant Renegade tweet is as far down as archive.today got.
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DSP for president 2032 said:
You really think Mr. Eyebags is lying about being unable to sleep?
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That's a good point, but what he's lying about is being "unable" to sleep.
The reason he has eyebags under is eyes is because he's a big fat fuck whose always drunk, so when he goes to bed all of that + his sleep apnea has him constantly being strangled by his own fat, giving him poor sleep.

God keeps trying to kill Jer, but Jer's desire to watch his wife get fucked by other men is just too strong.
 
Stop posting your twitter interactions with the cow.
GenuineSunset said:
Kino Casino mentioned this on their show, but Jer is hiding replies on his tweet about "detoxing".
This is literal proof that he's still on Twitter LMAO! (Link)
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I have an alt account he hasnt blocked yet and went to ask him why he was still hiding replies during his 'detox', he just locked replies a few minutes ago
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