Iran Crisis & the 2026 War between Iran and the United States, Gulf States, and Israel - Please focus on news and coverage, not argumentation.

Mike_Israeltel said:
Hypothesis: Iranians are so fucking ignorant, they think the "United" in "United Arab Emirates" means they're part of the United States of America.

I'll need to vivisect some of their brains to study this.
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Conjecture: These meatbags have watched too many vtubers and are too inbred. Their stunted sloshing around offends me.

Suggestion: Perhaps we can drop white phosphorus on the meatbags?

Statement: I would find it most enjoyable.
Fanatical Pragmatist said:
I don't know the launch point of the drone(s) that killed six troops were, but if it were a GPS/GNS one-way attack drones it's unlikely you'd get the same kind of video feed of the impact.
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My thought is that everything that managed to hit the American troops didn’t make it back or didn’t have time to transmit anything back.
 
Autistic Nonetheless said:
When the blockade was announced and two thirds of this subhumanly retarded thread hailed it for an 11/10 brilliant, tactical move , it was already absolutely obvious to anyone not MAGA brained that , sooner or later, the US was going to have to go back to war.



Now, by virtue of his own cowardice and abject stupidity, Trump has given Iran time to restructure their command and control, dig out and reposition their drones and missiles, and given them the conviction necessary to go on resisting, They now know that pressure works, and that the Americans are truly weak and no longer have the stomach for a prolonged fight.
It is also likely that the Iranians have used this opportunity to substantially mine the strait and prepare for a US ground invasion, which would be required if America plans on guaranteeing safe passage without a peace deal.

Now odds are this war ends with Iran being allowed to keep enriching uranium and the US paying them reparations by way of sanction relief.
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The blockade is still active dumbass. How come Iranian attacks, including those today are not strong enough to force it open?

Seems no matter what they do they can't put enough pressure on the US to lift the blockade. Looks like they now know that US pressure works against them, and that their regime is truly weak and don't have the stomach for the type of prolonged fight it would take to defeat the US Navy and allow their ships to leave port.

Now the odds are this war ends with Iran giving up their enriched uranium and paying the gulf states reparations.
 
An Israeli air defense system deployed to the United Arab Emirates was used to intercept an incoming Iranian missile on Monday, a source familiar with the matter told CNN.


My report on i24NEWS: Advance warning & Israel’s assessment of Iran’s response:

Israel has been notably cautious in commenting on the U.S. operation to reopen the Strait of Hormuz, but officials make clear they were informed in advance. The issue was a central part of the Prime Minister’s security consultations last night, which extended into the early hours.

An Israeli senior official tells me: The Prime Minister has held multiple discussions over the past 24 hours, Israel is prepared for all scenarios. Officials add: If Iran attacks, it will pay a heavy price.

As of this afternoon, prior to the strike on the UAE, Israel’s assessment, based on two separate sources, was that the operation to reopen the strait would not lead to direct fire on Israel. Rather, Iran was expected to limit its response to the Gulf.

Israeli officials further say that if Iran escalates, it provides Israel and the U.S. with strong justification to return to war. Conversely, choosing not to respond would mean effectively giving up its most significant leverage, the Strait of Hormuz. For now, Iran appears to be opting for a middle course, targeting Gulf states.
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Autistic Nonetheless said:
When the blockade was announced and two thirds of this subhumanly retarded thread hailed it for an 11/10 brilliant, tactical move , it was already absolutely obvious to anyone not MAGA brained that , sooner or later, the US was going to have to go back to war.



Now, by virtue of his own cowardice and abject stupidity, Trump has given Iran time to restructure their command and control, dig out and reposition their drones and missiles, and given them the conviction necessary to go on resisting, They now know that pressure works, and that the Americans are truly weak and no longer have the stomach for a prolonged fight.
It is also likely that the Iranians have used this opportunity to substantially mine the strait and prepare for a US ground invasion, which would be required if America plans on guaranteeing safe passage without a peace deal.

Now odds are this war ends with Iran being allowed to keep enriching uranium and the US paying them reparations by way of sanction relief.
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Nigga quoted himself
 
Autistic Nonetheless said:
When the blockade was announced and two thirds of this subhumanly retarded thread hailed it for an 11/10 brilliant, tactical move , it was already absolutely obvious to anyone not MAGA brained that , sooner or later, the US was going to have to go back to war.



Now, by virtue of his own cowardice and abject stupidity, Trump has given Iran time to restructure their command and control, dig out and reposition their drones and missiles, and given them the conviction necessary to go on resisting, They now know that pressure works, and that the Americans are truly weak and no longer have the stomach for a prolonged fight.
It is also likely that the Iranians have used this opportunity to substantially mine the strait and prepare for a US ground invasion, which would be required if America plans on guaranteeing safe passage without a peace deal.

Now odds are this war ends with Iran being allowed to keep enriching uranium and the US paying them reparations by way of sanction relief.
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Counterpoint: You're a faggot and you're not getting any of the cake on Bridge and Power Plant Day.
 
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14x New NOTAMs issued for the United Arab Emirates

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Syria condemns Iran for attacking UAE.

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Israeli security officials asses that the ceasefire will collapse within hours.

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Iranian hacker group Handala "hacked" the Fujairah Port before the missile attack.
 
ThisIsGonnaBeGood said:
The UAE had better not do anything irrational, like respond to being fired upon after doing literally nothing.
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Okay what the fuck is going on in Iran? Im starting to think that /X/ post about the IRGC actually successfully breeding with goats is true. They've literally been targeting UAE and its interests since the beginning of the war. Im having to do like a quadruple take reading some of these news updates.
 
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