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The truth is, you can't improve perfection.
Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!
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AN HOUR!
He's trying to present this as a good thing?! "Blind-blowing", even. If it took that long to finish, most people wouldn't bother starting.
unctuous mouthfeel
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Kevin makes me feel the same way I feel about school shooters where there's certainly a righteous moral outrage but also a deep sadness about what was once a tabula rasa of an innocent child who was led in part by external forces to an unchangeable tragedy. Except he's also funny.
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Real women totally make casual social media posts about masturbating. It's totally normal for it to take anyone an hour to "orgasm." Kevin definitely hasn't been reading this thread and seen the "nerves are waking up" comments.
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At least the only people irreparably damaged by Kev’s choices and mental illness have been mainly Kev himself and Wedge.
Mike and Penny would probably forget about him days after he died, and their lives are just as fucked with or without him.
They made most of the same choices, independently of Kev so he can’t be blamed.
His mother and relatives would be sad if he died, but probably relieved that his suffering had ended.
Wedge on the other hand will never forget the taste of the Amhole.
It was probably worse for the psyche and more traumatic than watching a dozen elementary schools getting shot up.
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I haven't looked in this thread for at least a year and see all that's changed is he added a scar to his noggin
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Getting Kevin to coom must have been like that long, horrible time between the first plane hitting and the second tower collapsing.
The worst day in America since Pearl Harbor.
Hundreds of first responders perished.
A generation of mediocre troubadours wrote songs about it.
A president read "My Pet Alpaca."
The experiences of that day are seared into everyone who was alive.
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The fun thing about work like that is that the staples may go away, but the hairline will likely keep receding faster than the scar can completely heal and fade, so for at least some time it will just be like a high water mark that says "Your hair was here. 
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Does it really work?The fun thing about work like that is that the staples may go away, but the hairline will likely keep receding faster than the scar can completely heal and fade, so for at least some time it will just be like a high water mark that says "Your hair was here.
I am skeptical of this kind of surgery because there are still so many men who try to stave off or cover baldness with wigs, hats, bandanas and the modern day version of a combover, which is the arguably worse pony tail and baseball cap.
If hair plugs and hairline adjustments worked, surely they would become affordable and relatively easy surgery, exactly like breast implants have.
In the 80s, breast implants were reserved for Hollywood celebrities, well paid porn stars and wives of wealthy men.
These days, pretty much any woman in a semi professional position can get them and not have to take much more than a few days off work.
Breast implants work, in that they make tits look firmer, higher and larger.
I know that there has to be follow up later and things, but obviously that’s not too big a deal either.
If hairline surgery was as consistently successful, surely only dirt poor fuckers would be afflicted with male pattern baldness?
PLEASE THE MINERS
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It's incredible society now celebrates what turbo nerds used to do on WoW for free gear.
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I feel like Penny would react the same way to Kevs death as he would a pet dying (alpacas aside as they got no reaction whatsoever).
In other words, some grief for a month or two, then already thinking about what pet he wants next within a few years.
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How is gibes pronounced? I"ve been calling him Kevin giblet head.
i always pronounced it like, giblet, as in, kpiece of bad meat.
i always pronounced it like, giblet, as in, kpiece of bad meat.
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Fantastically, it's pronounced "Gibbs" as in "gibbs me the money for more transformers"
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i always pronounced it as "shoot me in the fucking face and do the world a favor"
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As "hair replacement" or whatever? No idea. I just know someone that had surgery with a somewhat similar staple line along part of the hairline. You couldnt see the scar too bad it first, but as his hair receded the scar was no longer on the hair line and became more noticeable until the scar faded after a few years. The scar is still visible but very faint.
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The alpacas are turning in their (mass) grave.
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"recently gotten gendered correctly"
Yeah MOST companies don't like lawsuits over made up monkey shit.
Stop sticking your tongue out you look like a literal hog. A true&honest hog. A human cadaver kajiggered together from leftover pig flesh.
that poem wtf you guys need help seriously
"Three years into
"my ass is way bigger now lol" yeah Kevin, most middle-aged dudes that do fuck all except drink beer experience this without surgery. It's kinda common, actually.
In only six years...Kevin...got some staples on his forehead.
"I only have 1,025 cubic centimeters of silicone in my tits" "i always thought my right titty mole was cute""goddamn that barest hint of all my armpit hair is so fucking hot"
justgirlythings
AGHGHAGSDAFHASDKFGASDG
stuff from a previous 90 image dump I had saved but didn't post. away with ye
"My eyes and forehead look so fucking femme....the selfies will continue whether or not morale improves"
They improve with each one you post, Kevin. They improve because we know no matter how bad things get, we will NEVER be as bad as you.
"get girl'd, nerd" says the D.Va main as he t-bags you with his beef curtains
(I don't actually know who he mains in OW)
"I have no idea how this is all gonna settle in the end"
Like granite bedrock.
"...i'm gonna look really cute!"
The aliens in Prometheus look more cute. So do the xenomorphs for that matter
"If Trump was a Pokémon he'd be Drowzee"
If you were a pokemon you'd be an Alolan Muk.
"One of the last remaining holes in my legacy collection!"
The only hole you have a chance of filling.
"Dr. Kaoutzanis"
"stunning how immediate the results are!!!"
Yeah, getting your face sawed open tends to have immediate results.
"My eyes and forehead look so fucking femme....the selfies will continue whether or not morale improves"
They improve with each one you post, Kevin. They improve because we know no matter how bad things get, we will NEVER be as bad as you.
"get girl'd, nerd" says the D.Va main as he t-bags you with his beef curtains
(I don't actually know who he mains in OW)
"I have no idea how this is all gonna settle in the end"
Like granite bedrock.
"...i'm gonna look really cute!"
The aliens in Prometheus look more cute. So do the xenomorphs for that matter
"If Trump was a Pokémon he'd be Drowzee"
If you were a pokemon you'd be an Alolan Muk.
"One of the last remaining holes in my legacy collection!"
The only hole you have a chance of filling.
"Dr. Kaoutzanis"
"stunning how immediate the results are!!!"
Yeah, getting your face sawed open tends to have immediate results.
