💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

I hate swatters and I think rape is the most mild form of punishment they deserve followed by execution, but I will admit this made me laugh.
It was YOU who had a botched DIY sex change, child. You snipped your balls off and this is the life you chose.

“Can’t find not applicable drinks?

Meet a misspelled brand name that will fuck our SEO.

We don’t care why you’re not drinking,
Here’s a needlessly combative conclusion.”

Nice ‘marketing’, stupid.
Child, N/A is only on the secret menu. It stands for Niggeroni Amaro. Of course a stalker like you wouldn't comprehend fine Italian liquor. Enjoy lukewarm taps.
 
Rick did it. He childed the CEO of the Internet and got the forums taken down. Josh is shaking in his boots right now, he knows this place is next.

I actually look forwarded to being extradited from Ireland to spend the rest of my life in prison. It would actually be fun having every pat poster in a building, discussing lore and doing letter writing campaigns.
 
Rick did it. He childed the CEO of the Internet and got the forums taken down. Josh is shaking in his boots right now, he knows this place is next.

I actually look forwarded to being extradited from Ireland to spend the rest of my life in prison. It would actually be fun having every pat poster in a building, discussing lore and doing letter writing campaigns.
Yes, it’s always interested me that despite the US failing to get extradition for various terrorists and dangerous people from closely aligned nations, such as Abu Hamzar in the UK, Patrick still insists that those who laugh and antagonize him on Twitter are bound for federal Guantanamo bay and certain lifelong detention.

Hamzar even was considered a danger and hated by the public and authorities in the UK, yet they still wouldn’t extradite him to the US because he could have faced the death penalty.

But of course Twitter trolls are outlawed and so fundamentally opposed to humanity that even the UN would revoke their human rights.

On another Patrick related meandering thought I had, there used to be reality shows which followed people doing difficult tasks, such as “Faking it” when a person would pretend to be a particular profession or role, with only a few weeks of training and coming from a fundamentally different background.

The goal was that they would be expected to convince industry experts in the field or those born and raised in the social group that they were what they were pretending to be.

The examples I remember were a soft weedy little guy trying to pass as a nightclub bouncer and a common as dirt northern girl trying to pass as an aristocratic lady.

In Patrick’s case, I would like to see a reality show where an experienced publicist is tasked with getting Tiny Tim, not just published, but top of the bestselling books and elevates Patrick to being a respected Sci fi author and voice.

It could be called “Impossible people, impossible tasks” or something better, as I am not a TV show producer!
 
Is anyone able to update me on the proposed timeline for when the stalker childs will be upgraded to prison enjoyers? Kinda fuzzy on the dates for this, thanks.
Soon, stalker. Very soon. Now, hush.

YOU HOSE TO END YOUR LIFE DOING THIS!
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I HOSE TO END MY LIFE DOING THIS
 
For real, what the fuck is even the point of this? I don't drink and have never found a single issue ordering a non-alcoholic drink in any location. There isn't a single pub or restaurant that doesn't have a Pepsi or lemonade for sale. It's entirely useless the moment you realize every place has a drinks list that shows you mocktails and soft drinks.

It's an alcoholic's idea of what life must be like as a non-drinker. Pat contemplates this and thinks "Oh, it must be so difficult to find NA drinks at a bar, and EVERYONE will ask 'why aren't you drinking', how do these people survive ? We should create an app to help them". It's retarded in the same Tomlinson way as most of his ideas.
 
I just can't wait for some of these messages to be read out in court by a prosecutor lol.

"Why do you call everyone a child and tell them they're going to prison? Why do you engage with them at all if you want to be left alone?"

And I think he's nervous - he's drunk posting more. Plus won't we find out whether Big Nick is still there since she's a respondent party? This has so much potential.
 
Strange how the swats have stopped after Niki has allegedly left. If it were an actual alog or anyone else doing it to fuck with Patrick, making a call that Patrick had shot and killed his wife when she's not actually there and couldn't come to the door when the police arrive would be the best way to fuck with him. Between this and the improbable odds of these swatting attempts never occurring when Pat was renting out a room through Airbnb, the city should have no problems planting doubt in the minds of most jurors. Pat oinking on the stand should put the rest of them off.
 
Owen has been having issues loading for a few weeks now. I wouldn't be surprised if the slight boost in traffic with the trial news caused it to collapse, much like a chair under Patrick's fat ass. Either that or something expired on May 1st and they have to fix it.

I assume Pat's lawyers read his social media, I can only imagine they are thrilled he's currently talking about the lawsuit mixed with the usual threats. He'll probably just double down and make it worse before the trial, what a shame.
 
Owen has been having issues loading for a few weeks now. I wouldn't be surprised if the slight boost in traffic with the trial news caused it to collapse, much like a chair under Patrick's fat ass. Either that or something expired on May 1st and they have to fix it.

I assume Pat's lawyers read his social media, I can only imagine they are thrilled he's currently talking about the lawsuit mixed with the usual threats. He'll probably just double down and make it worse before the trial, what a shame.

The SSL certificate on the server is probably expired or not installed correctly after a recent change.

Needless to say, Patrick always has the last laugh.

Owen A Forms will come back online with Tim Heidecker playing Dan Mullen.
 
Apologies for the conspiratorial thinking but I cannot help but feel that onaforums being down is somehow tied to Patrick S Tomlinson being obese. In fact I feel all issues in this world are somehow tied to Patrick's weight. The Russia/Ukraine war, middle eastern conflict, disease, famine, climate change - if Patrick would just eat a salad every now and again I feel these problems would all be resolved but alas he is very selfish and will not do so.

Shame on you, pig. Shame. On. You.
 
O&A forums has been down since late last night, damn shame. Pat will probably take credit in some bizarre way
Hope it comes back up soon, it sucks having to get Pat updates from the terminally unfunny faggots here on the farms.

feel cold rn
Based Janoy enjoyer.

The SSL certificate on the server is probably expired or not installed correctly after a recent change.
Who's in charge of the website now that quasi gave it up?
 
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