Skitzocow Chris Gillon / Autphag and Spergchan / Sophie Y’Israeli - Autistic North Koreaboo, Also a Man

Who passes better as a woman?

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Barring the fact e-mail account configuration is taking aeons -- the only option it's giving me to transfer a .wav file to upload to vocaroo I'd recorded for a podcast version of the new Aspergian Worker series -- you should expect an audio-only upload shortly. It's impressively clear bar the fact I'm stuttery in a few segments from tiredness, a sense of failure, and the inability to collate my referred-to documents properly, but considering my usual, a vast improvement from windshield-less outside video recordings where I ramble at methamphetamine-addicted speed (I take this slowly per some oratory advice I actually received during my Socsci course in '12, but only remembered recently; this was for class representative election, I came second runner up of 4 candidates, disappointingly, but the class regarded my speech impressive).

Pre-DPHM overdose episodes, I was a lot more functional in certain respects if very insular and secretive, whether Cuntster wants to believe that or not.

It's 17 minutes and puts some of this conspiracy in context, Cuntster, naturally, taking centrefold.

Fareal said:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4451836/House-door-North-Korean-embassy-rent.html

This article doesn't seem to bode well for the trip: it seems no unexpected visitor is granted entry past the gates.

On the other hand, I am sure we could raise three and a half grand on a whip round for us to hire the next door house and befriend the ambassador with some Ferrero Rocher. Trannies and bougies only welcome, obvs
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I've 2 ideas, then:
- Wait for one of their mercedes reconnaisances,
- Defer my defection to Christmas, asking for it as a gift.

*shrug*
 
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Assuming your coach gets into Victoria coach station, the easiest way for you to get to the embassy is to nip into Victoria station proper (next door) and get the District line to Acton Town.

Get off at Acton Town and head for the North Circular Road: it's the first "big" road near the station. The embassy is just off there.

Feel free to verify this route and use Street View to get familiar with the route. But please do figure how to get to the embassy before you get to London. If you aren't travelling over ight, you will get in very very late. Do you have arrangements to spend the night somewhere?
 
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Autphag said:
I've 2 ideas, then:
- Wait for one of their mercedes reconnaisances,
- Defer my defection to Christmas, asking for it as a gift.

*shrug*
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Assuming you are serious, do you really think trying to jump the NK ambassador as he or one of his subordinates leave the building is a good idea? Sounds like a really good way to catch a bullet from security if you ask me.
 
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Fareal said:
Assuming your coach gets into Victoria coach station, the easiest way for you to get to the embassy is to nip into Victoria station proper (next door) and get the District line to Acton Town.

Get off at Acton Town and head for the North Circular Road: it's the first "big" road near the station. The embassy is just off there.

Feel free to verify this route and use Street View to get familiar with the route. But please do figure how to get to the embassy before you get to London. If you aren't travelling over ight, you will get in very very late. Do you have arrangements to spend the night somewhere?
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Aut's phone doesn't even have Google Maps.
 
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Fareal said:
Assuming your coach gets into Victoria coach station, the easiest way for you to get to the embassy is to nip into Victoria station proper (next door) and get the District line to Acton Town.

Get off at Acton Town and head for the North Circular Road: it's the first "big" road near the station. The embassy is just off there.

Feel free to verify this route and use Street View to get familiar with the route. But please do figure how to get to the embassy before you get to London. If you aren't travelling over ight, you will get in very very late. Do you have arrangements to spend the night somewhere?
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Sleeping bag and inconspicuous bush. With some pressure, my mother's finding a tent in her attic. The weather's great for it.

LagoonaBlue said:
Aut's phone doesn't even have Google Maps.
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My computer does and I just printed out a suggested walking-only route, along with a pasted text-file copy of Fareal's suggestion.
 
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Unless you're doing music, a .wav file is completely useless. If all you're doing is just speech, your best bet is to go with .mp3 or AAC. For a supposed computer master, Chris should know this. 128kbps is just fine for speech.

Chosen Undead said:
Assuming you are serious, do you really think trying to jump the NK ambassador as he or one of his subordinates leave the building is a good idea? Sounds like a really good way to catch a bullet from security if you ask me.
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Don't get my hopes up lol
 
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Autphag said:
Barring the fact e-mail account configuration is taking aeons -- the only option it's giving me to transfer a .wav file to upload to vocaroo I'd recorded for a podcast version of the new Aspergian Worker series -- you should expect an audio-only upload shortly. It's impressively clear bar the fact I'm stuttery in a few segments from tiredness, a sense of failure, and the inability to collate my referred-to documents properly, but considering my usual, a vast improvement from windshield-less outside video recordings where I ramble at methamphetamine-addicted speed (I take this slowly per some oratory advice I actually received during my Socsci course in '12, but only remembered recently; this was for class representative election, I came second runner up of 4 candidates, disappointingly, but the class regarded my speech impressive).

Pre-DPHM overdose episodes, I was a lot more functional in certain respects if very insular and secretive, whether Cuntster wants to believe that or not.

It's 17 minutes and puts some of this conspiracy in context, Cuntster, naturally, taking centrefold.
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I've bad news about this. The file size exceeds my main e-mail account limit. I'll try my throw-away, if that doesn't work, I'll abandon this idea; the directory this file is on is HIDDEN on my file transfer when I connect via USB to my computer so I've no idea what the fuck is going on with that, it's not a simple case of copy-paste from a storage device to my main one.

Shame, too, I put a lot of effort into reading my script.

Anonymus Fluhre said:
Unless you're doing music, a .wav file is completely useless. If all you're doing is just speech, your best bet is to go with .mp3 or AAC. For a supposed computer master, Chris should know this. 128kbps is just fine for speech.



Don't get my hopes up lol
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It was just the default format of the first program I could find because my kindle didn't come with a voice recorder by default.

When I can be arsed again, I'll find one capable of other formats.
 
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Chris "I'm a computer master!" Doesn't seem to figure out that sites like FileZigZag exist for audio compression for anyone on a shite PC.
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If I could get to the file, that'd be great; I just said, the directory this is on is hidden on Windows Explorer for some mysterious reason, despite Amazon's docs recognizing it.

I never said I was a computer master lol I've half a year entry-level undergrad/the equivalent to Adv. Higher under my belt and most of it was code-sperging crap.

And I've forgotten most of it, just like I forgot my mid-set S-Grade French, yet kept the most pretentious idioms from pseudointellectual works.

I can use a computer functionally enough, as functionally as I need to, and that seems to bizarrely impress a few despite the fact it condescends me because it feeds into this stereotype "OH ASPIES ARE EMOTIONLESS ROTE-AUTOMATONS ONLY EVER INTO COMPUTERS" ala Nicola Davidson of Orchard clinic; I haven't used a computer for a computery purpose in years, it's a means to an end for writing and acquiring philo-political theory for me these days and has been for years.

I see computers as neuromasculine; I'm only confined to one because the social and communication standard of the alternative outlets are... well, let's just say, I'd prefer to be abused by Cuntster than trying to decode the indecipherable dialect of a prole at a tavern. More of why such an accusation would be unrealistic, btw.
 
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I see computers as neuromasculine; I'm only confined to one because the social and communication standard of the alternative outlets are... well, let's just say, I'd prefer to be abused by Cuntster than trying to decode the indecipherable dialect of a prole at a tavern. More of why such an accusation would be unrealistic, btw.
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I think the fact that you can't get beaten up behind the computer screen might have something to do with it. You wouldn't make it out of the average Scottish pub on a thursday evening in one piece.
 
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introman said:
Aspergian master race can't google something within 10 seconds.

https://support.microsoft.com/en-us/help/14201/windows-show-hidden-files

Little man doesn't have good deductive abilities and logic.
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Practical exams were invigilated; if to find that out, for example, was an assignment -- that'd be a pretty low level task and I was never in a computing class that pathetic -- your method would be marked as a fail.

Hence my aversion to using Google to figure out computing problems, despite strangely no problem abusing it for socio-scientific and racial research; in sociology we were encouraged to abuse Google scholar.

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Chris-chan has more chance of getting a girlfriend for Christmas than you do of this working.

I mean for one thing Christmas is a religious holiday, something dear leader does not approve of.
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They have their own equivalent. Dear Leader usually gives fish during one of the chukbok celebrations. So, no, they understand it and the elite, anyway, celebrate it in some indigenized form.
 
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Autphag said:
Practical exams were invigilated; if to find that out, for example, was an assignment -- that'd be a pretty low level task and I was never in a computing class that pathetic -- your method would be marked as a fail.

Hence my aversion to using Google to figure out computing problems, despite strangely no problem abusing it for socio-scientific and racial research; in sociology we were encouraged to abuse Google scholar.
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Dumb aspergian, this isn't your chav filled computer class where they made bebo pages and HTML. This is the real world where you need to find a solution for a problem. If google has the answer, then use it. That's how it works in the real world and even in the DPRK.
 
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Dumb aspergian, this isn't your chav filled computer class where they made bebo pages and HTML. This is the real world where you need to find a solution for a problem. If google has the answer, then use it. That's how it works in the real world and even in the DPRK.
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Ahahahahahahaha no that was the set down, we coded a mixture of VB, JavaScript and C++, and had a disdain for Bebo, keeping mostly to MSN Messenger and obscure forum-cum-games like NationStates.

Anonymus Fluhre said:
Chris just needs to face facts. When it comes to computers, he doesn't know shit.
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I never claimed to be a generalist in computers, that's the thing.

My high grade in computing before being kicked out of the 1st year of what's effectively the start of a degree programme was mostly because:
- I could code
- I could cram terminology for exams and use them in a vaguely correct context
- I could perform hardware-monkey tricks

Anything else, like your dumb photo manipulation and office packages or tinkering with audio engineering or whatever, not only did I care little for, it was not really emphasized in the curriculum. You're thinking IT, which all the dullards did.
 
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Autphag said:
Ahahahahahahaha no that was the set down, we coded a mixture of VB, JavaScript and C++, and had a disdain for Bebo, keeping mostly to MSN Messenger and obscure forum-cum-games like NationStates.
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Chris, you can't even code in Basic HTML code and you expect us to believe you coded in JavaScript :story:
 
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