💰 Grifter Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Buttblasted alcoholic manchild upset he was banned from a childrens' card game, Grifter, supporter of the cancel culture, cucked by a Jewish bull (Adam Sellers), pisses in basement, shits himself, FLAGGOT, stalks little girls in public, scammer

Redoniblueoni said:
I want everyone to re listen to the beginning of Jeremy's cat killing story, where he talks about the lillies. Aired on kino casino last night, around the 3hr 20 min mark

He doesn't say his wife's favorite flowers are lillies, he says the girl he was with at the time. I thought he and his wife were high school sweethearts? Was he a teenager in this story? Surely not as he says later he tried to drive an hour away to the e vet, from his house. Maybe im lost but has jeremy and his wife not been married since shortly after highschool? Who was he simping for with lillies?

Also yikes bud, his simping seems to really backfire. He loses hundreds of thousands of dollars sometimes, other times he kills a cat. His findom fetish prevails even after the greatest of miseries.
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That's a really good notice. I suspected he made up the story for parasocial reasons based on a story he heard someone else tell, but with what you just pointed out I'm very confident in that being true.

edit - this ties in to my previous post as well regarding why Jer is underrated in how fucking evil he is. He's not trolling for comedy's sake making shit up like that, he's leeching off of parasocial sympathy from those who like him and hatred from those who don't. It's quite clever, to give the devil his due.
 
Redoniblueoni said:
I want everyone to re listen to the beginning of Jeremy's cat killing story, where he talks about the lillies. Aired on kino casino last night, around the 3hr 20 min mark

He doesn't say his wife's favorite flowers are lillies, he says the girl he was with at the time. I thought he and his wife were high school sweethearts? Was he a teenager in this story? Surely not as he says later he tried to drive an hour away to the e vet, from his house. Maybe im lost but has jeremy and his wife not been married since shortly after highschool? Who was he simping for with lillies?

Also yikes bud, his simping seems to really backfire. He loses hundreds of thousands of dollars sometimes, other times he kills a cat. His findom fetish prevails even after the greatest of miseries.
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i noticed that too and was disappointed thst the casino missed that, Jer has been with Heather Brust Hambly since he was 17, and that story is set in his 20s, so it is an other point in favour of an open marriage.
 
quarter_grifter said:
That's a really good notice. I suspected he made up the story for parasocial reasons based on a story he heard someone else tell, but with what you just pointed out I'm very confident in that being true.

edit - this ties in to my previous post as well regarding why Jer is underrated in how fucking evil he is. He's not trolling for comedy's sake making shit up like that, he's leeching off of parasocial sympathy from those who like him and hatred from those who don't. It's quite clever, to give the devil his due.
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Given how ass blasted drunk he was in the clip I think hes telling the truth tbh. He sounds genuinely sad about it. Just like the poop pants story I think its just another example of an overshare that makes him look bad but he cant help but tell people because hes drunk and lonely. I fear you're giving him too much credit
 
Redoniblueoni said:
Given how ass blasted drunk he was in the clip I think hes telling the truth tbh. He sounds genuinely sad about it. Just like the poop pants story I think its just another example of an overshare that makes him look bad but he cant help but tell people because hes drunk and lonely. I fear you're giving him too much credit
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i don't know why they cut that clip the full version genuinely pissed me off.
that MFer started saying shit like "i said this story to make you feel bad";reading superchats during his "emotional story;"i don't feel guilty" and more.
he is a jackass
 
Redoniblueoni said:
I fear you're giving him too much credit
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Now now, when it comes to Jeremy, there's never too much credit. Those subs aren't gonna buy themselves!

Speaking of, if we take a look at hamplanet's repertoire:
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The Quartering, starting from Wednesday, has curiously gotten about 350K views extra per-day. It's a very exact, specific incremental increase... coinciding with no increase to subscribers.
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Unsleeved Media? Well, it ain't doing too hot and I guess he's gone back and deleted 27 different videos. Whoops!
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And over on Jeremy Hambly, which he has fixed the SEO for (a blank 'jeremy hambly' search on an incog, no-profile youtube will pull him up):
The numbers aren't unreasonable. Well, just kidding. It's a little weird to jump from 800k to 2.8M views...
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...because you have to go back about a week to find something with over 30k views. He struggles to break 20k, and about half don't even hit 10k.
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His shorts have the same reach, in that they basically go nowhere (these numbers are abysmal for shorts) except for 1 or 2, which break the million-mark. I'm not really familiar with if you can pay to promote a short, but the nature of the medium is that they also randomly go viral so it's not impossible that these are real views (for stolen content). He's basically hanging on these shorts going viral to boost his numbers, and as Warski's said the payout for them is basically pennies.

This has been known about for a week already, but this confirms that this is the plan. Trust the plan.


Additionally, regarding Jeremy's internet hiatus. Wellllllll.... He's got a new video up today:
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But as I said, you can schedule videos ahead of time. News of this broke yesterday, so he probably just recorded it yesterday and scheduled the upload before he began his wellness journey.
Except that he's giving out likes to some of them:
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You have to do this manually. So fatboy is definitely ON. THE. INTERNET!

My tinfoil-hat theory? If we don't see a drunken crashout tonight, it will be because Jeremy's legal counsel has advised him to shut the fuck up because he might be getting served if this youtube investigation doesn't go too hot. OR the fucking FDA thing - I couldn't imagine representing a client retarded enough to brag 'I didn't need to, but I will anyways' and fully admitting he was noncompliant. I have to imagine he has a joint account with his wife, so they probably retain the same counsel -- and she might be tard-wrangling the drunken retard at the request of counsel, because her fortune's gonna be tied right up to his. If he does crash out in about three hours, then nevermind i'm gay and retarded
 
do you know what this idiot admitted having?
a ring doorbell
i will post the clip as soon as i have all edited,
Jer i want to see the footage of the ford f-150 on your ring camera.

edit (added the clip)
 
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Redoniblueoni said:
I want everyone to re listen to the beginning of Jeremy's cat killing story, where he talks about the lillies. Aired on kino casino last night, around the 3hr 20 min mark

He doesn't say his wife's favorite flowers are lillies, he says the girl he was with at the time. I thought he and his wife were high school sweethearts? Was he a teenager in this story? Surely not as he says later he tried to drive an hour away to the e vet, from his house. Maybe im lost but has jeremy and his wife not been married since shortly after highschool? Who was he simping for with lillies?

Also yikes bud, his simping seems to really backfire. He loses hundreds of thousands of dollars sometimes, other times he kills a cat. His findom fetish prevails even after the greatest of miseries.
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I caught that immediately and almost posted about it. He had to have met his wife at 16-17 right? So he was either cheating on his wife or this cat story happened when he was around 15.

The cat being basically dead on his bathroom floor in a puddle of urine for a prolonged period leads me to believe he was blacked out drunk. So he has been a heavy drinker since his mid teens at least.
 
Redoniblueoni said:
Given how ass blasted drunk he was in the clip I think hes telling the truth tbh. He sounds genuinely sad about it. Just like the poop pants story I think its just another example of an overshare that makes him look bad but he cant help but tell people because hes drunk and lonely. I fear you're giving him too much credit
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If it is him being parasocial, that's actually the worse option for him. Negligence is just that, and if he killed his cat due to it, of course that's extremely bad. But lying about it to farm money is much more detestable behavior imo.

I'm going through the clips from @rearden_steel again here. I'm not believing that his version of events are the true story, but this is of course up to interpretation. The collars probably are from his real cats that did die, but I will not give credit to Jer that he was actually emotionally upset at their deaths. I think it's much more likely he made up some drama for storytelling / engagement / parasocial purposes. Let's take account of what else he lied about -
  • He bought the flowers for a girl that was not his high school sweetheart (possible given his open marriage, but I doubt his marriage was 'open' at the early stage of his life he's referring to in the story)
  • If he did buy the flowers for a girl, the flowers would have been at her house, and his cat would not have had access
  • Campaigning to label plants dangerous to cats
  • I don't believe his claim to exclusively taking in stray dogs and cats
He claims to have kept the collars of 2 later cats, but he also said the blue collar belongs to Chance, which was Sunny's brother. It is possible that one cat was willing to eat the toxic plants and not the other, but it's strange to me he kept the collars of the later 2 cats and not the first, who he basically described as being his favorite cat. Not damning evidence itself, but odd.

When Adam the chatter (aka the Jewbull) gets his attention and he begins to fantasize about the cuckoldry he's going to be engaging in during the upcoming weekend, look how he smiles while telling a sad story. To me this is the exact moment where I'm convinced he's lying. 0:01:32 of the first clip is the face of a liar. At the end of that clip, you can listen to him fake clearing his throat, as if it were lumping up... but his voice is unaffected. It's completely performative.

Listen to the end of the last clip. "Part of the reason I told you that story was to kick you in the balls". No, Jer, you co-opted stories you'd heard about other cats because you want to kick people in the balls. All he does is ragebait, it's all he can do. He has no sympathy for his pets or his viewers, or even his wife. All he has is hatred, and that's why he made up the story about his cat getting into flowers he didn't buy for a girlfriend he didn't have.
 
Rich Evans Ayypologist said:
Bit more than I expected to find, honestly. I don't think there's anything terribly interesting here, but for posterity, you can get a good snapshot of how Jer used to look...
and see him actually interacting with other people in person. Jeremy's extreme social awkwardness is on full display here.
Looks like all of this was from GP Vegas 2017. Jesus fucking christ, does this man not own a fucking iron? Look at that fucking shirt - which he clearly wore all day.

Jer preparing to enjoy a succulent chinese japanese meal:
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Of note, Rudy here wasn't just a Jeremy simp: he got along fine with the Professor and Wedge, who both hate the shit out of Jeremy.

I think a lot of this is just potpourri, but this is also another instance of Jeremy trying to suck up to a guy who... as far as I can tell, iced him hard after this event.
I don't remember him in other videos than these two, but Jer made a flurry of videos about Rudy:
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He was on Steven Crowders podcast once. You can see him being awkward beta and bombing. I'll look for the vod it was like 2 years ago
 
quarter_grifter said:
I'm going through the clips from @rearden_steel again here. I'm not believing that his version of events are the true story, but this is of course up to interpretation. The collars probably are from his real cats that did die, but I will not give credit to Jer that he was actually emotionally upset at their deaths. I think it's much more likely he made up some drama for storytelling / engagement / parasocial purposes. Let's take account of what else he lied about
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I gave him extreme benefit of the doubt in this situation for one reason only.
Yhis is slightly personal but i always give maximum benefit of the doubt for stories about animals and faith, because those are 2 things that I prefer never getting wrong about a person, even Jer.
Either case whether he made this up or he told the truth that story is disgusting.
If he told the truth he is a hat able piece of shit animal abuser,which for me is one of the lowest possible things a person can be.
If he lied he is a piece of shit because only a true sicko bastard could make up such a story.
So in any case for me that is a lose/lose scenario and the quartpounder should pay for that shit.
 
trolol said:
I seriously don't know how anyone can still support this faggot. Everything about him is detestable.
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I wonder about this too, and the only thing that remotely makes any sense is that the dregs of his remaining audience are literally just borderline-retarded young men. Like, disgustingly fat, toothless, lives-in-the-boonies, The Hills Have Eyes retards, that self-insert watching Jeremy and fantasize about being just like him one day; pitiful creatures hoping to strike it rich on the Internet and finally break free from the shackles of their inextricable poverty, into their own Neverland McMansions. You see, the only people still unironically watching Jeremy must be dumber than him, and to imagine someone so grotesquely retarded as to be dumber than Jeremy Hambly, you really grasp the vulgar reality of the situation.
 
SFODevsMassiveGunt said:
He was on Steven Crowders podcast once. You can see him being awkward beta and bombing. I'll look for the vod it was like 2 years ago
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If memory serves, Jer has been on LwC a few times, and was somehow involved in helping Crowder with some technical issue which was affecting an important LwC show.

I’m not sure about when he last appeared because I’ve completely missed LwC for more than 2 years now.
 
RL Steinbeck said:
I wonder about this too, and the only thing that remotely makes any sense is that the dregs of his remaining audience are literally just borderline-retarded young men. Like, disgustingly fat, toothless, lives-in-the-boonies, The Hills Have Eyes retards, that self-insert watching Jeremy and fantasize about being just like him one day; pitiful creatures hoping to strike it rich on the Internet and finally break free from the shackles of their inextricable poverty, into their own Neverland McMansions. You see, the only people still unironically watching Jeremy must be dumber than him, and to imagine someone so grotesquely retarded as to be dumber than Jeremy Hambly, you really grasp the vulgar reality of the situation.
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It's not particularly hard to understand. People like to hear their opinions repeated back to them by other people, particularly those who could be considered popular or an authority figure. They just tune out to what they don't want to hear or chalk it up to misinterpretation. Everyone pointing out how their internet dad/friend is wrong or disgusting or a liar is a hater.

The more evidence stacks up, the dumber or more gullible you have to be to still believe in them. There are plenty of people who aren't internet savvy on the internet as well. I see my elderly father doomscrolling facebook shorts sometimes instead of the normal history and educational videos on youtube and sigh. Occasionally he'll ask me if I think something is AI. It's an immediate yes from me and I remind him that most internet videos are faked or staged and to not take them too seriously.

He's a smart guy who had a very successful career, but there are a couple sports media personalities he only recently stopped listening to after I decided I'd start refuting what they said. My dad would never challenge what they said on his own, however; he would come up with his own opinions rather than parroting theirs or mine when I'd refute what they said and point out the flaws in their arguments. He just needed a spark to question what they were saying. It's just the way people are.
 
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