What do you do if your cat sleeps in the middle of your bed?

[Waffle Iron]

Do you shoo him away or do you try to squeeze in beside him?

 

[souschef]

I'll squeeze his bean toes, pat his butt, kiss his forehead and rub his belly

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

Let my pitbulls on the bed too

 

[Apu Wrangler]

I'm allergic to kots and I wish I weren't because I like kots

 

[Achtung Bitter]

Nothing you can do. Adapt.

 

[Waffle Iron]

I'll squeeze his bean toes, pat his butt, kiss his forehead and rub his belly

Why would you want to wake up a peacefully sleeping cat?

 

[Aunt Carol]

I used to try to scoot the cat over just enough that I can fit in, but this usually didn't work. I've had good luck with setting my pillows in the shape of my body, so the cat gets comfy next to where I want to put my human body. When it's time for bed, I remove the pillows and replace them with myself.

Other times I pick the cat up and hug her to my chest, pull the blankets down, and then flop myself backwards into bed (so it's like the cat piledriving me). After I release her she doesn't stay right on my chest, but she'll usually snuggle nearby. Her sleep doesn't seem as disrupted as when I scoot her.

 

[Cat tit bingo]

I have a large pizza peel next to my bed for this very scenario.

 

[MadStan]

“Your” bed That’s funny

 

[Waffle Iron]

Other times I pick the cat up and hug her to my chest, pull the blankets down, and then flop myself backwards into bed (so it's like the cat piledriving me)

My cat would freak the fuck out because he feels like he's falling while he's pinned against my chest.

 

[There She Glows]

Cat sleeps on my left side and SO on my right, slowly I am pushed to the center until the 11 pound cat is taking up 50% of the bed. Nothing can be done, this is how it must be.

 

[Dysnomia]

I just try to position myself around her as best as possible. I cannot disturb the queen's slumber.

 

[souschef]

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT

My cat is sleeping on my lap right now