DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Since I'm on Team Phail Takes 'Mpic (my main argument is the lich-like Ozempic Face he has), it's kind of weird that Khet isn't on some GLP-1 weight loss drug as well imo. We know that if she was, and if she really did lose a lot of weight, Phail would've already either paraded her around or have taken a strategic creepshot from behind to show that she's not fhet anymore. Instead she's probably gotten even fatter. If they lived in a small state like New Jersey, she'd tip it over. What are your niggas' opinions on the matter?
 
Irreedemable Ret. 2 said:
If Khet is ballooning so fast to the point she can't even climb stairs and gets exhausted from walking at home, the DSP outlives another meme could actually be applied to his wife, and when it's revealed that the cause of death was being too fat, Phil's reaction to it will make the post-Asmongold spergouts look sane, and it's not because of guilt. Unless she has the lolcow motivation to keep living out of spite.
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can't wait for the 10k funeral goal
 
Big Brown Schlub said:
Since I'm on Team Phail Takes 'Mpic (my main argument is the lich-like Ozempic Face he has), it's kind of weird that Khet isn't on some GLP-1 weight loss drug as well imo. We know that if she was, and if she really did lose a lot of weight, Phail would've already either paraded her around or have taken a strategic creepshot from behind to show that she's not fhet anymore. Instead she's probably gotten even fatter. If they lived in a small state like New Jersey, she'd tip it over. What are your niggas' opinions on the matter?
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Well there are plenty of deathfats who take it and still manage to eat enough for it to do nothing or even gain weight so maybe that is what she's doing. It's hilarious that DSP can't even manage to use a fucking adblocker to hide targeted Amazon ads that are clearly things he is buying talk about being a fucking retard.
 
shekelshoah666 said:
Well there are plenty of deathfats who take it and still manage to eat enough for it to do nothing or even gain weight so maybe that is what she's doing. It's hilarious that DSP can't even manage to use a fucking adblocker to hide targeted Amazon ads that are clearly things he is buying talk about being a fucking retard.
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this polack is the kind of rube that gets genuinely excited when he sees ads
 
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Burn In Hell Burnell said:
All we need to know that Khet is still fhet is the way Phil is constantly trying WAY too hard to "casually" mention how healthy she's eating. He can't order anything for DSP Tries It anymore without shoe-horning in a mention of how Kat doesn't like this disgusting fast food you guise, she doesn't even wanna LOOK at it guise.
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Two months ago didn't she literally take a bit or two out of every fancy cupcake/cookie/whatever it was delivered for a DSP Tries It before Phail could get to it?

That's serious fat people behavior.
 
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Big Brown Schlub said:
Since I'm on Team Phail Takes 'Mpic (my main argument is the lich-like Ozempic Face he has), it's kind of weird that Khet isn't on some GLP-1 weight loss drug as well imo. We know that if she was, and if she really did lose a lot of weight, Phail would've already either paraded her around or have taken a strategic creepshot from behind to show that she's not fhet anymore. Instead she's probably gotten even fatter. If they lived in a small state like New Jersey, she'd tip it over. What are your niggas' opinions on the matter?
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This one's easy to piece together, I think. Around the Mike Clum time, Kat had been missing for years until the not a pregnancy announcement stream. I think it's around that time Phil got her on GLP-1, and he probably used her prescription or just asked the doctor to get him on it as well. That was January 2024. About a year later, around the Kino Casino time he started looking ghoulish. Him noticing how Warski worked out was also pre Fitness Phil arc, right?

From a cursory google search, Ozempic and other GLP-1s start small before really letting you get the rotgut injections, with the full results being reached in about a year. So, about right now. He's probably off it, and that's why we'll see him gain weight soon.

The dates from Phil's whining to Triple P (THE BETRAYER, I call him) about probably Khet having cancer would mostly match with this. Khet had the beetus or was at risk from it, got GLP-1, and Phil got on it as well for solidarity reasons. Another one of the "Darkest times in his life." Actually he got on it because he's a weasel and loves to cheat to win, but you'd have to know him for that. That's why he uses fat girl angles, clothes, and strategic flab pushes to look buff. Also why he sometimes busts out the moob vest, and why we got this fitness Phil arc to make up for the obvious, hard to deny weight loss and specifically how ghoulish and couch potato-y he still looks.

Realistically if Phil could get that coveted W on us by showing how Khet is back to Swimsuit Mahdel phyisique, he fucking would. She beat the GLP-1. She's still fat. Probably life threatening fat.

The fact that they have completely separate spaces and she's quick to get on his case when he's INSANELY LOUD means team divorce can rest easy. I don't think the divorce will ever actually materialize, but it's just the reality of Phil's family. Not only is Kat not pulling her weight or contributing at all, he probably pays for everything common and she only has to pay for her own wants, and she's completely inconsiderate to him as well. I don't know where she gets the balls to mouth off to the provider like that, but since Phil is a bitch, and Kat clearly wears the pants, I guess she gets to do whatever the fuck she wants. She completely duped him. Supposedly he was gonna get a soulmaid and a streaming buddy. He got neither of those. He's got a fat roommate who's a constant drain on his resources and time.

Matter of fact I wouldn't be surprised if refinancing the wakhando is HER idea, because it would make a lot more sense. Kat gets Phil to remortgage the house, they move out, new house is in Kat's name, and then Phil's at her mercy. Phil's dumb enough and bitchmade enough to let this happen: If she divorces him, he's right back to being an incel, which goes against his ego and self image. Not only that but a closet queen incel. He's already said he doesn't want kids, which tellingly, he said in front of Kat who just had THAT look of "We'll see about that, bitch boy." It'll be a chocolate baby for sure but I wouldn't be surprised if Phil mentions he's gonna be a dad and then we never get to see the kid.

TL;DR: Phil got on weight loss drugs about a year ago, he properly used them, Kat also got on them at around the same time, but didn't get anything out of them. That's how Phil got slimmer and why he does the Fitness Phil thing now to justify the drugs. His "Healthy to X" stuff now are digs at Khet who has one foot out of the marriage and is functionally just a rambunctious fat roommate now AND Phil still has to pay her way.

Phil's too much of a bitch to confront her about this and she gets free reign to do whatever. She's probably fucking her boyfriend in Phil's house.
 
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SauceRyuKen said:
The fact that they have completely separate spaces and she's quick to get on his case when he's INSANELY LOUD means team divorce can rest easy. I don't think the divorce will ever actually materialize, but it's just the reality of Phil's family. Not only is Kat not pulling her weight or contributing at all, he probably pays for everything common and she only has to pay for her own wants, and she's completely inconsiderate to him as well. I don't know where she gets the balls to mouth off to the provider like that, but since Phil is a bitch, and Kat clearly wears the pants, I guess she gets to do whatever the fuck she wants. She completely duped him. Supposedly he was gonna get a soulmaid and a streaming buddy. He got neither of those. He's got a fat roommate who's a constant drain on his resources and time.
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There's an old O&A segment from during the Mel Gibson phone calls where they had Patrice O'Neal on and he broke down what probably happened with Mel and his then wife which was she figured out how to get Mel's goat and the power dynamic in their relationship shifted in her favor and I feel it's probably what happened with Piggy and the first lady of Snort Korea, there was probably an event that happened that bugged Khet off enough that normally she'd let it slide and pay no attention but this day she was coming home after an arduous four hour shift at Lane Bryant and wasn't having it and got snippy with Piggy for thinking his bottle of water being overfilled was the end of the world and rather than stand up for himself he just did what he always does and gets all snively "I'm sorry babeh, sowwy hungy" and it just clicked for her.
 
Big Brown Schlub said:
Since I'm on Team Phail Takes 'Mpic (my main argument is the lich-like Ozempic Face he has), it's kind of weird that Khet isn't on some GLP-1 weight loss drug as well imo. We know that if she was, and if she really did lose a lot of weight, Phail would've already either paraded her around or have taken a strategic creepshot from behind to show that she's not fhet anymore. Instead she's probably gotten even fatter. If they lived in a small state like New Jersey, she'd tip it over. What are your niggas' opinions on the matter?
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My theory is that she has a health condition that prevents it. He did say she had health issues to PPP in the DMs, could have been a lie but very well could be true.
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Now, many a fatty has cried "thyroid issue" so who knows, but it's the only reason I can think that he wouldn't get her on it to. Unless he's talking her out of it because he wants to keep her fat so that he can feel superior to her like he does with Wings and so that she won't leave him. Regardless I bet that plays a part but he wants her skinny to felt the trolls so if it were an option she'd be on it and skinny in a heartbeat imo.
 
Big Brown Schlub said:
Since I'm on Team Phail Takes 'Mpic (my main argument is the lich-like Ozempic Face he has), it's kind of weird that Khet isn't on some GLP-1 weight loss drug as well imo. We know that if she was, and if she really did lose a lot of weight, Phail would've already either paraded her around or have taken a strategic creepshot from behind to show that she's not fhet anymore. Instead she's probably gotten even fatter. If they lived in a small state like New Jersey, she'd tip it over. What are your niggas' opinions on the matter?
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my personal bet, some of his unstated crisis shit he had to take personal time off for over the past ~2 years was some kat health concerns where she basically got a very serious finger wagging from the doc to shape herself up, esp. since he's alluded to her having health issues in the leaked kino DMs too, I'd be the ozempic arc his her (and phil) hopping on the stuff to try and de-amerifat themselves to head that off.
 
Fridge Raider said:
My theory is that she has a health condition that prevents it. He did say she had health issues to PPP in the DMs, could have been a lie but very well could be true.View attachment 8961506View attachment 8961518
Now, many a fatty has cried "thyroid issue" so who knows, but it's the only reason I can think that he wouldn't get her on it to. Unless he's talking her out of it because he wants to keep her fat so that he can feel superior to her like he does with Wings and so that she won't leave him. Regardless I bet that plays a part but he wants her skinny to felt the trolls so if it were an option she'd be on it and skinny in a heartbeat imo.
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LOL at the way he describes it. It's the (pen)ultimate way he describes everything. It's overdramatic with a sense of extreme urgency. SHE MIGHT GET CANCER ANY TIME! IT'S A KAHMBO DEAL OF OVARIAN STYLE AND THYROID STYLE ISSUES.

By the way, his mom has been dying 'at any moment' for 10 years at this point.

My rule of thumb is take whatever he says and reduce the urgency by 60%, and that's probably how severe the issue is. The doctor probably told them to get checked for cancer, they did and she did not have it. But it's more dramatic to say that she could get cancer any time (especially if you're trying to get sympathy).

He is just an attention whore and a drama monger. It helps him when his troubles are the most urgent and extreme they could be. So I don't really believe most of this at face value.
 
The mystery ovary thing is 99% PCOS btw. 90% of the deathfat cows and 50% of beauty parlor posters have it too so I doubt it's as big a deal as he made it to PPP.
 
Big Brown Schlub said:
Since I'm on Team Phail Takes 'Mpic (my main argument is the lich-like Ozempic Face he has), it's kind of weird that Khet isn't on some GLP-1 weight loss drug as well imo. We know that if she was, and if she really did lose a lot of weight, Phail would've already either paraded her around or have taken a strategic creepshot from behind to show that she's not fhet anymore. Instead she's probably gotten even fatter. If they lived in a small state like New Jersey, she'd tip it over. What are your niggas' opinions on the matter?
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Fun answer, Khet is 600 lbs and can't actually leave the snort fort, so DSP is trying to build around her. Boring, more realistic answer, Khet is probably and failing to get results from weight loss stuff due to their unhealthy eating/lack of exercise (and possibly because of other medication messing with weight) so she's probably either around the same size as we last saw, or maybe like 20-30ish pounds heavier. Most optimistic take, she actually managed to shed a few pounds but is still massive enough due to the above mentioned reasons for DSP to be ashamed of her and keep her hidden downstairs.

Most amusing take? They're actually both trying to lose weight, but in a similar "they didn't tell me I need to change the oil," it isn't working because nobody told them you also have to eat healthy and exercise in addition to taking weight loss stuff. I'll even take it one step further and say they're too stupid to realize how unhealthy their diets are because DoorDash never told them fast food slop is unhealthy for you
 
After partaking in some mid quality chinese buffet for lunch, I was musing about how much restaurant food nowadays comes in a bag, box or bucket and is just heat (plus maybe some very minor prep) and serve.

That then got me thinking, what if DSP was actually trying to tell us the truth about his “home cooked” meals and wasn’t narcissistically embellishing his meal descriptions to avoid embarrassment.

We all know he loves his door dash almost as much as he loves Hogan. So Phil, in his tiny bubble, only sees two types of meals.

1. Restaurant food from low-mid quality restaurants, where everything comes in said box/bag/bucket before being heated up.
2. Food prepared at home, where everything also comes in a box or bag.

This is Phil’s entire modern understanding of what food is! Therefore when he talks about food being homemade or from scratch (1 additional step of prep beyond heating) he’s being completely honest!

(I know it’s actually a combination of him being terrified of detractors having anything to laugh at him about and also wanting to lord his “amazing life” over his dented fans.)
 
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