💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

OffTopic said:
Seriously bros.
Where the FAWK is my forum?

I hate Kiwifarms and how I can't just call users faggots and tell them to commit suicide with impunity.

This place sucks and I'm very upset.
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OnA successfully prevented me from registering by refusing cockli email addresses, correctly wagering that I would be too lazy to get a real email and thus preventing my Green Reddit ass from viewing their attachments. So suffer, oppressors.
 
Something Awful said:
Haven't checked in on Rick in a while, glad to see he's still failing in new and inventive ways (with the Mocktale app).

I don't think the core idea is completely unworkable, but it would need like... an actual marketing campaign, with influencer endorsements, to have any hope of gaining traction. As well as partnerships with major bars in big cities offering discounts or something. Not just this idiot tweeting once about it and then deleting it out of shame. What a pointless endeavor.

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Also, "Find an N/A Drink" is such tortured phrasing, jfc. And "Can't Find N/A Drinks" looks like there's a database error. And why not just call it something normal like "drinks" or "cocktails" or even "mocktails"? Really need to emphasize the "this is for recovering alcoholics" aspect of your app? "N/A drinks" is like a pharmacy advertising "non-recreational drugs".
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For real, what the fuck is even the point of this? I don't drink and have never found a single issue ordering a non-alcoholic drink in any location. There isn't a single pub or restaurant that doesn't have a Pepsi or lemonade for sale. It's entirely useless the moment you realize every place has a drinks list that shows you mocktails and soft drinks.
 
Unknown God said:
OnA successfully prevented me from registering by refusing cockli email addresses, correctly wagering that I would be too lazy to get a real email and thus preventing my Green Reddit ass from viewing their attachments. So suffer, oppressors.
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You don't sound very funny.
So it's probably for your own good you can't get in.


Also, I'm a member of the Triarchy that allows in new members, and, uh, you ain't makin' the cut.
 
OffTopic said:
You don't sound very funny.
So it's probably for your own good you can't get in.


Also, I'm a member of the Triarchy that allows in new members, and, uh, you ain't makin' the cut.
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Nooooo, child. Any site that wouldn't take my shitpost email service doesn't deserve my presence.
Enjoy that giant void in your mediocre life that is my absence.
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Something Awful said:
Haven't checked in on Rick in a while, glad to see he's still failing in new and inventive ways (with the Mocktale app).

I don't think the core idea is completely unworkable, but it would need like... an actual marketing campaign, with influencer endorsements, to have any hope of gaining traction. As well as partnerships with major bars in big cities offering discounts or something. Not just this idiot tweeting once about it and then deleting it out of shame. What a pointless endeavor.

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Also, "Find an N/A Drink" is such tortured phrasing, jfc. And "Can't Find N/A Drinks" looks like there's a database error. And why not just call it something normal like "drinks" or "cocktails" or even "mocktails"? Really need to emphasize the "this is for recovering alcoholics" aspect of your app? "N/A drinks" is like a pharmacy advertising "non-recreational drugs".
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“We don’t care why you’re not drinking and neither should anyone else”

Very passive-aggressive, definitely Patrick’s work, and they have added THC drinks to their database, so it’s not actually a mocktails app. That’s what recovered alcoholics need, to get as high as the moon on weed.
 
Dropa5pack said:
“We don’t care why you’re not drinking and neither should anyone else”

Very passive-aggressive, definitely Patrick’s work, and they have added THC drinks to their database, so it’s not actually a mocktails app. That’s what recovered alcoholics need, to get as high as the moon on weed.
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I suspect he discovered weed this year and really wants to sperg about how good dude weed bro is but realizes how embarrassing that is so this is his way to sneakily do it
 
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Ymunkoke prison. Naturally there's hundreds of these claiming his and Paul's DMCAs were legal. Of course there's hundreds of xeets claiming Dan Mullen of 9 Morgans Way Kingston MA employed by Insight Software's DMCA claim against Fat's outdated Twitter profile pic was illegal and Dan "Diaper" Mullen committed perjury.
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That's nice and all, however Natasha was going after other people and starting online fights. Not just with Patrick but anyone who was "racist", in other words anyone that's white or black and didn't fall in line with their ideology. Never seen her message Hispanic people or Asians.. Just whites and blacks.

Apparently not the first time they've been banned on that site either.
TouchFluffyTail said:
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- "Jornalist"
Okay seriously, I know we make fun of this "highly acclaimed" author and his poor spelling, but there 100% has been an uptick in typos. Is it his trotters getting fatter, or he is simply rage-typing more frequently these days?
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One could say the same thing about Liberals.
Flávia’s Cleaning Service said:
I suspect he discovered weed this year and really wants to sperg about how good dude weed bro is but realizes how embarrassing that is so this is his way to sneakily do it
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He did weed like 2024 I believe on a trip out West.

Found it
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THE PIG IS ON THE POT

I REPEAT, THE PIG IS ON THE POT
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I fucking.....fuck my ass I am gonna need a double dose of bunnahabhain to get my noggin round this.

EDIT: we are getting live porcine action this very minute. I have no fuckin idea what this evening holds but I hope to fucking god fatrick's weed saga is nigh
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Dropa5pack said:
“We don’t care why you’re not drinking and neither should anyone else”

Very passive-aggressive, definitely Patrick’s work, and they have added THC drinks to their database, so it’s not actually a mocktails app. That’s what recovered alcoholics need, to get as high as the moon on weed.
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So the target audience is either former alcoholics who want non-alcoholic drinks so they can still hang out at bars (great idea) or former alcoholics who want to replace their alcoholism with a drug addiction (even greater idea!). Great app.
 
He can't afford legal weed or THC extract drinks, so he made the app.
"My drinks here are FREE, or I pull you off the app"

I can see Fatty extorting his local bars like this.
(btw- is he still bringing books or laptops to the bar? I HATE people that do that)
 
Orange Rhymer said:
He can't afford legal weed or THC extract drinks, so he made the app.
"My drinks here are FREE, or I pull you off the app"

I can see Fatty extorting his local bars like this.
(btw- is he still bringing books or laptops to the bar? I HATE people that do that)
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I can't possibly fathom an actual bar or THC drink manufacturer ever giving a shit about this pig and his app
 
Orange Rhymer said:
I can see Fatty extorting his local bars like this.
(btw- is he still bringing books or laptops to the bar? I HATE people that do that)
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Yes, child. He is.

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Flávia’s Cleaning Service said:
I suspect he discovered weed this year and really wants to sperg about how good dude weed bro is but realizes how embarrassing that is so this is his way to sneakily do it
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His dyke wife started getting high recently so of course he has to include himself and ruin it for her. But I guarantee you he isn't getting high with her. Guys like him can't handle it. All of the negative thoughts about himself that he keeps stuffed down with booze and cunty personality disorders would become overwhelming and he'd come unglued. He would have a horrible time.
 
FinnSven said:
I hope that even if it is normally beyond the scope of such a trial, the judge halts proceedings and succeeds in getting an order that Patrick is mentally assessed by a psychiatrist before the case is resumed.
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FRCP 35 explicitly allows for such an evaluation to be ordered, but I think discovery is closed if the judge is scheduling a trial date.

Anyway all they really have to do if they want to establish that he's completely insane and possibly dangerous is introduce his social media posts.
McMitch said:
Whatever barber has him convinced this hairstyle is flattering should be dragged to the street and shot.
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I could imagine it working for someone who wasn't morbidly obese. As it is, it just emphasizes he's so fucking fat his head is shaped like a pumpkin. I bet he actually INSISTS on it because maybe he thought it looked good once when he was normal shaped.
 
TollBoothWilly said:
His dyke wife started getting high recently so of course he has to include himself and ruin it for her. But I guarantee you he isn't getting high with her. Guys like him can't handle it. All of the negative thoughts about himself that he keeps stuffed down with booze and cunty personality disorders would become overwhelming and he'd come unglued. He would have a horrible time.
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Relax, Cheech. We're talking about weed not acid over here.
 
TollBoothWilly said:
You've never seen someone have a panic attack after they got high? It's not an uncommon thing. People get overwhelmed with anxiety and can't get it under control and they go into a spiral. I'd be shocked if Rick wasn't one of those people.
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Yeah Rick seems like a control freak. I could see him panicking from a little baby hit just a taste.
 
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