Russell Greer vs. Viatron Corporation, A-26-937678-C

[AnOminous]

Still, what can Russ hope to get out of the arbitration process?

About as much as from court. Nothing. Or even worse than nothing. He doesn't get to say "I'm in a lawsuit with" whatever.

 

[Hrothgar]

What was he possibly thinking that the benefits of going to arbitration might be?

Viatroon failed to get the case dismissed, therefore they know the Brothel Prince will inevitably prevail at trial, so arbitration is the process by which to negotiate how many hundreds of thousands of dollars he will be awarded.

 

[Irene and 22 others]

Viatroon failed to get the case dismissed, therefore they know the Brothel Prince will inevitably prevail at trial, so arbitration is the process by which to negotiate how many hundreds of thousands of dollars he will be awarded.

There's so much wrong with that, it's hard to know where to begin. But it certainly does sound like a plausible explanation of what Russ was thinking.

 

[Accept Only Substitutes]

What was he possibly thinking that the benefits of going to arbitration might be?

He’s a narcissist. Narcissists believe everyone but them are NPCs, of course they see things exactly like he does! He’s the only real person in the room.

You see how he says the thing with Erica was turned into a parking ticket? He believes that. He believes that if his apartment complex had fixed the gate, his car would not have been repossessed. Narcissists are the definition of insanity: doing the same thing again and again and expecting different results.

 

[RodgerDodger]

Is there any language in the agreement about Russ agreeing to get kicked square in the nuts?

Any time somebody gets to do something to him his penis Russ takes it as a win.

Russ is an idiot

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Viatroon failed to get the case dismissed, therefore they know the Brothel Prince will inevitably prevail at trial, so arbitration is the process by which to negotiate how many hundreds of thousands of dollars he will be awarded.

He gets ALL his money, infinite bitches, AND Hardin is gagged and can't leak the public record onto the Kiwi Farms.

It's a win-win-win-win situation for Greer, why wouldn't he agree to it? Hell, he probably suggested it.

 

[Dong-Liquor]

What was he possibly thinking that the benefits of going to arbitration might be?

Russell is like Eric Cartman in that he will construct whatever reality he needs in order to "be right". He is an absolute believer in whatever bullshit he comes up with to support his perspective, beyond the level of religious fervor. It is both pathetically sad and absolutely hilarious, while being terrifying if you take it to an extreme (though he almost certainly won't actually do anything violent, because he does have some limits).

 

[Harvey Danger]

What was he possibly thinking that the benefits of going to arbitration might be?

He doesn't have to endure the formal discovery process, which is currently buckbreaking him over in Greer vs Moon.

He probably thinks arbitration is the cleanest form of what he's always wanted: to just explain to a legally-mandated sympathetic party, no stupid defense objections or motion practice. Then the guaranteed neutral third party can mandate a handout from his enemies.