DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Burn In Hell Burnell said:
One of Phil's strongest core instincts (and lolcow traits) is being a terminal contrarian. He likes to believe he's the main character and a special snowflake by stating an opinion he believes goes against the grain. While ultimately he will end up with the fencepost shoved squarely up his ass, it's a safe bet that he'll bend himself into pretzels trying to indirectly support Hamplanet's position and "sympathize" with his side.
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True, but on the other side, he clearly wants KC to give him attention ($$$) again. This didn't work with his previous video, although it got him good views by his standards.
 
Windy Moors said:
HE HAS OZEMPIG NECK!

Side-By-Side Pics Of Celebs Who Have Fallen Victim To 'Ozempic Neck'

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Ozempic really turns you into a bobblehead, holy shit.

Your face gets fucked up, but your head stays the same size. Phil has a giant head to begin with, so what we're seeing is insane. You'd think he has a tapeworm with how yellow his skin is and how bleary and droopy his eyes have gotten. The loose skin has really highlighted his facial asymmetry and the stroke lip.

He looks like fucking Clayface. Or Michael Jackson on that South Park episode.
 
SwiftBucks said:
I really hope he does the quartering reack and loses a few more longtime whales.
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at this point with his viewcounts cratering the smart thing to do may be honestly alienating a few of the legacy mowlth droolers to try and actually get some views on the stream

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Ralof-of-Cringewood said:
at this point with his viewcounts cratering the smart thing to do may be honestly alienating a few of the legacy mowlth droolers to try and actually get some views on the stream

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B...but he doesn't DO drama! The clown makeup doesn't wash off!

Because of his fence sitting he does drama, then immediately returns to gaming nontent, then eventually goes back to drama, alienating both types of viewers
 
Baklava said:
Ok something that pisses me off about how Phil talks about himself being shadowbanned is that he's not. At all! If you look up Darksydephil on YouTube, his stream is the fourth result after two Turkey Tom videos and Raw Phil, both of which get more engagement. If you look up DSP, he's like the sixth result after Raw Phil and a handful of detractor videos. If you look up DSPGaming, he is, naturally, the first result.

He's just mad he's not ranked first on every search term, but it's his own fault that his content doesn't rank as well as he'd like. His SEO sucks and his content doesn't get a big audience. That's entirely because of his behavior and the quality of his meaningful-style content.
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If you look up his channel name, DSPGaming, he is the first result.
 
Ralof-of-Cringewood said:
at this point with his viewcounts cratering the smart thing to do may be honestly alienating a few of the legacy mowlth droolers to try and actually get some views on the stream
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As soon as gameplay started, he never saw 200 viewers again and mostly settled around 150. I know it's the few whales that carry these streams, but he's getting to viewer levels that you have to be concerned about when this is your living.
 
BPD Gunt Rider said:
As soon as gameplay started, he never saw 200 viewers again and mostly settled around 150. I know it's the few whales that carry these streams, but he's getting to viewer levels that you have to be concerned about when this is your living.
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Once his current crop of whales tap out it's going to be dentcon 1 when he's slipping below 100 on the reg
 
So what's the possibility on him skipping Star Fox this June despite there being no fucking games and then proceed to complain how the Switch 2 has no games despite skipping/wagequitting half of them.
 
This fat nigger really said his audience was giving him "mixed signals" :story: Literal gay porn with two men fucking each other is less gay than this dude's streams, what a faggot man. "We're just gonna enjoy each other's company, but don't you go giving me mixed signals!"

BPD Gunt Rider said:
As soon as gameplay started, he never saw 200 viewers again and mostly settled around 150. I know it's the few whales that carry these streams, but he's getting to viewer levels that you have to be concerned about when this is your living.
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Bold of you to assume he's even capable of thinking that far ahead. What does viewer count have to do with hitting the goal? It's always the same whales anyway. Things will remain the same forever, that's the DSP way. And when they don't surely there's no pit too deep to beg our way out of!
 
Dave has said that khet has lost a ton of weight and most likely is due to Ozempic, he saw the wonders of the product and went ahead and tried it on himself to "le epik pawn the mentally ill trolls online", not knowing that instead of looking like a fat retarded e-begging faggot, now he would look like a skinny fat retarded e-begging larping NIGGER faggot.

If cadavers were sentient they would agree DSP looks phenomenal, no person in the world looks like a decaying grandma entering rigor mortis when they are supposedly having a healthy life style.
 
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BPD Gunt Rider said:
As soon as gameplay started, he never saw 200 viewers again and mostly settled around 150. I know it's the few whales that carry these streams, but he's getting to viewer levels that you have to be concerned about when this is your living.
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Yeah these numbers are very concerning. 8 months of Kino Casino push/PR for him + the Asmongoloid interview and here we are. There are streams that are getting dangerously close to sub 100 viewers now. Thankfully for him he is too delusional and unable to think about the future to see how bad this is. That's future Phil's problem. Oh well the incredible edits and GTA 6 will save the business so better to not think about it.
 
The Paleblood Vessel said:
So what's the possibility on him skipping Star Fox this June despite there being no fucking games and then proceed to complain how the Switch 2 has no games despite skipping/wagequitting half of them.
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As much as I want to look forward to him getting filtered like in the last starfox when the game asked him to use a winch, that Phil is dead and gone. Even if he plays it it's going to be a complete handheld, guide-reading snoozefest
 
Phil the Salesman said:
Yeah, well I’ll be damned. That motherfucker is getting an injection. Maybe from his fat bitch wife Kat?
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Apparently there are pill forms, that was a hang up for me too I do not see him getting an injection. If I had to guess I would reckon the pill form is harder on the liver, though.
 
my favorite part of todays horror snortcast was him spending a total of 6 minutes listing his morning wood show as a podcast on youtube, 4 of which are spent holding on to his dear life, barely escaping total meltdown by a snort's breadth while struggling to generate a square shaped image in ms paint. king of meaningful kahntent btw
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supercut of the segment lol, surprised to see no mentions of it. the ending is too funny

the fucking background music..

these days, I can only bear to listen to the piggler on the side, while doing actual work or actually working out at my actual home gym and things like that (by things like that I mean things PP burnelli likes to pretend to be doing but never actually does), so it takes quite a bit to distract me to the point I go back to download a vod and clip his retardation. he has been making content specifically for detractors so blatant lately that it's too boring and cringe to even get mad over. anyway I'm still working on a large scale video project that requires clips dating back over a year up to today, I'm going to call it The **** *** Saga big ups if you can guess it (easY) but no spoilers cuz it's still ways off lol
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Fridge Raider said:
Apparently there are pill forms, that was a hang up for me too I do not see him getting an injection. If I had to guess I would reckon the pill form is harder on the liver, though.
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Last I checked, the pill forms dont teally work well. Im still in camp occums razor that he's just at the stage of alcoholism where he doesnt eat food. his Swiss cheese brain is so bad my ESL wife calls out his grammar and phrasing as confusing or wrong. Just this morning, he used 3 tautologies back to back.
 
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