Skitzocow Chris Gillon / Autphag and Spergchan / Sophie Y’Israeli - Autistic North Koreaboo, Also a Man

[Autphag]

No offense, I don't believe you aren't aware on some level this is never going to go anywhere.

Hence I said in the last paragraph: let me enrol KISU as overseas correspondence and give me some Juche word salad and badges, at the very least!

I'll be sure to explain I came all the way from Scotland to London just to do this; it'd be a small recompense for my hopes being dashed.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

No offense, I don't believe you aren't aware on some level this is never going to go anywhere.

It's not like Chris thinks anything through. He just acts.

 

[Autphag]

It's not like Chris thinks anything through. He just acts.

I've thought so little through that my itinerary starts at about 7 in the morning, two days time on the 21 to Princes' Street.
Yep, I'm incapable of planning! My meeting with Nochridrie in Perth must've been staged!

 

[Chosen Undead]

Not sure if this has been posted yet, but I found a song about Chris' favorite country

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

I've thought so little through that my itinerary starts at about 7 in the morning, two days time on the 21 to Princes' Street.
Yep, I'm incapable of planning! My meeting with Nochridrie in Perth must've been staged!

Chris quiet down, adults are trying to talk.

 

[DoctorJimmyRay]

So what's Chris's paternal situation like? Are they alive? Or do they not care that their offspring is being ready to try and commit suicide via North Korea?

 

[Begemot]

I've thought so little through that my itinerary starts at about 7 in the morning, two days time on the 21 to Princes' Street.
Yep, I'm incapable of planning! My meeting with Nochridrie in Perth must've been staged!

You'll give in to drink alcohol like Strongbow and consume benzies until you pass out though, I wish that wasn't the case, mate, but you're a genetic despotic deposition of your failures, frankly.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

So what's Chris's paternal situation like? Are they alive? Or do they not care that their offspring is being ready to try and commit suicide via North Korea?

They seem to all be alive according to Chris, which is amazing considering his violent tendencies.

 

[Autphag]

So what's Chris's paternal situation like? Are they alive? Or do they not care that their offspring is being ready to try and commit suicide via North Korea?

Assuming you mean 'parental' by mistake; both are feckless lumpenproles who have given up on life, although that was only in the last 5-10 years, they weren't always like that.
Bio-paternal: imprisoned for sex offences, dk where he is, dc, hope he's dead frankly.
Step-paternal: he tortures me with insults he disguises with faux-sarcastic intent and deliberately ignores symptoms of my autism to sociopathically offend my sensory sensitivities.

R-select, sociopath, working class Britain folks. My marginal Polish genes, hyperconsciousness and Asperger's might've saved me from lumpenproletarian/underclass deculturalization.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Chris, you live off of Government assistance, you are little better than a homeless man. I hate to break it to you Chris, you are "underclass" in more than one way.

 

[Chosen Undead]

Step-paternal: he tortures me with insults he disguises with faux-sarcastic intent and deliberately ignores symptoms of my autism to sociopathically offend my sensory sensitivities.

Translation: He tells me to stop sperging out and get help.

 

[Cuntster]

I think someone should warn the North Korean Embassy that there's a fat terrorist going to them in the next few days and that he's a dangerous man with a criminal record of trying to kill people.

That is brilliant. Consider it done.

 

[NobleGreyHorse]

he tortures me with insults he disguises with faux-sarcastic intent

Translation: Because I have chosen to remain illiterate about the culture I actually live in, I am ignorant of the ancient Scottish custom of "taking the pish" out of people in one's close circle.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

That is brilliant. Consider it done.

Someone should link the article from last year too just so that they can check in on it for authenticity.

 

[LagoonaBlue]

Translation: Because I have chosen to remain illiterate about the culture I actually live in, I am ignorant of the ancient Scottish custom of "taking the pish" out of people in one's close circle.

There's taking the piss then there's being a bastard. Some men can do both.

 

[NobleGreyHorse]

There's taking the piss then there's being a bastard. Some men can do both.

Fair play. It just struck me that, given Aut's notorious misreading of social cues, there may have been moments where Stepdad actually wasn't being a bastard and was merely performing according to the social norms he was raised with. I've become friends with a couple of Scottish guys from working-class backgrounds, and their idea of a really affectionate greeting to each other is "All right, bawbag?" This could be fairly easy to misinterpret.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Fair play. It just struck me that, given Aut's notorious misreading of social cues, there may have been moments where Stepdad actually wasn't being a bastard and was merely performing according to the social norms he was raised with. I've become friends with a couple of Scottish guys from working-class backgrounds, and their idea of a really affectionate greeting to each other is "All right, bawbag?" This could be fairly easy to misinterpret.

I can just imagine what he would have thought about the old Russians I used to play Chess with.

 

[Miss Hortensia]

I've become friends with a couple of Scottish guys from working-class backgrounds, and their idea of a really affectionate greeting to each other is "All right, bawbag?" This could be fairly easy to misinterpret.

That's what we call "Hart, aber herzlich" ("harsh but fair") in good ol' Germany. It's pretty normal. Can't even count how often I got the piss taken out of me just because I'm the only one with a degree from university.

Chris' inflated ego can't even stand harmless teasing. Sigmund Freud once stated, the first human being that started with shit talking behind other's back instead of throwing a spear, was the founder of civilization. Well, Chris is more into barbarism, hence his fondness for North Korea.

 

[LagoonaBlue]

How's the journey to Shitty Korea going, Chrissy dear?

 

[Fareal]

Fair play. It just struck me that, given Aut's notorious misreading of social cues, there may have been moments where Stepdad actually wasn't being a bastard and was merely performing according to the social norms he was raised with. I've become friends with a couple of Scottish guys from working-class backgrounds, and their idea of a really affectionate greeting to each other is "All right, bawbag?" This could be fairly easy to misinterpret.

Indeed, it is sometimes necessary to explain to non Glaswegians that the phrase "some cunt" means "some individual" without any prejudice, eg "is that some cunt at the door" "aye its your da"