DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Ralof-of-Cringewood]

I disagree. Phil used to REALLY hate e-whore streamers.

Dare I say it, based?

 

[Zyklon C]

Dare I say it, based?

I strongly doubt that Phail's dislike of e-whores wasn't out of some moral outrage, but the fact that he couldn't soak dents using the same strategies.

I mean, he has tits, but his don't hate the same...

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

I strongly doubt that Phail's dislike of e-whores wasn't out of some moral outrage, but the fact that he couldn't soak dents using the same strategies.

I mean, he has tits, but his don't hate the same...

You say that but he’s now talking about taking his shirt off (PLEASE GOD NO. NO!!!!!) and around 20% of the kahntent some days is about his body. It’s no wonder Raw Phil viewership is down.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Dare I say it, based?

Yes, but entirely for the wrong reasons.

 

[Its Vladi Bby]

When you get your debt waived while making $100,000 to $150,000 a year ($148,000 was last year's number posted here) and you have no family and never go anywhere, it makes it pretty easy to spend a lot. The idea that he still wants to refinance his house when it's the one successful (lucky) investment he's made is very Phil.

Just wondering, where does the 148k fogure come from? Thats a lot more than I woukd have guessed for his income.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

QQ interviewed Evacowboyfan, premieres 12:15 pm est.

 

[Love Is Blue]

You say that but he’s now talking about taking his shirt off (PLEASE GOD NO. NO!!!!!) and around 20% of the kahntent some days is about his body. It’s no wonder Raw Phil viewership is down.

raw phil is gonna take on another meaning...

 

[Burn In Hell Burnell]

QQ interviewed Evacowboyfan, premieres 12:15 pm est.

This is either going to be the most worthless waste of bandwidth in YouTube history or a goldmine of autism.

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

Just wondering, where does the 148k fogure come from? Thats a lot more than I woukd have guessed for his income.

It’s based on the tracking of visible suhport (stream leaderboards) + estimate of ad revenue using views. It’s pre-superchat fee and pre-taxes, as well.

 

[Shuma-Gorath]

Dare I say it, based?

Like everything Phil-related, even when he's right, it's for all the wrong reasons and/or his words hold no weight.
For example, how can he hate e-thots when he's one himself? He begs just like one, he exploits parasocial relationships just like on, he offers nothing of value just like one, he even used a literal e-thot site so people could gift him things. Now it's even worse with all the flexing, he's no different from a girl showing her cleavage. When girls use push-up bras, Phil pushes his arm with his thumb. He is an e-thot, only that he's more in line with a disgusting Reddit tranny than a good looking bitch.

 

[CannedBacon]

I don't think so Duncefelter was a dentractor, but he never donated a penny. From everything I've seen, he was a KC tourist that got a mod position and was wasting his time doing it for free for Phil.

He was a full blown dent imo since he literally spent his whole time sweeping up for Phil (for free)

 

[HorseWifeAppreciator]

No one watch the annual Ch'King of the Ring yesterday? I have to say that this year was the best ever for average quality of the songs.

People managed to cram more creativity in two minutes than Phail has in eighteen years of churning out trash on YouTube.

I was pretty meh on it. The second I hear death metal/screamo/punk style songs I can't help but zone out and lose all interest.

 

[Iron Father]

Dare I say it, based?

Hates on e-whores but consooms porn (even fapped live), bought and hanged paintings made by some bitch using her tits as the brush, spent a decade pumping out "sexualized kahntent" to his extremely young audience, did videos with Leanna going through porn movie thumbnails in their hotel room. Phil is a classic hypocrite.

 

[Tsoliassssssssssssss]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uG7eHLKArcc

Mighty D again with a banger.
I didn't remember the cope session phail had against RTU for using the O-face in his content or referencing the may 1st stream.
whoever keeps a tally on these, phail has come full circle again doing what he critisized yesterday.

 

[WardTrangler]

Hates on e-whores but consooms porn (even fapped live), bought and hanged paintings made by some bitch using her tits as the brush, spent a decade pumping out "sexualized kahntent" to his extremely young audience, did videos with Leanna going through porn movie thumbnails in their hotel room. Phil is a classic hypocrite.

Did he actually buy any of her works? I know he was gifted one and mused about buying one for the big boy professional office he was going to set up for the rapidly growing style burnell media empire.

Im willing to believe he bought more, it’s just hard to keep track of everything when it comes to how often DSP is a hypocrite.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

I was pretty meh on it. The second I hear death metal/screamo/punk style songs I can't help but zone out and lose all interest.

Although I generally like metal it just doesn't feel like it suits joke songs. This one felt like the right level of catchy and shitposting

 

[WardTrangler]

No one watch the annual Ch'King of the Ring yesterday? I have to say that this year was the best ever for average quality of the songs.

People managed to cram more creativity in two minutes than Phail has in eighteen years of churning out trash on YouTube.

I’m about a third of the way through and so far the biggest standouts are by Wolverine Doll and Ziggy Piggy. (Runner up going to Moobs Like Jabba)

I’ve been listening to it almost strictly audio style while commuting, so have only watched back Big Eating by Wolverine Doll which was a great video as well. Im sure my opinions on some of the other songs would raise when I get around to watching them as well.

I’m not the biggest fan of the screaming heavy metal. However, subjective opinions on the songs aside I give big props to all the submitters for the time and sincere effort they put into the songs.

 

[Iron Father]

Did he actually buy any of her works? I know he was gifted one and mused about buying one for the big boy professional office he was going to set up for the rapidly growing style burnell media empire.

Im willing to believe he bought more, it’s just hard to keep track of everything when it comes to how often DSP is a hypocrite.

Good question. I swear at some point he had multiple pieces of titty art, but maybe he only ever had the one gifted piece?

 

[Balr0g]

I disagree. Phil used to REALLY hate e-whore streamers. They get money for existing. Phil deserves all the money for existing. He's not affected by any woman's appearance because he is gay.

That was in his "I hate Twitch" days where he complained that "girls with big ass boobs" get all the attention from Twitch, with "their tits hanging out and they barely know how to play a game". Well now, Phil only needs to loose his moobs and he would be a titty streamer too.

 

[thebigdream]

it's crazy to me that making better content doesn't even cross his mind. Literally it doesn't even occur to him! It's nothing I didn't already know but holy shit man he really is one dumb, lazy, talentless sack of shit. "Could I make $1k in a stream without someone pitying me enough to give me a bump? Yeah if I begged hard enough, I could beg so hard I would make that easy! That or if a really cool game comes out but I don't control that nothing I can do!" EIGHTEEN YEARS. Holy FUCK man...

Phil was simultaneously born with all the talents for middle management and negative instincts for product improvement, it's a real tragedy. My favourite Philism is when he brags about having improved the stream, but the improvements are all static objects which could've been green-screened in for all it matters. It's like in his mind, an occupation is a physical state. You wear a fireman's clothes, you're a fireman. You have LGBT-themed RGBs strobing behind you, you're a streamer. If the audience doesn't understand that, there's nothing Phil can do!