DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Considering NSRV’s propensity both for wasting as much money as possible on a streamer and simping for any vaguely feminine presence in Phil’s chat, just wait until he falls for some cam girl or OnlyFans whore. He might speedrun catastrophic credit debt into bankruptcy even faster than his flabby 44-year-old manchild hero!
 
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Burn In Hell Burnell said:
Considering NSRV’s propensity both for wasting as much money as possible on a streamer and simping for any vaguely feminine presence in Phil’s chat, just wait until he falls for some cam girl or OnlyFans whore. He might speedrun catastrophic credit debt into bankruptcy even faster than his flabby 44-year-old manchild hero!
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implying this isn't happening as we speak, concurrently with the phil-whale arc
 

The desperation.

Does Kick give you the boot if you stop getting regular tips or something?
 
joker jimmy said:
I like when he lists the kinds of support (kicks, superchats, subs) like the reason people aren’t supporting might just be that they forgot how
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Tbf, his fans are mostly retarded. So they may actually have forgotten.
 
Was browsing Ebay just now and randomly got a listing for a copy of Deus Ex Human Revolution Phil had apparently given away at some point (link)
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I'm sorry but who the fuck would want to buy a game for 1000 dollars, just cause Phil had owned it at some point, not to mention the fucking Xbox 360 copy. The best part is too that it doesn't even contain the game disc.
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Which one of you posted this shit? Confess now!
 
Elbe said:
DSP - Desperate.mp4
The desperation.

Does Kick give you the boot if you stop getting regular tips or something?
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Not to my knowledge, there are many streamers who don't meet the KPP requirements anymore but still are getting it. However in this case DSP is very unoriginal and PPP coached him to turn his two audiences against each other early on as to chase the "Tip war" mentality and he's done it since. DSP loves having another excuse to beg so he can use the excuse it's a joke / game *snake laugh*
 
shekelshoah666 said:
It's hilarious that DSP can't even manage to use a fucking adblocker to hide targeted Amazon ads
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He's scared to death of using one. In his dented mind it is something highly illegal and installing one requires a lot of technical knowledge.

The same reason why he can't do emulation, he's a stickler for rules and thinks the second he plays an emulated game the nintendo lawyers will raid the snortfort

Not only does he look like a grandpa at 40yo but he also has the mind of one. Despite computers being part of his routine for the last 15+ years, he has very little computer literacy and most of what he thinks is based on things that are 20+ years old or that are outright false.

Just like with everything he refuses to consider things might change and he's stuck in his own ways.

(tbh I'm happy he's not using an adblocker it gives us great insight on what he's searching for on amazon)
 
I don't think its rules and regulations that matter to Phil. For example, he did want to go on Playcade... If someone he trusted would neatly get all the ROMs and make it safe and simple for him. Once he heard his IP would be public, RUN.

Like how he's afraid to update drivers forever and will never update his 14700k BIOS that he really should do. He's afraid everything will break and he won't know what to do. What if he can't stream for a day? End of the world shit for him.
 
The reason he harps so much on Kick contributions is that his LIQUIDI-TEE is probably the lowest it’s ever been lately. He might have made less on average, in total, per stream at various points in the last 5 years, but back then, what he got was at least available right away more often - there was much more emphasis on tips. Now, it seems that most of his support comes through YouTube, which takes a very long time for him to receive, and gets a very large cut taken out of it.

Since he’s petrified of specifying that he wants tips, and giving detractors something to clip, Kick contributions are the next best thing, as he gets them weekly and a much bigger cut.

He’s really trying to will more Kick whales into existence. Right now it’s basically just Doctor Lexus having a manic episode every once in a while, and Ur_Future_Dentdad tossing him like ten to twenty bucks a day (which is absolutely insane whenever I think about it holy shit imagine being a daily finsub for Phil Burnell).
 
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