💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[Sneed Force One]

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Second image is Sally Tobacco at 600 19th Ave SE Ste 103, Willmar, MN 56201.

I can only express jealousy at the store owner raking in the untold fortune of Celeste Rekieta's petrofac trust to help Nick scratch his addictions with legal highs.

Very close to the original image location (I drew an accurate recreation of Nick's route, exact driving skill.)
All the kids forced into their babysitting "extracurricular activities", on a Sunday, gotta get to the smoko shop at 3.15PM and load up on cope vapes!

 

[W@rui]

I need to see Fatrick and Rekieta in a street race.

 

[Vibralldo]

This is hardly a profound comment or anything, but...

My takeaway from this is that Nick was fine with Quartering flagging the KC clips channel, @elb, and Meme Copium, but Jeremy done fucked up (in Nick's view) by flagging his degenerate friend (Coomalot), who still invites Nick on his channel so the two can be degenerate fags together.

In fairness to Runkle, I also get the impression he wasn't buying the shit coming out of Nick's mouth.

EDIT: Typo/Clarification.

My takeaway is he sounds high as fuck

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

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Woah! That nearside front fender is fucked!
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Thanks to a unique company sign, this intersection was easily identifiable as the intersection of 1st Street and 19th Avenue, Wilmar, MN, with Nick in the right-hand lane to turn east.

He was heading to Sally Tobacco #2 directly off that turn at 19th and 5th.

Would you trust the man behind the wheel of a vehicle that looks like this with a LAWPOPE license plate to represent you (knowing nothing about the guy outside this visual observation) for a parking ticket?

He is instinctually turning in the direction of the cocaine.

I wonder how he responds when people ask him what it means... Does he recount his halcyon days and elide the fact that he is no longer popular by focusing on his subscriber count? Or maybe he talks about one or two of his bygone high water marks? Or maybe he pretend to be a licensed lawyer?


EDIT: Late, but not gay and AIDS-ridden like Nick.

 

[Captain Manning]

I also suffer from the myopia of zipties and 100mph tape, because I'd be embarrassed to drive around like that.

It's really fucking weird how he hasn't gotten it fixed, no?

It's almost like he's really hurting for money. I wonder why.

My takeaway is he sounds high as fuck

Well, that's a given.

I need to see Fatrick and Rekieta in a street race.

In theory, Nick should destroy Fatrick, because Fatrick only has a V6 Mustang.

In practice, Nick drives like shit, and the health of that Shelby is highly questionable at this point.

 

[dustnight]

Is he trying to imply we should assume he's never fucked Our Wife?

 

[Sneed Force One]

[ L / A ]
Anyone experienced in Nick's lying by omission will know he thinks he's being clever here.
Yes Nick, CPS may have thought no one "gave" her the cocaine, but you haven't denied that she got into your stash herself.

 

[Vibralldo]

Crustang spotted. From Mnjustinz on Xitter -

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https://x.com/Mnjustinz/status/2051041540345086171?s=20

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/axFFJ

EDIT: Second image from the same gentleman

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https://x.com/Mnjustinz/status/2051047564355436721?s=20

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/GX8cs

He's the dude that pressed Ralph in front of the courthouse
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https://x.com/Mnjustinz/status/1925605993590747190

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/fjEaU

Nick and Kayla are public figures, so taking candid photos like this is completely acceptable IMHO

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Woah! That nearside front fender is fucked!
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Thanks to a unique company sign, this intersection was easily identifiable as the intersection of 1st Street and 19th Avenue, Wilmar, MN, with Nick in the right-hand lane to turn east.

That's the type of damage you see on an inner city ghetto trash shit box.

 

[Pentamidine]

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[ L / A ]
Anyone experienced in Nick's lying by omission will know he thinks he's being clever here.
Yes Nick, CPS may have thought no one "gave" her the cocaine, but you haven't denied that she got into your stash herself.

"The prosecutor [stated] there are no victims in my case...."

To refresh people's memory - Nick was trying to fight having his trial broadcast. He used as an excuse that the prosecution could call his minor children to testify (used his kids as human shields again). The prosecutor responded that they do not intend on calling any of the children - their testimony is not necessary. The child endangerment from having coke in the house was "victimless" in that it didn't require a "victim" as no one had to be harmed, and no one had to testify.

Nick wants to present that as "SEE?! The prosecution says I didn't cause harm to my kids! There's no victim!" but it was just a technical explanation about why they wouldn't need to call any of the kids to the stand, and thus Nick using them as an excuse not to have his trial broadcast didn't make any sense.

idk why this particular Balldoism bothers me so much but it does. He's pretending to misunderstand a legal term of art with a narrow meaning and scope in order to say to everyone that the Prosecution said he's an innocent angel baby Aladdin dindu nuffin who didn't harm his children in any way, despite multiple third party reports to the contrary.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Is he trying to imply we should assume he's never fucked Our Wife?

Nicky burned out the memory of the confessions HE MADE about the polycule.

 

[Sneed Force One]

Here's a funny one. So the post with this image states the following:

Oh thats why he hasn't had time to get the car fixed. From today 315pm local time

So, this first encounter was (according to the photographer) at 15:15.
Lets assume Rekieta was turning left toward Sally Tobacco. Its only half a mile away. He gets there, parks and enters the store at, lets say...15:20.
He peruses his usual selection of cum-flavored vapes, and picks whichever has that "je ne sais quoi" tang of Steel Toe Squirt. Kayla buys the same flavor.

Next, he is captured getting back into his car around, lets say, 15:30 (unless he's one of those faggots that actually sits in a vape shop like its a wine tasting session).

Now, what was Nick up to on Xitter during this time? Lets take a look!
Nitter.net automatically sets the time as Universal Time Zone (UTC), so we gotta do some conversion to Central Daylight Time (CDT).

This reply was at 20:18 UTC, which is 15:18 CDT.

This reply was at 20:19 UTC, or 15:19 CDT.

This reply was at 20:20 UTC / 15:20 CDT.

And finally, this post was at 15.21 CDT.

So assuming this photographer is correct with his timing, and given a reasonable shopping timeframe.
Its safe to think this faggot was stood around in a tobacco shop on a Sunday afternoon, telling the staff to stop asking him to buy something, so he could cope tweet at his alogs.

Or alternatively, he was sat in the carpark, furiously tweeting at alogs until he was satisfied, and then went in to buy his vapes.

Nigger you are shopping with your WIFE, put down the motherfucking phone you sad, obsessive cuckold.
No wonder your in marriage counselling. Your too busy trying to fuck Brixton Yorker in DMs while your partner sobs in the Walmart lingerie aisle.

 

[not william stenchever]

Its safe to believe this faggot was stood around in a tobacco shop on a Sunday afternoon, telling the staff to stop asking him to buy something, so he could cope tweet at his alogs.

"Sir I am going to have to ask you to buy something or leave. You're scaring the hoes."

 

[Folgers Can]

Uhhh actually chud, this document showing that my daughter tested positive for cocaine has no implication, legally or morally. Its just a test result!

[X] [A]

 

[Bullooo]

Damn, Lady Rackets looks like a proper crack whore streetwalker.

 

[Captain Manning]

So, this first encounter was (according to the photographer) at 15:15.

Lets assume as Rekieta was turning left toward Sally's Tobacco. Its only half a mile away. He gets there, parks and enters the store at 15:20.

This reply was at 20:18 UTC, which is 15:18 PM CDT.

Its safe to believe this faggot was stood around in a tobacco shop on a Sunday afternoon, telling the staff to stop asking him to buy something, so he could cope tweet at his alogs.

Funny.

But I sure hope he parked the car no later than 15:18. Because otherwise that might imply he was replying to his critics on Twitter while driving.

Which, to be clear... I TOTALLY believe is a thing he would do.

 

[not william stenchever]

Because otherwise that would imply he was replying to his critics on Twitter while driving.

Which, to be clear... I TOTALLY believe is a thing he would do.

That artisanal collision damage isn't going to cause itself

 

[Watching Rekieta]

I've had a lot of clients get damage like that from single car accidents, usually, in the weeeee hours of the morning......

I also suffer from the myopia of zipties and 100mph tape, because I'd be embarrassed to drive around like that.

So Crackieta was ignoring his mortgage and car insurance bills. Those tickets for "no proof of insurance" was more than "no proof." Lets hope this irresponsible dickhead didn't break someone else's property or health. A fitting end to his arc would be a crushing civil lawsuit that he loses everything and goes to work as a walmart greeter.

Was that a smoke shop he was at? Picking up drug supplies?

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Damn, Lady Rackets looks like a proper crack whore streetwalker.

That’s what she is. It’s important to Nick and Kayla that men know she’s a whore (as she has admitted in writing) and wants to get fucked by other men while her husband watches.

 

[Mr.Bucket]

Crustang spotted. From Mnjustinz on Xitter -

Dude must be broke as shit now. It's not hard to find a good bodyshop to take care of that.

Source: I also had a bright red mustang that got bumped around a bit because vision out of it was GODDAMN AWFUL. But nowhere to this degree. And even my blue collar ass paid to get it taken care of.

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[ L / A ]
Second image is Sally Tobacco at 600 19th Ave SE Ste 103, Willmar, MN 56201.
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I can only express jealousy at the store owner raking in the untold fortune of Celeste Rekieta's petrofac trust to help Nick scratch his addictions with legal highs.
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Very close to the original image location (I drew an accurate recreation of Nick's route, exact driving skill.)
All the kids forced into their babysitting "extracurricular activities", on a Sunday, gotta get to the smoko shop at 3.15PM and load up on cope vapes!

JESUS CHRIST THOSE GINORMOUS SAGGY IMPLANTS DO NOT LOOK GOOD WITH THAT HUNCHED BACK.

Tbh they wouldn't look good anyway, but still.

 

[AnOminous]

Did he get the shorts trick for Quartering, or was it the opposite?

It's a pretty notorious trick. Lots of streamers do it. The thing is you need content people actually want to watch. And nobody really wants to watch a cuck child dosing loser from a few years ago. In Internet terms, this shit is as old as Gilligan's Island.