Culture Nobody is watching the Star Wars sequel trilogy — and that's a problem - A new Nielsen report reveals some troubling trends in a galaxy far away

By: Jake Kleinman Published: May 4, 2026, 9:57 AM EDT
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Happy Star Wars Day to all who celebrate! If you're a fan of the original trilogy, the prequels, or even some of the spinoff shows like Andor or The Clone Wars, you've got plenty to celebrate. But one group that apparently isn't celebrating this May 4? Sequel trilogy enjoyers, because according to a new report, they don't really exist.

A new report from Nielsen and published by Variety reveals that nobody is watching the most recent trio of core Star Wars films — at least not on Disney Plus. The report reveals two interesting data points: the most-watched Star Wars properties on May 4, 2025 and the most-streamed Star Wars title for each generation of fans. In both cases, the Disney-era movies are nowhere to be seen.

The most-watched property last year was Andor (likely because it was just wrapping up its final episodes at the time), followed by a mix of original and prequel trilogy films, with some other shows and even Rogue One mixed in.
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Meanwhile, along generational lines we see some surprising trends: Gen Alpha and the Baby Boomers share a love of The Mandalorian, while Gen Z loves animated The Clones Wars, and Millennials and Gen X both indulge in the grounded, political thrills of Andor. Again, no love for The Force Awakens, The Last Jedi, or The Rise of Skywalker.
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This isn't exactly a surprise. While the Disney-era films performed well in theaters, The Last Jedi divided fans, while everyone hated The Rise of Skywalker. The latter left such a bad taste in the fandom's collective mouth that it may have retroactively ruined even the solidly enjoyable The Force Awakens.

This might not seem like the biggest problem facing Star Wars. After all, the sequels still crushed at the box office and clearly there's plenty of appetite for the franchise overall. However, the data does seem to confirm a sneaking suspicion we've held for a while now: the sequel trilogy failed to set up the franchise for future success. While the movies leaned heavily on nostalgia and brought back all of the original cast, they also introduced a new generation of heroes who could presumably carry the story forward. But in the seven years since The Rise of Skywalker, that's failed to happen. Rey's spinoff movie is in development hell, Kylo Ren's solo adventure was killed by Disney executives, and both John Boyega and Oscar Isaac seemingly want nothing to do with Star Wars.

The sequel trilogy was supposed to push Star Wars forward. Instead, it turned out to be a dead end. Thankfully, Disney still has Baby Yoda, which is hopefully going to convince the Boomers and their Gen A grandkids to return to theaters when The Mandalorian and Grogu arrives in theaters later this month. But after that? The future of Star Wars has never seemed more precarious.
 
The sequel trilogy was designed by committee and felt like it was to enable selling toys. The stakes felt artificial, almost Dragon Ball Z in scope towards the end, and the characters had big “donut steel” energy to them.

Rey is just this massively out of place Coruscanti (or Daisy just didn’t care, I wouldn’t after reading that script), Finn is a literal janny with the Force who somehow got past screening, Poe is a hothead who exists to be a pilot with a big mouth then be humiliated by authority figures who make a point of gutting the vibes theatrical Star Wars runs on, Phasma just stands there menacingly then folds under zero pressure, Harrison Ford gets his wish and is finally free of Star Wars, Luke Skywalker has somehow become even whinier than he was before he did his hero’s journey and saved the galaxy… Kylo loses all intimidation value when he is bodied onscreen by his first force-wielding opponent. None of these characters are compelling. It’s like what the Empire would look like if the Central Committee of Grand Moffs deposed Isard: utterly risible.

The vibes are that of bad fanfiction tinged with seethe. It started with re-telling A New Hope, which was certainly a decision, but they at least brought cool new effects to the table. Their bootleg Empire Strikes Back felt almost like it was back to back stupid shit they were hoping to be made into meme templates. And then they brought back Palpatine then spent half a decade and untold millions to shoehorn a story of how he could come back.

“Somehow, Palpatine returned” is pretty fucking scary on the ground level in-universe because John Q. Midrim wouldn’t know how either, only that he has. Unfortunately, we as an audience know that it’s the producers trying desperately to make people see the movie after being utterly turned off by the hash they made of the last one.
 
who cares
I care because they have spend years getting access media to publish endless bullshit articles about how good Disney Wars is, manufacturing controversies (some Asian actress being forced to leave social media*, some black woman being harassed before anybody even knew who she was), only to finally admit that it was a failure from the start.
They are finally realizing that they can't force people to like something that skinwalks as a former successful franchise.

*I was in a SW thread on 4 or 8chan /tv/ when the first article dropped, a guy from access media saying that somebody vandalized a wookiepedia article about the actress, full of racist slurs, well... the edits happened less than 30 min before he posted his article. That shit kickstarted the wave of articles blaming the fanbase for harassing the actress (at the time nobody knew who she was or who was her character so it made absolutely no sense).

The sequel trilogy was designed by committee and felt like it was to enable selling toys. The stakes felt artificial, almost Dragon Ball Z in scope towards the end, and the characters had big “donut steel” energy to them.
And it killed Toys"R"Us.
 
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The sequel trilogy was supposed to push Star Wars forward.

Not really. The actual intent was to create films that were supposed to be modern replacements for the older films and their expensive aging actors. What they were trying to do was to repeat themselves. Create a "new" star wars that was in essence a re-skinned version of the old star wars for modern audiences: New Luke, New Empire, New Death Star in the first movie, New Han, New Darth Vader and on and on and on.

Its refusal to push anything forward is kind of what killed it. Its just an inferior imitation of the original.
 
Disney took a billion dollar franchise and ran it into the ground. They fired Kennedy years too late; the damage is done.
and they did it in 4 years. Unbelievable.
Star Wars used to print money. They didn't need to make new movies, just make toys, video games and books... but no, Kennedy knew better than the old white man.
 
I tried watching the first sequel movie once. I think I made it about a half-hour or so before I fell asleep. All I remember about the part of the movie I saw was that it was basically the same as the original star wars except worse in every way and had a nigger and a woman instead of Luke.
 
The sequel trilogy was designed by committee and felt like it was to enable selling toys. The stakes felt artificial, almost Dragon Ball Z in scope towards the end, and the characters had big “donut steel” energy to them.
Which is weird as fuck because kids haven't played with toys since the ipad came out. Maybe they were going for the adult collector market, but I doubt complete in box Hasbro action figures are going to hold their value like the Kenner toys did for the original trilogy. Moreover the toys didn't sell. Every time I went to Wal-mart. They still have boxes and boxes of unsold The Force Awakens toys sitting in the discount bin from 10 years ago or more.

Maybe Disney and Hasbro used the movies as some massive tax write-off?
 
The Sequels have as much substance as cotton candy. It makes perfect sense that nobody gives a fuck about them. Hell, the actors for them would rather have their roles be scrubbed.

i want a story where the rebels are pieces of shit too
Andor. The Rebels kill allies and sell them out to achieve their own ends, they attack the Empire with the expressed purpose of getting the Empire to crack down because the Imperials weren't tyrannical enough, they push people who aren't equipped to fight the Empire to rebel, then use the latter's inevitable deaths as a punchline for their senator's speech.

It's funny how that show made the Rebels out to be everything they despised about the Emperor. Old Man Palpatine is a backstabbing cunt that you can trust as far as you can shoot? The Rebels are the same.

The lighsaber fights in the prequels are all great Star Wars porn even if the acting around them is porn setup scene level.
That is a perfect analogy of the Prequels.

The Phantom Menace in THIRD?

Yikes… I have some childhood nostalgia for the movie but I can admit that it is bad.
It's the best of both worlds, to be fair. You get the OT's straightforward good vs. evil story, with the good guys winning in the end, and you get the hyper-fast Jedi action of the PT, cutting down legions of robotic foes that your heroes can massacre guilt-free. Then there's the Darth Maul fight which outdoes all three OT duels.

I can see why modern audiences would rate it so high.
 
The first sequel was at least entertaining. The second just pissed me off… the whole casino planet part just made the movie drag and contributed absolutely fuck-all to the plot, and the character assassination of Luke was just the top of the shit sundae.

I have never watched the third sequel.
 
I'm about to propose a very radical theory as to why nobody is watching the Sequel Trilogy, and everyone is going to have to bear with me here because y'all might not be ready for this...

...They Suck!
 
When you hire a feminist director, you get a scene in The Last Jedi where a bunch of fighter ships start menstruating all over the ground
 
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