DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Is DSP taking Ozempic/GLP-1 to lose weight?

  • Yes

    Votes: 183 82.4%

  • No

    Votes: 39 17.6%
  • Total voters
    222
  • Poll closed .
It legit looks like he's wearing some old woman's dress...

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average morning show experience
-30 minute view audit of his latest uploaded slop
-'burnell pigsplains' segment about incredibly basic shit like "ordering things off ahnline stores"
-30 minutes (minimum) in depth analysis of the latest fast food combo news
-whatever twitter headlines he scrolled through while hung over and prepping for the day's stream
-parasocial QnA

rinse, repeat
 
Ralof-of-Cringewood said:
average morning show experience
-30 minute view audit of his latest uploaded slop
-'burnell pigsplains' segment about incredibly basic shit like "ordering things off ahnline stores"
-30 minutes (minimum) in depth analysis of the latest fast food combo news
-whatever twitter headlines he scrolled through while hung over and prepping for the day's stream
-parasocial QnA

rinse, repeat
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Can't let that pesky gameplay get in the way of his 2-3 hours of talking about nothing while begging.
 
He showed the bottom of the shirt he's wearing and I'm like 90% on him wearing the vest today but I'm 100% on he was sucking in his gut. Like bro, you brought this on yourself, all this stressing about how fat you are is only because YOU started saying you're healthy and buff. Is it really worth all this stress? If he wouldn't have said a word we would have been forced to concede that he has lost weight, melted candle or no, but because he's claiming he's not only lost weight but that he is super buff and fit well now the fact that he has a pot belly and tits becomes evidence to the contrary! No wonder he's so scared to have a take on literally anything, dude cannot take a step without stepping on a rake.
 
Fridge Raider said:
He showed the bottom of the shirt he's wearing and I'm like 90% on him wearing the vest today but I'm 100% on he was sucking in his gut. Like bro, you brought this on yourself, all this stressing about how fat you are is only because YOU started saying you're healthy and buff. Is it really worth all this stress? If he wouldn't have said a word we would have been forced to concede that he has lost weight, melted candle or no, but because he's claiming he's not only lost weight but that he is super buff and fit well now the fact that he has a pot belly and tits becomes evidence to the contrary! No wonder he's so scared to have a take on literally anything, dude cannot take a step without stepping on a rake.
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*sucks in gunt*
*flexes to the absolute max*
*uses finger to push muscle up*
*pulls sleeve to tighten around muscle*
*positions self with the camera to maximize the angle*
"Wow dude I am looking BUFF!"
 
shekelshoah666 said:
Wow dude DSP got the new Steam controller preordered!... but it's not coming as fast as he would like! This control is going to make him seethe btw too many configuration options for him. No option to pay for rush shipping which also surprised DSP
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I bought the OG steam controller a decade ago. The trackpad was miserable. Tech may have advanced since then, but I still think DSP will hate them.
 
There's some discussion going around that the sudden talk of Phil assembling all kinds of furniture and creating a new den in a room across the hall from his ahffice, supposedly to replace the living room, might be related to Phil's parents moving in with them.

I think that's a stretch, but you guys have any thoughts?

Also have some pain.

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Cucktry Roads said:
I bought the OG steam controller a decade ago. The trackpad was miserable. Tech may have advanced since then, but I still think DSP will hate them.
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The trackpads are great they are the same from the deck but DSP is never going to be able to configure them correctly since he has zero ability to use Steam Input and I don't think he is about to start now. He is going to compare this controller to his 2x the price razer one and just bitch hard about it. From the in depth breakdowns I looked at if you don't use the trackpads or have a good understanding of them then it probably isn't worth the money compared to cheaper alternatives.

Burn In Hell Burnell said:
There's some discussion going around that the sudden talk of Phil assembling all kinds of furniture and creating a new den in a room across the hall from his ahffice, supposedly to replace the living room, might be related to Phil's parents moving in with them.

I think that's a stretch, but you guys have any thoughts?
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It's weird how he is building a second living room in a room that he was supposed to make a workout room but I really think it's just because he doesn't want to be around Kat and she has the downstairs living room as her main space. DSP would never ever let his parents move in unless they paid him a minimum $100k but more likely completely paid off his mortgage.
 
Burn In Hell Burnell said:
I know this is a common cope about Phillip and something retarded tourists say all the time, but I'm beginning to wonder if the flexing is some kind of attempt at ragebait. Between his recent attempts to "own da memes" and use troll titles/clickbait for video titles and thumbnails, and the constant flexing with his smug "I'm trolling you guise" expression and dying seagull laugh, it's really starting to feel forced.

I fully expect at some point in the future of this hell we live in, he's going to make a big deal out of how he was never serious about it and it was just to drive the troles crazy. You should see how they freaked out every time I did it, dood! You think I care about my MUSCLES? Ah ah ah ah ah.
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Phil always has played a wrestling heel to some degree, going back to his behavior in the FGC days. Also, much like wrestlers, the line between "Darksydephil, the King of Hate" and Phil Burnell can blur, and it obviously has with him. The difference is the King of Hate is lame and never drew a dime, and falls in the "I was just pretending to be retarded" meme. Phil is a fat, ugly untalented faggot that cannot truly accept he just lucked out in right place right time with the Youtube algorithm.

And, yes, this current "improved" era of Phil will be mocked in the future. That classic narc pattern will always continue.
 
Burn In Hell Burnell said:
There's some discussion going around that the sudden talk of Phil assembling all kinds of furniture and creating a new den in a room across the hall from his ahffice, supposedly to replace the living room, might be related to Phil's parents moving in with them.

I think that's a stretch, but you guys have any thoughts?

Also have some pain.

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Middle age crisis just keeps getting worse and worse for Phil.
 
Burn In Hell Burnell said:
There's some discussion going around that the sudden talk of Phil assembling all kinds of furniture and creating a new den in a room across the hall from his ahffice, supposedly to replace the living room, might be related to Phil's parents moving in with them.

I think that's a stretch, but you guys have any thoughts?

Also have some pain.

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I really doubt it. Personally I think it's Kat's new bedroom. He would pay for a nursing home or something before he'd let them move in with him, imo.
 
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