Okay that's fine but 2 things. One, people are indeed allowed to criticize you, this is the internet you don't get to decide who gets to say what (just like YOU Phil are allowed to make whatever content you want, so are others). And second, you can do drama but since you've said how you're above drama and how drama is gay and that shitting on others to get ahead is evil and you would never do that and you're so much better than that and that all you want to do is chill and play games, well it's a little hypocritical know what I mean? 2026-05-07 14-00-52-1.mp4
It's no coincidence that on the pahdcast before his big Quartering documentary reaction he spent like an hour intensely coping and trying to amplify his propaganda about how he's not like all the other lolcows and everything is better for him now. Expect a LOT of that during his reaction event, needless to say - as always, it will be more about how much better he is than the person he's reacting to, than it's actually about the subject of the documentary.
You know he might be right on this one (in a way): Idubbz and Anissa have been basically memoryholed by the Casino and their streaming attendance and income has been going lower and lower (so much so that Anissa has quit streaming for now). I would guess that Phil has been acting so retarded to draw attention from Triple P (you know the drill) so that his whales 8and some of the Casino dents) shower him with money again. Maybe someone should convince Triple P to ignore Phil and instead find some new cow to make fun of.
In addition to phil always making everything about himself, he knows that by reacting to the doc which includes the KC guys, it increases the chance they will react to him- I think though they're pretty much moving on from phil and phasing him out entirely they literally only put him on as the last content of the show to put everyone with insomnia to bed and they've said as much. I couldn't stop laughing when phil kept asking his audience if he should react to the doc or not and clearly everyone said NO. And yet, phil persists- he tried to do the reverse pignosis maneuver to convince folks that they in fact wanted this all along but even that's not working. Maybe he'll finally learn the life lesson that if you burn all your bridges eventually you run out of bridges, but in knowing phil he'll just manufacture more imaginary bridges.
I left the snortex for the last week or so, but something tells me I have no excuse to miss this upcoming fence-sitting nontent. I wonder which side he will pick (both somehow)
Phil's ego in overtime trying to explain why people are leaving on Kick, blaming the viewers. He can't even perceive of the idea that he's doing nothing wrong. What on earth happened to him to believe he was infallible to this degree?
Phil's ego in overtime trying to explain why people are leaving on Kick, blaming the viewers. He can't even perceive of the idea that he's doing nothing wrong. What on earth happened to him to believe he was infallible to this degree?
Phil was very autisticly happy and faggy today. He's excited for The Quarterpounder reaction like a kid on Christmas Eve. He probably believes it will bring him tons of support on Kick. And catching Moltres and Zapdos cheered him up even more.
The fit was atrocious today. I understand dressing up for survival rather than style when its hot outside, but the weather has not been particulary high where he lives, He's just a sweaty pig and Khet is probably the one increasing the temperature inside. She's basically the size of a star, so she probabaly has the same temperature as one.
Apparently there are pill forms, that was a hang up for me too I do not see him getting an injection. If I had to guess I would reckon the pill form is harder on the liver, though.
Could you imagine having to be the unlucky person that had to be that close to Phil and then having to actually put your hands on him while he sits there prestreaming you. I imagine the nurse would be ready to strangle his ass.
I'm really trying to remember when exactly happened, but it was during when dsp was playing minecraft in his console peasant phase on the xbone and papavera was handholding him. Someone asked him who he would rather date or some shit, and it was the name of 2 guys, (i think wrestlers) he did his usual LARP of "i'm happily married and not gay" but still responded laughing and smiling pretending to be joking, but it really came across as sincere. Maybe i'm misremembering since i had him in the background. I tired using pigpig go but couldn't pinpoint the exact moment.
This dummy doesn't even have the braincells to stream this shit on his main channel to farm engagement on the channel that isn't dead for literal years at a time. And he graces us with 30 minutes of tech support with uncle phil first loool
