DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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This dummy doesn't even have the braincells to stream this shit on his main channel to farm engagement on the channel that isn't dead for literal years at a time. And he graces us with 30 minutes of tech support with uncle phil first loool
 
Ralof-of-Cringewood said:
This dummy doesn't even have the braincells to stream this shit on his main channel to farm engagement on the channel that isn't dead for literal years at a time. And he graces us with 30 minutes of tech support with uncle phil first loool
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He knows what he's doing, he's been doing this 18 years over various channels and other verbal diarrhea I'm hearing his head hole spout at the moment
 
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Another sexy hairy chest moment.,, :cryblood:
 
Between Kick and YouTube, he’s hovering under 300 viewers for this event he was so excited for. On YouTube, hovering at and around 200.

We’re in a really weird place where the whales are maybe the most engaged they’ve been in a long time, but the average live viewership continues its inexorable free-fall. There was a time not even very long ago that a Reack event like this would easily average him 400-500 viewers.

Aaaaand one minute into the actual React he’s talking about his gout. Amazing.
 
SwiftBucks said:
Most activewear/technical wear isn't this fruity. Just order some underarmor or uniqlo heat tech or smth and call it good.
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I have had Under Armour shirts that I couldn't wear in the winter, due to how well they cool. It's crazy. Something like that would be as good as AC on some days with the temps the Seattle area gets.
 
Milkdud said:
In addition to phil always making everything about himself, he knows that by reacting to the doc which includes the KC guys, it increases the chance they will react to him- I think though they're pretty much moving on from phil and phasing him out entirely they literally only put him on as the last content of the show to put everyone with insomnia to bed and they've said as much.
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The reason they're moving on from Phail is ironically due to Jer, his flaggot efforts took down their Youtube clips channel and they explicitly stated that the only reason they keep doing Phail segments is because they were their most consistently well-performing videos on their clip channel. Now that it's gone the Phail segments are basically the new Mersh or Nerds on the Go segments where they do them just to fuck with their own audience.
 
Traffic Jammies said:
Is there something I missed her as to why Phil decided to react to this? I thought he wouldn't want to do this after that softball "interview" he did with him a few years back. Really confusing me he thought anyone would want this.
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Support is low generally so he needs drama style content, and also doing these means he can talk about himself the entire time AND avoid playing videogames.

It's really exactly what he wants but won't admit it
 
You could have had an AI write the transcript for this react event. It’s just exactly the same rehashes and self-mythologizing Phil has done in multiple other reacts at this point. I would be surprised if a single one of the long rambling segments he’s gone on hasn’t been said before almost word for word while reacting to Wings or LTG or something.

I’m only half-listening in the background but I’m as amazed as ever at his lack of self-awareness. And how bad he is at this.
 
Traffic Jammies said:
Is there something I missed her as to why Phil decided to react to this? I thought he wouldn't want to do this after that softball "interview" he did with him a few years back. Really confusing me he thought anyone would want this.
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In addition to the fact that drama content usually gets him to the non-existant goals, there are a couple of other reasons.

1. He gets to punch down and act like he's better than someone that he feels is below him and he hopes it makes him look better by comparison.
2. He hopes to snag a new whale from the other lolcow's viewers, and maybe that he can shift some of the detractor attention to a "worse" lolcow.
 
Traffic Jammies said:
Is there something I missed her as to why Phil decided to react to this? I thought he wouldn't want to do this after that softball "interview" he did with him a few years back. Really confusing me he thought anyone would want this.
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I watched Phil react to that documentary and I can say that I really dont give a fuck about Jeremy besides the fact that he was supposed to box RTU but both of them were too chicken shit to do it and that he does a show with Melonie Mac and hes probably jealous that shes back to getting her cheeks clapped and the most recent drama with Kino everything else bores me to sleep
 
If it's not GLP 1 something is wrecking him atm.
I'd say AIDS but he doesn't have sex so idk. Is his alcoholism catching up with him?
 
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