Man if Phil and Khet are both on GLP-1 drugs they'll really become like a lesbian couple, enjoying osteoporosis together and never having sex. Losing bone density is technically weight loss too, right? (Hope there's a 'DSP Cheated at Weight Loss' deep dive someday)
Maybe they'll both claim to have fibromyalgia to round things out.
The fact that she's still fat makes me think she's not on it. It was especially telling in the Wings call imo.
That breathy thing he does when he says she's not fat is a classic tell that he's lying. Plus I maintain that no matter how cucked he is, no matter how much he is bowing down to this woman in his own house that he pays for, if she was skinny he would find a way to show us. He would find a way, because he
hates that we make fun of him for having a fat roommate.
Everything in this list is a) false and b) something that he thinks about constantly. I just don't see a world where if she wasn't fat that we wouldn't have proof. He would either whine and cry and beg for her to pop in on stream, or take a picture that was allegedly for some other purpose but that she was in somehow, he would find a way. His entire life revolves around not letting the tractors get W's on him, or drinking gin and pulling Hogans to try to distract himself from all the endless stream of W's we're getting on him. It's why he lost weight in the first place, it's not like the dude that is visibly drunk on stream more days than not actually gives a shit about his health.
But maybe the bruises on his wrist are from her beating him, that would be very lesbian of them. A sexless abusive marriage, you throw in a Subaru and some cheating and you would be hard pressed to tell the difference between an actual lesbian relationship. Actually I think "real" lesbians talk a lot, bitches always be talking, so maybe not so much.
-eta: I think he might have been telling the truth to PPP when he said she had health issues and that could be the reason she can't take it, otherwise I can't think of a reason she wouldn't be. Maybe Phil won't pay for it because he's afraid she'll leave him if she's a swimsuit model again? Idk, it is odd but I really, really don't think she's skinny. I mean, neither is Phil so maybe she just beat the drug like he did
Btw why is he using "peach fuzz" to refer to camera quality again I thought we cleared that up Phil. "Peach fuzz" is hair. You know, like on a peach? It has nothing to do with camera quality, other than the word "fuzz" which is the noun form of "fuzzy" (which is an adjective) which could be used to describe camera quality. Take that and "mouthdrooler" and stick 'em in a box and put them in the closet because taking them out more that once a year makes you sound really dumb. Where else are you gonna drool from, Phil?
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