💰 Grifter Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Buttblasted alcoholic manchild upset he was banned from a childrens' card game, Grifter, supporter of the cancel culture, cucked by a Jewish bull (Adam Sellers), pisses in basement, shits himself, FLAGGOT, stalks little girls in public, scammer

[Axel]

Thread theme?

 

[fggt_mcdckface]

That hat. That stupid fucking hat. I hate that hat. I hate forty-year-old men who wear fucking hats 24/7 because they're embarrassed about their male pattern baldness. Take off that fucking hat, Jeremy.

he has a whole wallrack of manchild hats. how much do you hate that?

 

[The Wokest]

And some random string, I3CfNVqT+mrNWLXq5qMnC26flkHlt+grLxRMoSoexl4=which if you google search, leads to... a toilet product, lmfao

Toilet product?
That's a fucking bidet.
Literally a water gun aimed at your butthole, intended to shoot hot water at your ass after you've had anxiety diarrhea!

This nigga is either too fat to wipe his own ass or he's legit gay and anally masturbates with water.

 

[SchizoDaemon]

Toilet product?
That's a fucking bidet.
Literally a water gun aimed at your butthole, intended to shoot hot water at your ass after you've had anxiety diarrhea!

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This nigga is either too fat to wipe his own ass or he's legit gay and anally masturbates with water.

I lived in Spain for a fair bit. Bidets are great. The way Jeremy talks about them is extremely suspect. I think his ass is like raw from the wiping, remember he's probably taking numerous alcoholic diarrhoea shits daily.

 

[fggt_mcdckface]

if Jer had a Japanese Robot Toilet it would delete itself.

 

[homeless youth]

I lived in Spain for a fair bit. Bidets are great. The way Jeremy talks about them is extremely suspect. I think his ass is like raw from the wiping, remember he's probably taking numerous alcoholic diarrhoea shits daily.

Why does everyone say they are great, you shouldn't take such pleasure in it. A baby wipe is fine for the straights

 

[Trans Randy]

if Jer had a Japanese Robot Toilet it would delete itself.

I don't think he realizes that those self-cleaning Jap toilets don't also clean all of the diarrhea spill that goes outside the bowl.

 

[SchizoDaemon]

Why does everyone say they are great, you shouldn't take such pleasure in it. A baby wipe is fine for the straights

It more like a "A air fryer is great" or "A power shower is great", not whatever you are thinking.

BTW, baby wipes and such clog toilets, sewage systems and in many euro countries even regular toilet paper does. So you end up with a bin full of shitty toilet paper.

 

[homeless youth]

It more like a "A air fryer is great" or "A power shower is great", not whatever you are thinking.

BTW, baby wipes and such clog toilets, sewage systems and in many euro countries even regular toilet paper does. So you end up with a bin full of shitty toilet paper.

No it's diff lol. Dirty wipes in the bin are fine lol just like with a baby's wipes in the bin. In many countries like MX you have to throw TP in the bin too. Its all good man you don't need to titillate your bung hole like jer does, like how he misses it more than his wife when he leaves

 

[Trans Randy]

Casino Promo just dropped. You'll never guess the Lead Story!

 

[gunt cat]

MY HANNAH CLAIRE IS UNDER ATTACK
SHE IS NO WHERE TO BE FOUND

 

[Lake_Cresva_Sailor]

I don't condone this behavior at all.

(I do)

 

[SchizoDaemon]

Its all good man you don't need to titillate your bung hole like jer does

As previously stated, it isn't whatever you are thinking.

 

[Ozarkium]

This nigga is either too fat to wipe his own ass or he's legit gay and anally masturbates with water.

and why can't it be BOTH?

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

did he really say hannah is at "leadership camp" or are people just memeing because that's the excuse he gave when melonie married her beard?
edit: i guess in this case melonie would be the beard to her literal homosexual fag husband

 

[Herpes is Brat]

 

[BootyWarriorUkaUka]

Free my nigga Hannah Claire. Enough is enough

 

[BootyWarriorUkaUka]

did he really say hannah is at "leadership camp" or are people just memeing because that's the excuse he gave when melonie married her beard?

Wasn't it Bible camp? I dunno. His excuses all suck. Should've said Hannah Claire was auditioning for Bibleman the musical or something

 

[Kurt Barlow]

I tried to engage with his topics in good faith, they were talking about a Christian cellphone network and just saying something like “that’s a Pricy Phone Plan” got deleted in seconds, then I tried “it’s a gamble to chat here, mods are Purging Paragraphs Plentifully” and got stream muted.

Conclusion: the jannies, much like his wife’s Bull, get prepped by Jer before showtime. He educates them on casino verbiage, including PPP alliterations, like new cops on the force being told the street slang for drugs. He now spends more time prepping mods to sweep than he ever spent on his own show. SWEEP IT UP JER JER.

 

[SFODevsMassiveGunt]

I3CfNVqT+mrNWLXq5qMnC26flkHlt+grLxRMoSoexl4=

This looks like a base64 encoded string. Did this retard just expose an encryption key?