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He looks like he's closing his 70s with his glasses and wrinkles.DSP - Desperate.mp4
The desperation.
Does Kick give you the boot if you stop getting regular tips or something?
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He looks like he's closing his 70s with his glasses and wrinkles.DSP - Desperate.mp4
The desperation.
Does Kick give you the boot if you stop getting regular tips or something?
He looks like he's closing his 70s with his glasses and wrinkles.
About that, it's surprising he didn't have any troubles with his PC given that those 14gen intel are known to degrade quickly on that specific version of the BIOS he's on (0x11D).will never update his 14700k BIOS that he really should do
Bro the way his head is so oversized compared to his body is so cartoonishView attachment 8965015
He can barely fit into his wife beater LOL Skinny ass nigga! Where did those "pecks" go, Phil?
Seriously, Phil, cut this whole "I work out every day" grift. It's bullshit. 10 to 1, you're likely taking ozempic and lifting every now and then just to feel strong. No change in diet, no workout equipment anywhere in the house, no nothing. He streams twice a day for six hours each yet wants to fool people into thinking he's working out? He's just a lazy, lying fucking pollock.
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You don't believe this guy is taking care of himself? You must be so jealous. It's sad, really, that you can't accept that this guy is fit, healthy, buff and attractive. HE'S WINNING, TROLLS!
Ok I was giving Phil the benefit of the doubt before, but now I'm on team Ozempic. He looks like he's fucking dyingView attachment 8965015
He can barely fit into his wife beater LOL Skinny ass nigga! Where did those "pecks" go, Phil?
Seriously, Phil, cut this whole "I work out every day" grift. It's bullshit. 10 to 1, you're likely taking ozempic and lifting every now and then just to feel strong. No change in diet, no workout equipment anywhere in the house, no nothing. He streams twice a day for six hours each yet wants to fool people into thinking he's working out? He's just a lazy, lying fucking pollock.
The Ozempig wants us to believe he works out lmao. Those noodle arms have never even lifted anything above 5 lbs.
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He can barely fit into his wife beater LOL Skinny ass nigga! Where did those "pecks" go, Phil?
Seriously, Phil, cut this whole "I work out every day" grift. It's bullshit. 10 to 1, you're likely taking ozempic and lifting every now and then just to feel strong. No change in diet, no workout equipment anywhere in the house, no nothing. He streams twice a day for six hours each yet wants to fool people into thinking he's working out? He's just a lazy, lying fucking pollock.
Considering that BIOS update can be scary if you have never done them and you read the worst what can happen it is somehwat understandable. BUT since it's his business he should do it (unless he wants to use it as an excuse to beg even harder and write off more taxes)Like how he's afraid to update drivers forever and will never update his 14700k BIOS that he really should do. He's afraid everything will break and he won't know what to do. What if he can't stream for a day? End of the world shit for him.
You must be new here.Ok I was giving Phil the benefit of the doubt
Is it really that surprising that Phil, with all his other mental quirks, would have body image issues as well?Jesus its like an old mans head on a childs body, he looks terrible. Why does he insist on showing off how "buff" he is now?
Low magnesium will make you twitch in really weird places. I can't imagine between BK and a robust breakfast of Jimmy Deans and Tim Horton's ™ coffee, he's getting all his micronutrientsDoes anyone know where the footage of Phil's ear twitches are? And do we know what even causes that? I can't voluntarily make my ears twitch.
He really doesn't get much in tips anymore so Kick is the next best thing. YouTube goes to the mortgage he hasn't paid off and his Klarna payments, Kick is his hogan and gin money.Does Kick give you the boot if you stop getting regular tips or something?
I don't have footage but just watch his right ear he does it all the fucking time. It's really weird and gross.Does anyone know where the footage of Phil's ear twitches are? And do we know what even causes that? I can't voluntarily make my ears twitch.
He desperately wants Kino Casino to pay attention to him again so he can maybe get a few more viewers to fish for a new whale.View attachment 8965015
He can barely fit into his wife beater LOL Skinny ass nigga! Where did those "pecks" go, Phil?
Seriously, Phil, cut this whole "I work out every day" grift. It's bullshit. 10 to 1, you're likely taking ozempic and lifting every now and then just to feel strong. No change in diet, no workout equipment anywhere in the house, no nothing. He streams twice a day for six hours each yet wants to fool people into thinking he's working out? He's just a lazy, lying fucking pollock.
HE HAS OZEMPIG NECK!View attachment 8965015
He can barely fit into his wife beater LOL Skinny ass nigga! Where did those "pecks" go, Phil?
Seriously, Phil, cut this whole "I work out every day" grift. It's bullshit. 10 to 1, you're likely taking ozempic and lifting every now and then just to feel strong. No change in diet, no workout equipment anywhere in the house, no nothing. He streams twice a day for six hours each yet wants to fool people into thinking he's working out? He's just a lazy, lying fucking pollock.
I'm surprised with the amount of eyes that Phil has on him that someone hasn't catfished NSRV away from Phil yet. Ripe for the picking! He has only had a job and money for a few weeks though.Considering NSRV’s propensity both for wasting as much money as possible on a streamer and simping for any vaguely feminine presence in Phil’s chat, just wait until he falls for some cam girl or OnlyFans whore. He might speedrun catastrophic credit debt into bankruptcy even faster than his flabby 44-year-old manchild hero!
I'm sure it's already been said, but Kick pays faster than Youtube and doesn't take as much a cut.DSP - Desperate.mp4
The desperation.
Does Kick give you the boot if you stop getting regular tips or something?
back when phil gave it away he only gave away the game cases because he already traded the disc in to gamestop because hes a greedy pigThe best part is too that it doesn't even contain the game disc.