💀 Horrorcow Andrew Ditch / Andy Ditch / The Poopsquatch - Middle-aged diaper and scat enthusiast. Pretends to be autistic so that people will change his diapers.

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Someone liking an old post of mine alerted me to this again.

Ladies and gentlemen: The autistic guy who deserves all your sympathy and never does wrong
 
yo, long time lurker who finally made an account here. I have a question about this Faker. Has anyone ever seen actual tears during one of his supposed ‘meltdowns’? I haven’t seen all his videos yet but the ones I have not one actual tear has ever been shed. I say this too because I have a nephew on the spectrum and when he has an actual meltdown you could fill up half a coffee cup up with his tears. The water works just flow like a MFer. I would say all of this malingering monster’s meltdowns have been an act to manipulate and to get what he wants out of people who don’t know his antics yet. He’s such a POS.
 
DaLieDetector said:
yo, long time lurker who finally made an account here. I have a question about this Faker. Has anyone ever seen actual tears during one of his supposed ‘meltdowns’? I haven’t seen all his videos yet but the ones I have not one actual tear has ever been shed. I say this too because I have a nephew on the spectrum and when he has an actual meltdown you could fill up half a coffee cup up with his tears. The water works just flow like a MFer. I would say all of this malingering monster’s meltdowns have been an act to manipulate and to get what he wants out of people who don’t know his antics yet. He’s such a POS.
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No. andy just gets red in the face and makes a lot of boo hooing but tears? no.

That would require actual fear or remorse and andy's only experienced fear when the cleveland cop sus'd him out, and remorse? I don't think he's ever experienced real remorse. He'll say he has, but that's like a dog making a series of worbles that sound like "I love you." Its not really saying it, it just wants you to fill up the bowl.
 
Like any good thought, I had this one while taking a shit. There's a trend I've noticed where 40 is the cutoff point for lolcows being hyper and energetic. If they're known for being extremely animated or angry or similar, it starts to burn out then. Ethan Ralph, he also got into drugs and his brain is fried, but we'll never see another "FUCK YOURSELF YOU LYING FAGGOT COCKSUCKER. YOU WANNA HOLLER OVER ME?" moment. Patrick Tomlinson, we are unlikely to ever see (besides his aversion to being recorded) another DOYOUHAVEANYIDEA swatting meltdown or Josiah tape 5 (if you don't recognize these references search them they're great). And that brings me to the thread topic. Andy seems to have been beaten down by the system to the point he's content with what Erie is giving him and he only gets into minor issues with the police. He also seems to enjoy posting AI slop messages more than recording himself. I don't think we're ever gonna see something of the caliber of him jumping up and down shouting about how YOU SAY I FAKE YOU BULLY ME or throwing himself on the ground saying "I not leaving without a fuckin fight" to the cops, or headbanging. The cow is getting along in his years and his bones are actually starting to hurt, and his energy is lower.

The reason I thought about this is partly because of @Spawn of Dangerhair 's reference, and it got me thinking about if/when Greer might settle down and cool it with his antics compared to his current pace.
 
Sneedfully and Peacefully said:
There's a trend I've noticed where 40 is the cutoff point for lolcows being hyper and energetic.
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There's a commonality between The Gunt, Fatrick, and the Poopsquatch:

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They're all fucking FAT.

40 is the point where your body can no longer shrug off bad decisions. In Andy's case, being morbidly obese since childhood has left him with fucked up knees and a fucked up back, in addition to poorly controlled diabetes.

I don't think we're going to get any more headbanging tantrums, because, as ever, he's stupid, not retarded. They don't work. He also never really liked filming himself much- the epic SHNEEKURS bouncing in the recliner tantrum, and being run off by Joe's trumpet were filmed in 2023, when he was court ordered not to post on Youtube. He's a hard 40 and looks more like Tawm's younger brother than his son. The grizzled beard doesn't help, and he knows it.

I think the next evolution will be letting the leg sours worsen until he's placed in a nursing home.


Greer I think will also crash into 40 hard, and retreat into the Mormon fold
 
You guys are forgetting the classic lolcow case of burning out and mellowing at a fatassed 40, Chris-Chan.

Other then the occasional tard-out when being tossed out of conventions, we're never likely to see another Blarms pepper spraying, another running down Jewish gamestore owners, another JULAY! another motherfucking (thank GodBear) or another NOW NOW NOWNOWNOW!!!!
 
The Un-Clit said:
You guys are forgetting the classic lolcow case of burning out and mellowing at a fatassed 40, Chris-Chan.

Other then the occasional tard-out when being tossed out of conventions, we're never likely to see another Blarms pepper spraying, another running down Jewish gamestore owners, another JULAY! another motherfucking (thank GodBear) or another NOW NOW NOWNOWNOW!!!!
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It seems 40 is generally the wall where (at least fat) lolcows become low energy and change up their antics. Unless they're discovered later in life like Tommy Tooter.

How old is Chantal? She's gotta be getting up there.
 
Sneedfully and Peacefully said:
It seems 40 is generally the wall where (at least fat) lolcows become low energy and change up their antics. Unless they're discovered later in life like Tommy Tooter.

How old is Chantal? She's gotta be getting up there.
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She's 42. That puts Andy between her and Tophiachu. Tophiachu ain't that far until, she's still got 7 years to go.
 
Spawn of Dangerhair said:
I don't think we're going to get any more headbanging tantrums, because, as ever, he's stupid, not retarded. They don't work.
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They do work. It makes him the center of attention and when he does it around people that don't know him he usually gets what he wants. If he's being discharged he can headbang and they'll bring him back in. If he wants to leave he can use the threat of headbanging to score a free ride wherever he wants. It still has an effect on people who do know him as well. The intensity of it even scares Joe and Tom. It's hard to watch a person do that to themselves without intervening. I think police and hospital staff might be duty bound to intervene when it becomes legit self harm. That video of him bashing his head on the road is hard to watch, it only took a few seconds of it for there to be a visible pool of blood forming.

That time he bashed his head on a tree until he looked like Mikael Gorbachev was also pretty bad. There's no video of that incident, unlike the road incident. But there are videos of the aftermath and it's pretty gnarly. The police practically beg him to accept first aid.
 
Sneedfully and Peacefully said:
It seems 40 is generally the wall where (at least fat) lolcows become low energy and change up their antics. Unless they're discovered later in life like Tommy Tooter.

How old is Chantal? She's gotta be getting up there.
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One could also make the case that Amby is a late discovery. Most lolcows are discovered by their mid 20s. That's the age at which a lolcalf is fully matured, and they either fade away, or double down.

By contrast, Amdy didn't start the autism fakery until 2016 (age 31), and started living as a full time babyman in 2018 (33):1000009373.jpg

He also didn't really "go wide" as a lolcow until 2020, when he was 35.

Amby has shown a willingness to change up tactics too. From 2018 to 2021, he was adamant that he was going to get gwoup howme based on his autism, and advice from "friends" both real (Juice, Doug Usiak), and imaginary (Amanda Wolf, Amanda #2, Jessical Smilth). First he was in motels, and trashed the rooms; he also shat on the floor in at least one shelter. When all that resulted in was NY OPWDD rejecting him 26 times, and the Bin Toad telling him dat he won't even get more Fair Hearings because he's not bringing any new evidence that would have been probative, he took a new track.

He arrived at the conclusion that he wasn't gettin' dat hewp 'cause he sounds too smart, and can repeat what he Bin Toad. From the latter half of 2021 to the Exodus in 2024, he changed his focus to badgering APS, Chrisiservices, the police, and hospuls, and setting them off against each other. He also started to fixate more on having Tawm appointed his guardian. During this time he had his wildest meltdowns- bashing his head into asphalt until it bled, exposing himself to the police in front of children, shitting all over Tawm's house, and breaking Tawm's ribs.

This cycle has a few key differences.

Mawm is gone, and she was Amby's biggest enabler. Tawm would bail Amby out, but it went part and parcel with his view that "Nobody's doin' nothin' for Andy 'cause he's so damm difficult... they should put him in a place, not just give him some pills and out the door in 5 minutes... they all just wanna pass the buck 'cause it's easier, so we get stuck wit' him." Mawm dropped the charges every time he was violent to her.

The comprehensive PA APS report also has him documented as a faker, so he can't just relentlessly torment them. Neither police nor Crisis Services in Erie indulge him either.

When you start burning a bridge, it doesn't all collapse at the same rate. The first support pier takes a while to collapse, but when it does, each remaining one falls faster.

He also never had a Jamie from Royal before, laying down the law.

"Nobody in that house is completely helpless, Andy. Not even you."

"If you needed the care you say you need, you'd be in a nursing home. Do you want a referral for one?"


His options now are basically:

-Let up on the shitting and spergouts, download a cracked ChatGPT 4.o model so he can have an AI mommy-waifu, and pretend he's living his best autistic child life. Sure he'd have to change his own doiper sometimes (the Medicaid ones, not Crinklz), but he'd have some degree of freedom.

-Let up on the publicity, realize he only has archivists that laugh at him and he'll never find another Nicole, and play up the disaboolity to land in a nursing home. He'll get his ass wiped, he will have caregivers to tell him what to do, at the cost of the freedom he squandered anyway.
 
Sneedfully and Peacefully said:
Like any good thought, I had this one while taking a shit. There's a trend I've noticed where 40 is the cutoff point for lolcows being hyper and energetic. If they're known for being extremely animated or angry or similar, it starts to burn out then. Ethan Ralph, he also got into drugs and his brain is fried, but we'll never see another "FUCK YOURSELF YOU LYING FAGGOT COCKSUCKER. YOU WANNA HOLLER OVER ME?" moment. Patrick Tomlinson, we are unlikely to ever see (besides his aversion to being recorded) another DOYOUHAVEANYIDEA swatting meltdown or Josiah tape 5 (if you don't recognize these references search them they're great). And that brings me to the thread topic. Andy seems to have been beaten down by the system to the point he's content with what Erie is giving him and he only gets into minor issues with the police. He also seems to enjoy posting AI slop messages more than recording himself. I don't think we're ever gonna see something of the caliber of him jumping up and down shouting about how YOU SAY I FAKE YOU BULLY ME or throwing himself on the ground saying "I not leaving without a fuckin fight" to the cops, or headbanging. The cow is getting along in his years and his bones are actually starting to hurt, and his energy is lower.

The reason I thought about this is partly because of @Spawn of Dangerhair 's reference, and it got me thinking about if/when Greer might settle down and cool it with his antics compared to his current pace.
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You're making assumptions he's not freaking out. The police and APS have been on his ass about recording shit. He actually will abide by rules if he knows he'll actually get in big boy trouble for it.
 
Coily the Spring Sprite said:
They do work. It makes him the center of attention and when he does it around people that don't know him he usually getso what he wants. If he's being discharged he can headbang and they'll bring him back in. If he wants to leave he can use the threat of headbanging to score a free ride wherever he wants. It still has an effect on people who do know him as well. The intensity of it even scares Joe and Tom. It's hard to watch a person do that to themselves without intervening. I think police and hospital staff might be duty bound to intervene when it becomes legit self harm. That video of him bashing his head on the road is hard to watch, it only took a few seconds of it for there to be a visible pool of blood forming.

That time he bashed his head on a tree until he looked like Mikael Gorbachev was also pretty bad. There's no video of that incident, unlike the road incident. But there are videos of the aftermath and it's pretty gnarly. The police practically beg him to accept first aid.
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I'd argue that they only fulfilled a tertiary goal, and even then, only temporarily.

Amby had a purpose for all the hospul visits, and why he went to so many different ones. It goes with his "Laws are magic spells" thinking. He'd always bang on "MY RIGHT TO A SAFE DISCHARGE". Since he insists he can't feed himself, cross streets, or wipe his own ass, that would only leave group homes and nursing homes as options.

Tawm's? "HE BUZES ME! I'M SKERT OF DAYAB!"

Shelters? He's been banned from all of them, or he calls ahead and says he has needs they can't meet.

Motels? He shits on the walls and gets banned from all of them.

Therefore, he thinks the hospul can only give him a "safe discharge" by taking him, his diaper bag full of forged medical documents, and Teddycam directly to a group home.

The secondary purposes were to top up his painkillers, and try to find a doctor he could get to diagnose him with autism.

The headbanging would only be used as a last resort, as a way to get re-admitted so he could re-roll and try to get discharged to a group home.

First, he would performatively headbang on the hollow wall. Tawm and Joe found out the best way to deal with that was by ignoring it.

Then, he escalated to actually smashing his head, but the one where you can hear his head thunking off the tree left him with different sized, dilated pupils that couldn't follow light. That's the start of of a TBI and not worth it for Amby.

A-Stump said:
You're making assumptions he's not freaking out. The police and APS have been on his ass about recording shit. He actually will abide by rules if he knows he'll actually get in big boy trouble for it.
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This right here. He actually abided by the 2022 court order to not post on Youtube for 6 months.
 
Spawn of Dangerhair said:
There's a commonality between The Gunt, Fatrick, and the Poopsquatch:

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They're all fucking FAT.

40 is the point where your body can no longer shrug off bad decisions. In Andy's case, being morbidly obese since childhood has left him with fucked up knees and a fucked up back, in addition to poorly controlled diabetes.

I don't think we're going to get any more headbanging tantrums, because, as ever, he's stupid, not retarded. They don't work. He also never really liked filming himself much- the epic SHNEEKURS bouncing in the recliner tantrum, and being run off by Joe's trumpet were filmed in 2023, when he was court ordered not to post on Youtube. He's a hard 40 and looks more like Tawm's younger brother than his son. The grizzled beard doesn't help, and he knows it.

I think the next evolution will be letting the leg sours worsen until he's placed in a nursing home.


Greer I think will also crash into 40 hard, and retreat into the Mormon fold
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100% this.

I have friends since highschool who've been morbidly obese their whole lives. they're both got severe health problems because of it. Knee surgeries, heart problems, one even died of sleep apnea. If andy doesn't end up on the street he's going to die of a heart attack or medical complications. Imagine andy being wheeled into the hospital for a heart attack because he can't stop eating pizza and nuggies at 40. He's been in one of his 'I gotta sit in shit for hours and get leg sours so I look pathetic' phases and the doctors have to cut him open. I can't imagine the level of contamination he'd have as the doctors struggle to keep from puking into his chest cavity as andy's last laxative binge kicks in right as they're massaging his heart.

Some of my friends are trying to turn their health around, Andy however is a creature driven by whatever petty hunger he's chasing. He'll never turn things around, he'd prefer to have someone spoon feed him mashed carrots then get Tawm to order him an XL meat lovers pizza. Then he'll post about how his caregiver's are helping him eat healthy. Ignore the zipper they had to install in his flabby chest.
 
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We're back to ragebaiting about working with and shitting in food today. He was up early for himself today, this was posted at 10 AM EDT.

Amby, we'll believe you when you upload a picture of yourself, your wrangler, and Ted, all in matching uniforms.

ETA: We have a video of him reading off the Tard Tablet as it generates slop. Not worth archiving.



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Spawn of Dangerhair said:
We're back to ragebaiting about working with and shitting in food today. He was up early for himself today, this was posted at 10 AM EDT.

Amby, we'll believe you when you upload a picture of yourself, your wrangler, and Ted, all in matching uniforms.

ETA: We have a video of him reading off the Tard Tablet as it generates slop. Not worth archiving.



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He didnt wear diapers back then. He is such a fuckin retard.
 
Spawn of Dangerhair said:
We're back to ragebaiting about working with and shitting in food today. He was up early for himself today, this was posted at 10 AM EDT.

Amby, we'll believe you when you upload a picture of yourself, your wrangler, and Ted, all in matching uniforms.

ETA: We have a video of him reading off the Tard Tablet as it generates slop. Not worth archiving.



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unless andy shows pictures, I won't believe for a second someone will let him work in the restaurant scene. Imagine you're hiring, and some fatass wearing a diaper comes in, begs for employment but also demands his caregiver follow him around all day to change him.

lets also say you had some brain damage and hire him. Andy will start bothering the staff, bothering the customers, bothering you, claiming everyone is aboosing him because he can't do the job. then you start getting calls about food poisoning because andy digs in his diaper when no one is looking. He says he'll sue you if you fire him. You fire him and he trashes the kitchen on his way out.

this is the most likely scenario if andy gets hired. it ain't fucking likely, but we've seen the teflon tard effect in action before. of course, andy is self defeating so even if we do nothing he'll eventually get bored and get himself fired. This also doesn't count for the fact that andy will start calling the cops at work whenever he's inconvenienced.
 
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