Iran Crisis & the 2026 War between Iran and the United States, Gulf States, and Israel - Please focus on news and coverage, not argumentation.

[Salty Potatoes]

How long does the new Ayotollah got? Im saying 6 hours at the most

Do you mean the gayatollah? He's been dead since day 1.

 

[Vertigo]

How long does the new Ayotollah got? Im saying 6 hours at the most.

He is DoA. We haven't seen any public appearance nor any audio recordings of him. It's all text statements that anyone could puppet as the Ayatollah.

 

[Falcos_Commisar]

WHY ARE YOU FIRING AT FUCKING OMAN?! AREN'T THEY THE CLOSEST THING YOU HAVE TO AN ALLY IN THE REGION?! WEREN'T YOU JUST DISCUSSING A FEW DAYS AGO A PLAN TO SHARE CONTROL OF THE STRAIT?!
HOW THE FUCK HAVE THEY GOTTEN EVEN STUPIDER?!

Not sure if you know this but the Iranain regime is.... In a word.... Retarded

 

[ThisIsGonnaBeGood]

Yeah, totally warning shots.
They just can't aim for shit and straight-up missed.

Source | Archive

 

[Mr. Racewar1488]

He says 6 Iranian small boats were eliminated this morning\

Heh, typical jew, telling lies to make the Zionist Entity seem like an actual threat to the glorious Islamic Republic!


Iran has made a big, a HYUGE mistake. Possibly the biggest, most hugest mistake in history! - Trump.


Israel raises its alert level.


Bahrain declares state of emergency.


Adm. Cooper declines to comment on if the ceasefire is over. I'd expect a Truth post by Trump announcing it's over soon.


UAE Defense Committee Chairman that they will not remain silent.

 

[NoStepOnSnake]

BRIDGE AND POWER DAY CAKE IS COMING BOYS! JDAMs AWAY.

Ill have red velvet filling. Gotta go buy a shit Chinese green army men bomb for the asthetic...

 

[ThisIsGonnaBeGood]

Iran has made a big, a HYUGE mistake. Possibly the biggest, most hugest mistake in history! - Trump.

You might want to thaw the cake, @Ghostse. The time appears nigh.

 

[Mr. Racewar1488]

Walla News says that the IDF is preparing for a rapid transition to a state of war. Thousands of American soldiers and security officials are on standby in Israel.


Trump will wipe Iran off the map if they attack our ships.

 

[WelfareNiggerQueen]

BRIDGE AND POWER DAY CAKE IS COMING BOYS! JDAMs AWAY.

Ill have red velvet filling. Gotta go buy a shit Chinese green army men bomb for the asthetic...

My body is ready.
I'm tired of seeing IRGC xeets and brown niggers polluting my timeline.

 

[MrAsianPie]

Iran has activated its own Philadelphia Experiment to counter the US stargate at the Tomb of Gilgamesh. Iranian missiles are now sinking US ships all across history

They sunk the Maine?

 

[Dojima's Dragon]

From what I've read the Baloch insurgency used to be a pretty weak & ineffectual one, usually managing like 3 significant attacks that actually kill Islamist security forces a year (ex. in 2020, '24, etc.). They're ordinarily more of a problem for the Pakis than Iranians, but just from what I & others have found for this thread, it seems they've been more active & gotten more kills in the past 4 months than they usually are in entire years.

I wonder if the baloch iranians are in a similar predicament like the azeris in that all of the autistic separatists are in Pakistan. IIRC alot of the separatist activity is in Pakistan. Afghani balochistan is also pretty quiet too.

Imagine getting paid a million rials, about 75 cents, to attend a daily anti-American protest.

Translation: I'm being paid 300 tomans to wave the iranian flag around.
The reporter: only 300 tomans!? I thought it would be more than 300 tomans.

Holy lol. Situation in iran is likely way worse than what the regime aligned news and western news is saying.

 

[ThisIsGonnaBeGood]

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Walla News says that the IDF is preparing for a rapid transition to a state of war. Thousands of American soldiers and security officials are on standby in Israel.

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Trump will wipe Iran off the map if they attack our ships.

YESSSSS YESSSSS FUCKING DO IT MISTER PRESIDENT
STRAP ME TO A HYDROGEN BOMB AND FIRE IT AT TEHRAN
I AM FUCKING READY

 

[Catch The Rainbow]

Order 8 has been activated in Israel, reservists are being called up

 

[Mike_Israeltel]

Hypothesis: Iranians are so fucking ignorant, they think the "United" in "United Arab Emirates" means they're part of the United States of America.

I'll need to vivisect some of their brains to study this.

 

[Mr. Racewar1488]

Iranian speedboats are doing intensive patrols.


Israeli Channel 12 reports that the IDF and Mossad are recommending to restart the war.

I think it's time to start posting memes I had been saving for Bridge and Power Plant Day.

 

[HOMO FOR LIFE RETURNS]

GET YOUR ASSES TO NAVY RECRUITMENT CENTERS BOISE

 

[Mr. Racewar1488]

Footage shows a fire at the Fujairah Oil Industry Zone (FOIZ) in the United Arab Emirates (UAE), caused by an Iranian drone strike.

 

[ThisIsGonnaBeGood]

GET YOUR ASSES TO NAVY RECRUITMENT CENTERS BOISE

Everyone knows Air Force has better living conditions.

 

[HOMO FOR LIFE RETURNS]

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Footage shows a fire at the Fujairah Oil Industry Zone (FOIZ) in the United Arab Emirates (UAE), caused by an Iranian drone strike.

It's kind of bizzare this would happen because UAE had 2-3 months to set up anti drone system in the country. 99% chance they just let this happen.

 

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Heh, typical jew, telling lies to make the Zionist Entity seem like an actual threat to the glorious Islamic Republic!

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Iran has made a big, a HYUGE mistake. Possibly the biggest, most hugest mistake in history! - Trump.

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Israel raises its alert level.

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Bahrain declares state of emergency.

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Adm. Cooper declines to comment on if the ceasefire is over. I'd expect a Truth post by Trump announcing it's over soon.

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UAE Defense Committee Chairman that they will not remain silent.

>BOAZ BISMUTH
AY YO HOL UP
IS YOU SAYIN'
WE WUZ
IRIDESCENT RECTILINEAR METAL CRYSTALS AN SHIT?