💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 155 22.7%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 275 40.2%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 92 13.5%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 162 23.7%
  • Total voters
    684
I know I'm late to the news Nick missed his drug test, but we all know that man was gonna fail because that man hates sobriety more than anything.

I also know it won't lead to the "Fugitive of Justice" arc like Styx is, but I want it to because it'd be hilarious to see Nick go IP2 and rant about he loves coke more than he ever did his wife.
 
Tyronneasaurus Rex said:
I know I'm late to the news Nick missed his drug test, but we all know that man was gonna fail because that man hates sobriety more than anything.

I also know it won't lead to the "Fugitive of Justice" arc like Styx is, but I want it to because it'd be hilarious to see Nick go IP2 and rant about he loves coke more than he ever did his wife.
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Look, he really likes his wife, alright?
 
Hopefully Nick is keeping up with his geriatric cripple lawyer this nontent arc.
Maybe he can go as far as to buy Barneswalker a walking frame?
 
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John Andrews Stan said:
Ralph and Scar are getting grilled about Nick on MLC:
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Have they said anything worthwhile or is it the usual RalphaScar vagaries
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The only thing approximating new information is that the always-reliable Scarlett now unequivocally confirms the rumor that "Rekieta offered to take Icedancer to Hackamania," and given that Mersh was notoriously boycotting Hackamania over its inclusion of Anthony Cumia, it follows that Nick could only have snaked Mersh by making such an offer, as to which the always-reliable Scarlett also confirms that "Mersh do[es]n't know about this":


KB: Ricotta offered to take Icedancer to Hackamania. Yeah I don't know anything about any of that stuff.
Scarlett: Oh yeah, he did! And Mersh don't know about this.
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KB: I thought he wanted to have like that - Robert - what's that movie Steven, where Robert Redford pays the million dollars?
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Ethan: Indecent Proposal. What do you think, I'm a rube?
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KB: Yeah, I think Nick Ricotta wanted an indecent proposal of Scarlett.
Chad: I agree.
Ethan: I don't know.
Stevie: Would you - if you had the opportunity, would you swap it up with Nick, like Steeltoe did?
Ethan: No, no, no, don't even -
Scarlett: *interrupting* We're Toe Boys!
Ethan: I reject hypothetical questions in the first place, but
Scarlett: *interrupting again* WE'RE TOE BOYS!
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As always, @gluee is more than welcome to express a partial denial or full denial, in the usual format.
 
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Citizen M / KiwiFarms user @SaddamLanza criticises Megan, a recurring guest co-host for Who Are These Podcasts (WATP), for allegedly fucking the producer Chris.
This draws unusually impassioned anger from Rekieta, telling @SaddamLanza to "stop being a cunt" and that it "...isn't anyone's business."
Did the reveal of a inappropriate relationship hit too close to home for Nick?
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Mersh cucks out to Rekieta, too much of Ralph's asshole DNA on the mouth?
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Perhaps she holds a special place in the heart of the Rekietas, as her presense at Hackamania means they aren't the only cuckolded couple in a sea of obesity?
For a duo of shock jocks and sekturites, Mersh and Rekieta sure are cluching their pearls about this.
 
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Citizen M / KiwiFarms user @SaddamLanza criticises Megan, a recurring guest co-host for Who Are These Podcasts (WATP), for allegedly fucking the producer Chris.
This draws unusually impassioned anger from Rekieta, telling @SaddamLanza to "stop being a cunt" and that it "...isn't anyone's business."
Did the reveal of a inappropriate relationship hit too close to home for Nick?
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Mersh cucks out to Rekieta, too much of Ralph's asshole DNA on the mouth?
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"Nooo! Don't talk about the personal drama of the host of the show that talks about other people's drama!"

(This means it's something juicy we definitely should be looking into, BTW.)
 
Vibralldo said:
"Nooo! Don't talk about the personal drama of the host of the show that talks about other people's drama!"

(This means it's something juicy we definitely should be looking into, BTW.)
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Interesting choice of Nick to take a post he thinks nobody should care about and ensure that more people are exposed to it. For someone that is apparently repeatedly trying to have sex with a different e-whore whilst being married, Nick obviously can't help his self-interest from controlling his tweets.

I know politics is described as 'showbiz for ugly people', but with all these fat, ugly, boring, and repulsive degenerates passing around the same few women, the dabbleverse seems like it's the closest these guys can get to being the groupie-fucking rockstars they wish they were. How cruel for life to have deprived them of the necessary talent, work ethic, and appealing genetics.
 
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Interesting choice of Nick to take a post he thinks nobody should care about and ensure that more people are exposed to it. For someone that is apparently repeatedly trying to have sex with a different e-whore whilst being married, Nick obviously can't help his self-interest from controlling his tweets.

I know politics is described as 'showbiz for ugly people', but with all these fat, ugly, boring, and repulsive degenerates passing around the same few women, the dabbleverse seems like it's the closest these guys can get to being the groupie-fucking rockstars they wish they were. How cruel for life to have deprived them of the necessary talent, work ethic, and appealing genetics.
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Whenever Nick says "who cares? It's none of your business" then it's incredibly interesting and worth looking into.

The groupie thing is also clearly one of Nick's fantasies.
 
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