KF Guide to Woke Games

Sinner's Sandwich said:
And? She looks exactly like the type of woman who would work on an oil rig or did you expect a bug eyed gook cartoon prostitute with balloon tits?
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I genuinely hope you don’t think there’s no in between anime strip club and clearly a man.

There are less/non-feminine women who still are clearly women. I see blue collar women on my commute all the time, they look like women.
That literally looks like Paul Reubens in Mystery Men:
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Hermiöne Granger said:
Aphelion AKA Failion player count. Look at all the 'modern audience' coming to support this game :story:

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The devs are pretty much fucked after this one.

Their last successful product was Vampyr in 2018, and even that one barely managed to get there. This game was supposed to be the one that saved the company.

They've been releasing flop after flop ever since, followed by a steady stream of layoffs and downsizing.

The only reason not to celebrate the inevitable closure of the company is the possibility of the employees finding jobs elsewhere, but considering the sheer number of gamedevs getting fired in the West in the past 3 years, they may actually not find a job in the industry for a very long time, if ever again.
 
EAFC 26The usual diversity/equality / whatever messaging that you see in the real sport. Also, women teams. lel.

I mostly obtained a key because I like the career mode and some of the background characters in the sequences/cutscenes are VERY diverse, to a comical degree when you're, say, playing as a small Austrian team that barely manages to hold on to the first division each season.		Mild / Medium
 
Green Kitbash said:
Don't Nod's entire game catalog is impressive for how shit it is. Ground zero for Game Journo wanking
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I must be an outlier who liked Remember Me even if it wasn't substantial and I can see why it flopped and lead to a bailout. Vampyr is really their only decent game and its because they didn't exactly try anything new, it was a serviceable hack and slashy vaguely souls-like combat game. I didn't try their ghosts of new eden game which is their only other action game. That and this Aphelion game which I didn't even hear of.
 
Green Kitbash said:
Don't Nod's entire game catalog is impressive for how shit it is. Ground zero for Game Journo wanking
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Sneedfully and Peacefully said:
I must be an outlier who liked Remember Me even if it wasn't substantial and I can see why it flopped and lead to a bailout. Vampyr is really their only decent game and its because they didn't exactly try anything new, it was a serviceable hack and slashy vaguely souls-like combat game. I didn't try their ghosts of new eden game which is their only other action game. That and this Aphelion game which I didn't even hear of.
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I remember laughing when I found out that Remember Me was the first game to implement those nasty PBR shaders.
 
regalterry said:
Sadly yes, now more than ever before.

It's a genuine plague, the critter is in everything, and if its not her likeness, then we are subjected to her voice.
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I thought so but didn't care enough to look it up. Looking at the character long enough I couldn't tell if if was her or just generic black npc #3
 
Green Kitbash said:
Don't Nod's entire game catalog is impressive for how shit it is. Ground zero for Game Journo wanking
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My favourite DONTNOD title for how impressively awful it is is the game with the pooner main character. I think it's called Tell Me Why. It's about a pair of twins whose mother died, one of the girls gets taken from her twin and years later she returns to her hometown, now ftm, and you gotta figure out what happened on the night their mother died. It explores topics such as transphobia, transphobia and more transphobia in a small town in Alaska.
I wouldn't recommend playing it alone, or paying for it. Get a group of likeminded friends and make it a drinking game, just fair warning you might want to make it "take a sip" rather than "take a drink" when something transphobic happens.
Sinner's Sandwich said:
FTFY
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It shockingly isn't her. This is a prettier black actress.
I don't mind Debra Wilson. She's a good actor but I'm fatigued with seeing her face in every single modern game. At least she played a creature in Destiny but I can't think of any video game role of hers where she DOESN'T show her face.
 
PetiteFeet said:
I wouldn't recommend playing it alone, or paying for it. Get a group of likeminded friends and make it a drinking game, just fair warning you might want to make it "take a sip" rather than "take a drink" when something transphobic happens.
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Alternatively, watch the playthrough by noted Walking Sims for the LGBTP enjoyer Jersh.


Don't waste your own money on this crap.
 
Played Dreamscaper recently. Going to rate it a Mild as the only nugget of woke I noticed in the game is one of the characters, Eve, being referred to as "they".
 
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