Why do women like to gossip?

I don't know, but it's infuriating, especially in churches. I've had ladies tell me "gossip is a sin" out of one side of their mouth, and spit hot tea out of the other in the same damn breath. Hell hath no fury like an old biddie church lady who feels she has been wronged. Luckily, no one tells me shit, because I don't spread shit. Gossip is a barter system, and if you have nothing to trade, certain ladies don't really engage with you. Also, unfortunately, I'm always last to know when something has happened, even when it's already apparently common knowledge.
 
My last job was basically a group of women gossipping all day.

Maybe (for their case) because they have been conditioned to speak about such menial things, which of course included talking shit about people they would seconds later greet with a fake smile.

You can tell fakeness though, a façade can look deceiving at first, but you can know what it's made of, something it cannot shake off.
 
I don't like it they keep gossiping about all the free things I keep in my basement

So what if I have a fully staffed Sephora in there? I thought women were into that sort of thing but they still find ways to complain about it. Ungrateful I tell you
 
Men seem to gossip for basic information.
Ah, yes, Basic Information ™️
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So what if I have a fully staffed Sephora in there? I thought women were into that sort of thing but they still find ways to complain about it. Ungrateful I tell you
There's a Sephora down here? Fuck, I've been begging you for water for me and the marching band for at least a week, and we could have had skin treatment the whole time? Is it free?
 
There's a Sephora down here? Fuck, I've been begging you for water for me and the marching band for at least a week, and we could have had skin treatment the whole time?
There's a swimming pool with plenty of water in it just be careful of the lochness monster swimming around
 
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