DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Is DSP taking Ozempic/GLP-1 to lose weight?

  • Yes

    Votes: 183 82.4%

  • No

    Votes: 39 17.6%
  • Total voters
    222
  • Poll closed .
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Dragon dent quest and the glup shitto burger king mandalorian and bungus manbaby child's meal all in on stream, oh boy
 
I know this is a common cope about Phillip and something retarded tourists say all the time, but I'm beginning to wonder if the flexing is some kind of attempt at ragebait. Between his recent attempts to "own da memes" and use troll titles/clickbait for video titles and thumbnails, and the constant flexing with his smug "I'm trolling you guise" expression and dying seagull laugh, it's really starting to feel forced.

I fully expect at some point in the future of this hell we live in, he's going to make a big deal out of how he was never serious about it and it was just to drive the troles crazy. You should see how they freaked out every time I did it, dood! You think I care about my MUSCLES? Ah ah ah ah ah.
 
Burn In Hell Burnell said:
I know this is a common cope about Phillip and something retarded tourists say all the time, but I'm beginning to wonder if the flexing is some kind of attempt at ragebait. Between his recent attempts to "own da memes" and use troll titles/clickbait for video titles and thumbnails, and the constant flexing with his smug "I'm trolling you guise" expression and dying seagull laugh, it's really starting to feel forced.

I fully expect at some point in the future of this hell we live in, he's going to make a big deal out of how he was never serious about it and it was just to drive the troles crazy. You should see how they freaked out every time I did it, dood! You think I care about my MUSCLES? Ah ah ah ah ah.
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Probably not IMO. His recent attempts to own memes are exclusively driven by greed. He knows detractors average 10k views off the exact same type of video he's trying to mimic. That's why he's making them. The flexing is one of those things that, once he is proud of, never stops talking about. Like a child would. He has done this same thing numerous times - put in bare minimum effort, see minimal result, brag about it endlessly.
 
Burn In Hell Burnell said:
I know this is a common cope about Phillip and something retarded tourists say all the time, but I'm beginning to wonder if the flexing is some kind of attempt at ragebait. Between his recent attempts to "own da memes" and use troll titles/clickbait for video titles and thumbnails, and the constant flexing with his smug "I'm trolling you guise" expression and dying seagull laugh, it's really starting to feel forced.

I fully expect at some point in the future of this hell we live in, he's going to make a big deal out of how he was never serious about it and it was just to drive the troles crazy. You should see how they freaked out every time I did it, dood! You think I care about my MUSCLES? Ah ah ah ah ah.
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"I was only pretending to be retarded" is never a good defense
 
Burn In Hell Burnell said:
I know this is a common cope about Phillip and something retarded tourists say all the time, but I'm beginning to wonder if the flexing is some kind of attempt at ragebait. Between his recent attempts to "own da memes" and use troll titles/clickbait for video titles and thumbnails, and the constant flexing with his smug "I'm trolling you guise" expression and dying seagull laugh, it's really starting to feel forced.

I fully expect at some point in the future of this hell we live in, he's going to make a big deal out of how he was never serious about it and it was just to drive the troles crazy. You should see how they freaked out every time I did it, dood! You think I care about my MUSCLES? Ah ah ah ah ah.
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The counterpoint is that phil has a bloated bulb headed ego and almost nil self awareness (people like me now craig)
 
Burn In Hell Burnell said:
I know this is a common cope about Phillip and something retarded tourists say all the time, but I'm beginning to wonder if the flexing is some kind of attempt at ragebait.
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Yes, but not how you'd think. He's not suddenly playing the heel and eating the detractor's lunch. He thinks that by trying to own the meme and being goofy the detractor channel viewers will suddenly flock to DSP gaming via click bait and then stay because they realized how chill, laid back and pahsitive his content is.
 
Yung Dalph said:
Probably not IMO. His recent attempts to own memes are exclusively driven by greed. He knows detractors average 10k views off the exact same type of video he's trying to mimic. That's why he's making them. The flexing is one of those things that, once he is proud of, never stops talking about. Like a child would. He has done this same thing numerous times - put in bare minimum effort, see minimal result, brag about it endlessly.
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Reminds me of how the dent-made TIHYDPs were a great success back during the KOGayming days.

Oh wait.
 
Alright, time for Cucktry Roads's Theo theory time.

DSP's new editor is this Jonathan Pfister guy:
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I think Phil saw him telling Phil that he used to be RTU's editor in chat and decided to go with him, hence why Phil's editor has been posting lolcow content.
 
QwahlityKahntent said:
what the fuck is wrong with this faggot? he's aware we all have vision, right? we can see there is no muscle there.
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We can see it but he cannot. His little brain is working as hard as it can to convince him he's buff. That's why he hates when we call it out, it's his mind clashing with reality. The eternal struggle of his narcissism patching the holes in the dam that holds back reality so that he doesn't have to face the fact that his is a sad, pathetic, fat, poor faggot with a fat roommate and a not-actual-human son instead of an actual family. In some ways I can't blame him, I wouldn't want to accept the reality of his situation either. I mean he has outright said that the perspective trick where he holds his arm closer to the camera is "reality" if you know how cameras work. Apparently this is NOT reality because you can see the size of the muscle compared to his giant head.

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Cucktry Roads said:
Alright, time for Cucktry Roads's Theo theory time.

DSP's new editor is this Jonathan Pfister guy:
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I think Phil saw him telling Phil that he used to be RTU's editor in chat and decided to go with him, hence why Phil's editor has been posting lolcow content.
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I thought it was that retard lummox, the wings troll. Your theory seems more nuanced than my "I saw lummox post a comment to Phil once on a video of Lummox's so I am right" theory.
 
Grandmas Cream Pie said:
more evidence of him wearing a bra or some shit ?
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What a zesty looking mf.

Thats too low to be a supporting bra... maybe some wrappings like sarashi or

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He is the right kind of boomer to fall for some as seen on tv shit like this that old house wives like his mom used thinking it would slim them down.

King of Hateful Slurs said:
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Change the title again Phil surely that will get you back in the algo like you want
Original title " Games Journalist CRASHES OUT Catching Articuno!! "
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What's up with that thumbnail? I thought DSP vehemently opposed making stupid faces to attract children and only Muppets did that? What an embarrassing fuking pose... cringe.... fremdschämen...

And I don't care if his editor did it. DSP saw it and went with it.
 
shekelshoah666 said:
Whoever the editor is I don't know how much longer DSP will pay him he is making it sound like he is paying a fucking fortune and you wouldn't believe how much he pays per video and he loses tons of money on the deal.
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DSP is not spending a fucking cent on this. It's longtime dent and former gmod idiot box creator DasBoSchitt, and he works for free. If Phil wants to convince me otherwise, he should give an exact figure of how much he's paying.
 
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Hectic Heckler said:
I thought it was that retard lummox, the wings troll. Your theory seems more nuanced than my "I saw lummox post a comment to Phil once on a video of Lummox's so I am right" theory.
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It could be, there is some circumstantial evidence like Phil promoting a Lummox vid. I think maybe Lummox did one vid, and now it's Doody. The fact he was watching RTU to clip it and put it in Phil's vid just makes me think it even more. But Cucktry could be right it could be some random glup shitto nobody dent too. They clearly watch other cows, though, so it's not some jeet off Fiver.
shekelshoah666 said:
Whoever the editor is I don't know how much longer DSP will pay him he is making it sound like he is paying a fucking fortune and you wouldn't believe how much he pays per video and he loses tons of money on the deal.
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A month tops. I think 3 weeks is a good bet.
 
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