DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[RADRAD]

DSP has quit the game twice after two long failures to catch a legendary Pokemon.

But that's not enough. He runs into one battle that doesn't play out in his favor, so he soft reset the game.

Glorious wasted hour of a stream, king.

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

He thinks trolls will call in ICBM strikes on the restaurant he goes to if he announces ahead of time he is doing a food style vhalg

Since the Korean fried chicken paranoia rant, this is my favorite (resurfaced) detractor meme. Snipers on nearby roofs waiting for him to poke his outside the impregnable gated community, missile strikes, Meerkat bombing the snort fort, on and on and on. He’s so mentally ill.

 

[I Love Videogames 69]

Since the Korean fried chicken paranoia rant, this is my favorite (resurfaced) detractor meme. Snipers on nearby roofs waiting for him to poke his outside the impregnable gated community, missile strikes, Meerkat bombing the snort fort, on and on and on. He’s so mentally ill.

I'm barely even exaggerating too, it's hardly a meme. He said recently that trolls would for sure 'swat the restaurant' if they knew where he was going to be.

Disregard the fact that we KNOW his day off every single week and we know he goes to whatever the nearest Costco is

Oh by the friend chicken rant maybe we are talking about the same thing, my bad if so

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

Only took over an hour to catch Articuno and 5 resets we did it chat!

 

[fresh pair of socks]

Phail getting filtered by a children's game is some of my favorite content.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Look at that. He finally figured out how he could do the other arm and push with the free hand. But you phailed to hide it once again Phail.

 

[ManakaLala]

He had some nice tits going just 10 months ago. I wish he'd stop covering them up.

 

[00R-Gundam]

I legit dont understand the sudden gay fascination to flex his wobbly muscles to the camera. I feel that someone or even khet told him he looked fit or some shit and he decided to run with it and make it part of his personality.

Although something of note. You would think that dsp, being this "proud" of his "muscles" would atleast post pictures of flexing said muscles or show what he eats. Real telling that he doesnt do any of that considering he would actually dunk on those dastardly evil detractors.

 

[JinRoh1999]

Phil's audience needs to be culled

Hello Jew....

For sometime I naively had hopes that his audience would dry out and eventually he would be left dentless, but during this years Canadian NDP meeting watching the sheer amount of retards and degenerates there I realized DSP will never run out of dents. Watching this year I noticed not only are they crazier there's even more of them than there were the last time I watched that lunacy years ago. DSP is set for life, he bet on a growing group of government supported dents with an endless supply of other peoples money.

The only play I see is having DSP come face to face with his audience, and either accept he is a gathering ground for these retards and either disavow for his pride or embrace them for their money.

He keeps saying "new piece of furniture" then, in my opinion, he makes something up. He says it twice. I think he forgot he had already made something up then had to make something else up. I know he lies about everything but he's being very cagey. The new piece of furniture is a bed, it's gotta be. This is Kat's new bedroom. She was sleeping downstairs and how she has her own bedroom. I thought maybe he was taking over the downstairs but now I think this is her new bedroom. It wouldn't be unlike him to abandon the living room because the furniture is old, he did it when the bathroom broke and it's still broken. But no way Kat is still sleeping in the same room as this alcoholic toddler. And he hates spending money if it isn't on gin, DoorDash, or toys, so it has to be something that isn't negotiable.

I agree initially I believed he was so dented he would setup another living room upstairs, but the more he talks about it, it seems like he is just setting up another room for Khet so she never has to go downstairs. Which snowballs into believing not only is she still fat, she is probably even FATTER right now and its a mobility thing. Do we even know if she is still actively working besides what the pathological liar says?

He had some nice tits going just 10 months ago. I wish he'd stop covering them up.

Just look at his face, this is 10 months ago? That rapid weight loss is 100% drug assisted

 

[Milkdud]

Faggot Phil Burnell King of Niggerdom is a homosexual. He chastises someone in chat by telling them if they want to see him with his shirt off that makes them gay. During the King Snake arc Phil would ask Andy to take his shirt off to see his shredded body a handful of times. There we have it he is a gay man blowing bubbles on cock in his NIGGERkingdom.

 

[Zyklon C]

So according to Phil, he is now 175lbs.

Not a fucking chance.If he is 6-feet-ish and 175 lbs, he'd look like he came out of a concentration camp.

 

[GibMoneyPls]

I'm barely even exaggerating too, it's hardly a meme. He said recently that trolls would for sure 'swat the restaurant' if they knew where he was going to be.

Disregard the fact that we KNOW his day off every single week and we know he goes to whatever the nearest Costco is

Oh by the friend chicken rant maybe we are talking about the same thing, my bad if so

This mother fucker thinks people dont come to his house because there's a fucking gate on his road. He thinks the police show up "in less than 5 minutes" for a person being inside the gate.

I'm not sure if he believes this or he thinks his haters will. Either way, he's still a little sissy bitch that's just using it as an excuse for why he is afraid of other humans and the outside world.

 

[MC Law]

This mother fucker thinks people dont come to his house because there's a fucking gate on his road. He thinks the police show up "in less than 5 minutes" for a person being inside the gate.

I'm not sure if he believes this or he thinks his haters will. Either way, he's still a little sissy bitch that's just using it as an excuse for why he is afraid of other humans and the outside world.

I don’t think the gate code is a secret either. I could probably find it in 4 minutes if I were so inclined. But, like all of you, I have no plans to visit the pig. I will laugh at him from afar.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

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Look at that. He finally figured out how he could do the other arm and push with the free hand. But you phailed to hide it once again Phail.

The fact that this tablecloth-wearing idiot has to keep looking at chat to see them laughing screams desperation.

 

[Fuckyoudad]

This fitness arc shit is honestly some of the most grating stuff I've ever seen out of him and I've been on again off again since he started. I fucking hate every bit of it.

Every time you fags post a photo of him flexing I get one step closer to taking a trip to New Orleans to have some fat voodoo priestess scam me out of my dentbux when I ask her to hex him with black gout magic of the deep and make his tongue rot and fall out.

 

[SwiftBucks]

Idk fitness arc is kinda great because unlike netcode, input delays, lag switches and so on, everything about his physique is objective and we can all see it ourselves. It's his biggest delusion so far.

 

[Zyklon C]

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The fact that this tablecloth-wearing idiot has to keep looking at chat to see them laughing screams desperation.

I'd say he can't possibly believe that this a) fools anyone, and b) would be impressive even if true, but we are talking about Phail.

 

[johnkimble123]

Taken a good break from the guy and he's just as unhinged and annoying as always.

The shit he whines about after a day off is still wild to me. It's what you would complain about if you were a kid pretending to be an adult. Just the most minor bullshit that has zero affect on anything. So little happens in his miserable life that he has to outrage at missing condiments and traffic and bad food experiences.

I do believe him when he says he does not spend a lot on mobile games. He spends a lot on random shit on Amazon though, and that's just the stuff we see. He's easily pushing $500-1000 a month on just stuff every month.

Phil will continue to exist and continue to extract money & time from dented retards who have just as little as him. It's his only skill that he's had most of his life, convincing the most retarded outcasts that Phil is their only friend. You have to have no shame to do such a thing but hey, he does it well I guess. I do truly hope somebody deplatforms him someday, not because I think he should be or care anymore, but because he'll actually lose his mind, even more than he has lost it the past year.

Also Kat is still a fat useless cunt who is pushing 40 with literally nothing accomplished in life. Might be the only more useless cunt in the world than Phil.

 

[thebigdream]

The shit he whines about after a day off is still wild to me. It's what you would complain about if you were a kid pretending to be an adult. Just the most minor bullshit that has zero affect on anything. So little happens in his miserable life that he has to outrage at missing condiments and traffic and bad food experiences

If you want to imagine what life's like for Phil off-stream, just think about what it'd be like to crash out at any of the hundreds of minor inconveniences we experience everyday while never making any effort to overcome them. Tying your shoes for a walk outside, but make a loop too long? That's the company's fault. Throw the shoes in the bin. Inform Kat that squirrel petting is cancelled for the day. Order three new pairs of shoes off Amazon. Rage at the shoe company's Pajeet customer service rep for making such shitty shoes. Rage at Amazon's Pajeet customer service rep for not sending you the three new pairs on the same day. Spend the next three hours watching Wings detractors while drinking gin. You're a chill pahsitive guy and it's not your fault that the world is against you.

 

[I Love Videogames 69]

If you want to imagine what life's like for Phil off-stream, just think about what it'd be like to crash out at any of the hundreds of minor inconveniences we experience everyday while never making any effort to overcome them. Tying your shoes for a walk outside, but make a loop too long? That's the company's fault. Throw the shoes in the bin. Inform Kat that squirrel petting is cancelled for the day. Order three new pairs of shoes off Amazon. Rage at the shoe company's Pajeet customer service rep for making such shitty shoes. Rage at Amazon's Pajeet customer service rep for not sending you the three new pairs on the same day. Spend the next three hours watching Wings detractors while drinking gin. You're a chill pahsitive guy and it's not your fault that the world is against you.

This is why I like that Felipe streams and has for so long and I want him to continue forever, because of how much of a hell his life is to him. He's so low IQ and terrified of life that the most trivial tasks are monumental adventures for him, I genuinely believe when he calls everything that has ever happened to him "stressful".

Imagine a 6 year old you trying to navigate adult life. That does sound pretty stressful right? He has to live that day after day, never knowing if he will make enough munny to pay the fucking mortgage, while he is hopelessly addicted to alcohol and buying digital representations of shirtless men, having a loveless marriage with a retarded wife who can't hold down minimum wage jobs, while having no friends, and having never explored the world through any lens except Street Fighter fucking 2 tournaments, 20+ years ago.