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[Drawets Rednaxela]

Does anyone wonder if Bob was not really Chris' father? I have been suspicious since the "THAT IS OUR HOUSE" video, where Bob stands up to Chris and is like a foot shorter than his "son" who barely looks like him. What do you all think, any chance Bob is NOT THE FATHER???

So who is the father? Jack Dale Smithey?

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

Does anyone wonder if Bob was not really Chris' father? I have been suspicious since the "THAT IS OUR HOUSE" video, where Bob stands up to Chris and is like a foot shorter than his "son" who barely looks like him. What do you all think, any chance Bob is NOT THE FATHER???

Make no mistake about it, it's very likely Barb would canoodle any guy who could give her a free meal. That said, I can't think of anything that would indicate Chris is not Bob's son.

But i also have a question: How come that there actually is uploaded an uncut version of "That is MY HOUSE!!"? Is it something he handed over to a troll? A stroke? Or what?

That's actually a really good question. Chris had to hand over the video at some point, but to whom, and why? He edited it, which was really rare, so he knew it made him look like a pussy... and yet he releases the uncut version anyway? That's so Chandler.

Not sure if it's been mentioned but he quit wearing the medallion and the rugby shirts because he thought the trolls wouldn't recognize him if he changed his appearance. This also happened around the time tomgirl started. I can't remember the source, maybe one of the giant email leaks.

I'm remembering that Chris himself never actually said (in so many words) that his enemies wouldn't find him if he wore a disguise. Rather, it was something pieced together by members of the inner circle. Anyway, Chris's cartoon logic never fails to make me giggle.

 

[Chikinballs]

Remember, that first picture of him in a clownshirt and the medallion is an "EMBARASSING PHOTO" nowadays. No, I don't think he would wear ot, I think he just wants to be a tomgirl; no medallion or rugby shirts, that's old Chris.

I had assumed it was embarrassing because he looked so incredibly obese and was playing a kids game...with kids...in public. But, its chris. He probably was ashamed for having worn purple stripes after love day or some weird shit that isnt even a thing.

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

I had assumed it was embarrassing because he looked so incredibly obese and was playing a kids game...with kids...in public. But, its chris. He probably was ashamed for having worn purple stripes after love day or some weird shit that isnt even a thing.

The photo is embarrassing because negative things happened to Chris after it was taken. It has nothing to do with Chris wishing he hadn't said or done something. Embarrassment to Chris isn't a sense of shame or regret, it's merely Chris's way of processing negative consequences of his actions.

 

[Chikinballs]

Thursday, 19 January 2012
My adult life sucks. My High Schools Years were WAAAAAY Better. I wish I could go back to 1999 and redo my Seinor Year Better. I would ask Tiffany out on dates. I wish Kellie DID NOT have a boyfriend; I know better now than what I was naïve about then.

What the hell did he think he had wised up to? All i could ever guess was that his gal pals were, in his mind, throwing him romantic signals he was too naive to pick up on? I also remember him thinking naive was the ultimate insult, so i assume whatever the revelation he had must have been pretty massive.

 

[Kosher Dill]

What the hell did he think he had wised up to?

That he could have pounded any tom-tom in Manchester High that he wanted.

 

[Christ-Chan]

The photo is embarrassing because negative things happened to Chris after it was taken. It has nothing to do with Chris wishing he hadn't said or done something. Embarrassment to Chris isn't a sense of shame or regret, it's merely Chris's way of processing negative consequences of his actions.

You can't argue that he doesn't believe he looks his best now though. He was also playing a card game based on a kids' show in the picture but he didn't swear off any of that stuff and I don't think he would have changed his look either unless he felt he made huge improvements.

 

[waffle]

He seems to be dressing like a 70yr old tomgirl, if the belted shirt waist dress he is wearing in the Sonichu for sale photo is anything to go by.

I didn't even realize he was wearing a dress in that picture at first. Now I've just got the terrible mental image of Chris in a slutty red cocktail dress and matching strapey heals that don't fit trying to give his best sultry look to the camera in a new tomgirl inspired dating site profile. One of my favorite outfits to see a woman in ruined forever...

 

[Marvin]

That's actually a really good question. Chris had to hand over the video at some point, but to whom, and why? He edited it, which was really rare, so he knew it made him look like a pussy... and yet he releases the uncut version anyway? That's so Chandler.

I don't remember who was doing what back then, but if I was the e-girlfriend at the time, I could've just said "Chris, send me the full video, not the public version." And there's a 50/50 chance he wouldn't even ask for a justification and just hand it over. And if he did ask for a reason, I could've said "Because I want to see it." (giving no new information compared to the first request) and he would 100% always hand it over.

(And it's not just because Chris is a dipshit (he is), but the word "because" makes people think you have a reason, even if you don't. You can use this trick on tons of people and it works scarily well.)

Of course, Chris is a lot saltier nowadays, so he might be more paranoid.

Thursday, 19 January 2012
My adult life sucks. My High Schools Years were WAAAAAY Better. I wish I could go back to 1999 and redo my Seinor Year Better. I would ask Tiffany out on dates. I wish Kellie DID NOT have a boyfriend; I know better now than what I was naïve about then.

What the hell did he think he had wised up to? All i could ever guess was that his gal pals were, in his mind, throwing him romantic signals he was too naive to pick up on? I also remember him thinking naive was the ultimate insult, so i assume whatever the revelation he had must have been pretty massive.

Not signals, Chris just thinks that every woman inherently wants to fuck him. But luck (or trolls) trip him up in strange ways. And he doesn't notice these fuckups until long after everything's said and done, and he thinks "only if I had known... they all would've been on my dick".

 

[BillRiley]

Not sure if it's been mentioned but he quit wearing the medallion and the rugby shirts because he thought the trolls wouldn't recognize him if he changed his appearance. This also happened around the time tomgirl started. I can't remember the source, maybe one of the giant email leaks.

Yeah, it's kinda implied in one of the Jackie email leaks:

To answer your question of the importance of the tomgirl photos, having them online and being made mockery of not only adds humilation to my emotions, but also they KNOW of my long hair and my current features; I am retargeted for real-life Trolling, and this enables them to recognize me. I did not want to be recognized in public.
~5/5/11, redacted jackie emails

The tomgirl thing also appears to have something to do with his lesbian fetish:

Hell, if anything, I would feel a LOT better being mistaken for a woman or even better and more accurate, a Lesbian. Upon self-reflection, I feel that all things considered... Between not caring much for the Majority of the male population, coping and socializing more easily and being best attracted to women, me being a Tomgirl and being most comfortable in skirt, heels, sexy/cute top or full dress, long, curled hair and makeup... I would Best fit in at an All-Woman (Lesbian) Bar.
~6/4/11, redacted jackie emails

 

[Sweet and Savoury]

Well in Fatty's mind all his gal-pals wanted the chance to throw themselves onto his bent duck but because he was naive about sex he missed his big chance to score a fuck-mommy.

So now he longs to go back in time so that he can have all that and push the rest button on his life.

Sadly for all of us there is no reset button. The only path to happiness lies before a person not behind.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

No 17 year old girl would have wanted the little nerd who played the new thing called "Pokemon"

The fact my 18-year old cousin in 2000 sent me (who was 13 at the time) a Pokemon notebook proves that.

 

[Silver]

I dated a huge Pokémon fan for a good fourteen months, and I was 17! But it also wasn't "new" then so.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

I dated a huge Pokémon fan for a good fourteen months, and I was 17! But it also wasn't "new" then so.

Well, us who did play it back in the day, boy and girl, still have nostalgic childhood memories of it.

 

[Varis]

I'm looking for a specific photo. I always thought that it was a really important piece of Christory but I can't find it and no one seems to ever mention it. It's a seemingly innocent picture of some young friends taking a picture in a park somewhere, but in the distance you can see Chris holding his attraction sign sitting on a bench. I thought it was noticeable because I always pictured Chris sitting down with the sign next to him, but there he is, housing it above his head like a exceptional individual. Anyone know where it is?

Took me some digging, but here it is.

http://i.imgur.com/BBeOZ.jpg

 

[The_Iconoclast]

Does anyone wonder if Bob was not really Chris' father? I have been suspicious since the "THAT IS OUR HOUSE" video, where Bob stands up to Chris and is like a foot shorter than his "son" who barely looks like him.

He favors his mother. Genetics is a funny thing.

Speaking of parents, though, do we know anything about Bob's first wife? I mean, what's her personality like? Why did they divorce? Is she still living? I mean, if they'd worked out whatever differences they had and remained together, and she'd had Chris, would he have been better off?

 

[CatParty]

He favors his mother. Genetics is a funny thing.

Speaking of parents, though, do we know anything about Bob's first wife? I mean, what's her personality like? Why did they divorce? Is she still living? I mean, if they'd worked out whatever differences they had and remained together, and she'd had Chris, would he have been better off?

You are a lolcow

 

[Ariel]

You are a lolcow

 

[Drawets Rednaxela]

He favors his mother. Genetics is a funny thing.

Speaking of parents, though, do we know anything about Bob's first wife? I mean, what's her personality like? Why did they divorce? Is she still living? I mean, if they'd worked out whatever differences they had and remained together, and she'd had Chris, would he have been better off?

Depends which side of the family the retard gene is on. Hard to imagine a worse mother than Barb though. At least a traditionally abusive mother would have beaten some sense into Chris so he wouldn't be so full of fail.

 

[I Will Consider That]

Does anyone wonder if Bob was not really Chris' father? I have been suspicious since the "THAT IS OUR HOUSE" video, where Bob stands up to Chris and is like a foot shorter than his "son" who barely looks like him. What do you all think, any chance Bob is NOT THE FATHER???

OMG. . . if Bob ISN'T his father... then Chris isn't Cherokee. If his references to the Trail of Tears aren't legit I don't know that I want to go on living.