💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 155 22.7%
  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 275 40.2%
  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 92 13.5%
  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 162 23.7%

  • Total voters
    684
Geez, what the absolute picture of class. Him looking like he can't dress himself, her looking like a hooker as they go to a smoke shop in a smashed up Mustang. Most likely to buy Zyn and vapes. They already look like they lost their kids to foster care.
 
Anyone else getting major "Nerds could be here..." vibes from this? The car, the suit?
I swear, I can hear Sweet Dreams reverberating from blown speakers...
 
I'm actually impressed he's actually autistic enough to go out dressed like that in public. I thought it was an act just for streams, because what kind of utter homo would do that in public?
It's just so weird - he's in a suit and his wife is in...whatever that was. Not that couples should coordinate - but usually people have a similar concept of the relative formality / informality of any given occasion.

Tbh neither of them was appropriate for anything. They're both lost in their own worlds.

And jfc Kayla needs to drop those platform wedge sandals she's always in.
 
How the fuck does that bitch even walk with those beach balls attached to her skeletal frame? Those things have to make up 25% of her body weight.
 
Anyone else getting major "Nerds could be here..." vibes from this? The car, the suit?
I swear, I can hear Sweet Dreams reverberating from blown speakers...
Except for Rekieta's version of the meme it would have to be Coomalot playing "Don't Stop Believin'" as he did in Vegas before he and Rekieta french kissed.
 
What a fucking dork. Who wears a suit to go buy nitrous at a smoke shop with a cokewhore. Who takes a cokewhore to do that anyway.....
Oh, oh wait, that's Our Wife?

Yikes. I want a divorce.

I feel so sorry for their kids. Imagine having that as your mom. Imagine having that as your dad.
What was Nicks old catchphrase?
Ah yes, HOW EMBARRASSING
 
Our wife looks like a truck stop slut who eventually gets murdered, left in the middle of ass nowhere, proceeds to be unidentified for three decades and never reported missing while Nick bangs another woman.
 
The worst thing about Kayla walking around without any dignity is that children absolutely hate to see their mothers conducting herself without proper modesty. And what an example she’s setting for their three daughters.

Why have kids if you only want to live like a single person?
 
It is so funny how sleazy they look. A fucked up car, skimpy wife with fake tits and tats, and a dude dressed like a sleazy white collar divorced dad. :story:
 
Nick lacks the presence and personality to wear a suit day to day. Not to mention he has no taste in fashion either. A loser and nerd faggot.

Kayla is downright pitiful.

Nick is attempting to dress better to hide the blight that is his soul. Kayla is dressing worse to match hers.
 
Nick lacks the presence and personality to wear a suit day to day. Not to mention he has no taste in fashion either. A loser and nerd faggot.

Kayla is downright pitiful.

Nick is attempting to dress better to hide the blight that is his soul. Kayla is dressing worse to match hers.
Rekieta doesn't have to "dress up" at all. He's an unemployed trust fund parasite. He has no job.
 
Did Lady K not pay to get the breast lift when she got those fuckin' knockers put in too? Isn't that pretty standard? Like, you're paying a few grand to get the silicone so you get the lift at the same time? I know like four women probably around her age with implants who all got the lift done too and they don't look nearly as bad as Kayla's.

Hell my own half-sister got gargantuan implants like 20 years ago and is like 4 years younger than Kayla and not anywhere near as bad. Also had 4 kids.

I mean she has a fuckload of back and nerve problems now but that's besides the point.
 
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