🍔 Quarterpounder Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Buttblasted alcoholic manchild upset he was banned from a childrens' card game, Grifter, supporter of the cancel culture, cucked by a Jewish bull (Adam Sellers), pisses in basement, shits himself, FLAGGOT, stalks little girls in public, scammer, sex pest

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How long will Jer stay off Twitter?

  • <1 day.

    Votes: 486 30.9%

  • More than 1 day but less than 3 days.

    Votes: 585 37.2%

  • Around a week.

    Votes: 274 17.4%

  • Two weeks or more.

    Votes: 37 2.4%

  • Less than a month!

    Votes: 63 4.0%

  • He's gone, forever. Enjoy oranges, stalker.

    Votes: 127 8.1%
  • Total voters
    1,572
Flávia’s Cleaning Service said:
Drunk Jer gave the game away. We went from “I was doing some algorithm testing” to “I’m fucking sick of people pulling embarrassing moments from these streams” in a baseball game’s worth of beers.
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I don't think I've ever experienced such an odd individual in my life. Jer is both rich and poor, both bothered but not bothered, both cucked but not cucked, viewership growing but not growing, a drunkard but not a drunkard, MAGA but not MAGA, a sexual deviant but also a Christian, both flagging but not flagging. I wish we had an experienced psychologist capable of creating a psychological profile of this man, cause I have no idea how he became a multi-millionaire with such a defective brain. There are toddlers out there with more mature emotional control than this man.
 
crackbucket said:
I don't think I've ever experienced such an odd individual in my life. Jer is both rich and poor, both bothered but not bothered, both cucked but not cucked, viewership growing but not growing, a drunkard but not a drunkard, MAGA but not MAGA, a sexual deviant but also a Christian, both flagging but not flagging. I wish we had an experienced psychologist capable of creating a psychological profile of this man, cause I have no idea how he became a multi-millionaire with such a defective brain. There are toddlers out there with more mature emotional control than this man.
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Imagine a Ying Yang but the opposing forces are booze and xannies. These create an everlasting cycle of felt. That is Jeremy.
 
deerbeer said:
Imagine a Ying Yang but the opposing forces are booze and xannies. These create an everlasting cycle of felt. That is Jeremy.
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Inside of you there are two wolves. One is addicted to pills, the other is addicted to booze. You are an addict.
 
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Corn harvest is good this year.
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Iranian_Jomha said:
If Johnny Junkers really quit his job to become right-wing Christian grifter with Melonie, and now that she is radioactive in those circles. How long will it take to Johnny to say fuck it and find some other busted up whore to be with instead?
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He quit his job to get his seamonkey bussy blown out at furry cons 24/7 while being bankrolled by a beard, I doubt he cares about reputation as long as he can get his neghole pozzloaded.
 
Jannycide_Now said:
Big red flag is about people supposedly contacting Adams employer. I spent forever tracking leads on what his job is and got jack shit. Unless I'm retarded, I don't think anyone else here has, either.
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I feel a bit autistic so I did a bit of digging.
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This is from a 2000 small claims settlement. I look at MGS Enterprises since they're the garnishee for the bull's debt:
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Well look, it's owned by Mark G. Sellers. Probably his dad or something, I'm not feeling that autistic. Now this Mark Sellers guy is obviously related to the bull and is a pretty big deal:
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l / a

This guys heavily involved with a bunch of business in Wisconsin and even has some sort of foundation that gives out grants to entrepeneurs:
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l / a

So I'm going to draw a bit of a conclusion here. We know the bull has a pretty swanky house and a long criminal history. If he's not working for his dad he might have gone into some entrepreneurial business venture since Mark gives grants for that kinda stuff. I'm just going to assume that if someone did bother tracking down the bull's employer and reporting him that the employer wouldn't even care because of nepotism.
 
SCV said:
And even if he did it it's cool now because he's okay with other people (because he is a lazy prick) fixing it, move on already. The 'I apologized, so you can't be upset anymore' angle boarders on Greer-tier. Plus this delete + other people re-upload cycle he's so fine with removes all the comments. Thankfully @Oranges was on point already.
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My original intent was to download comments as json files, then vibe code a script that does a RegEx search on all comments in these files and returns the matching results as a .csv file for easier reading. I thought it might be a good way to clip hunt, with my reasoning being that that comments that mention "Quartering, Jer, Jeremy, etc" on TISM would yield leads for clip hunting ( since I wasn't about to actually listen to the podcast and wasn't very good at using the Jeralyzer ). People always shit talk in comments, and if Jer put his foot in his mouth I figured I might just see a juicy mention of that using this method, then perhaps use the Jeralyzer in a more purposeful way to find what the commenter was referring to. I did that and it worked, but then I just started screen-capping comments anyways off of YouTube and got side-tracked just throwing them in the video compilation.

I still have all the Json files that contain all TISM comments which I'm not attaching because there is a 145 of them, but here is a a .csv file that contians only comments that mention Jer. Don't know why/if anyone wants it, but just in case. Of course some comments refer to Jer but not by name, and those wouldn't have been put in this attached document because my RegEx search couldn't target them.

To show a glimpse of the file, here's the last comment left on TISM streams at the top of the CSV —because they're sorted from newest-to-oldest:

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Mmm.. The house always wins. Very mysterious, don't know what that means but maybe Jer saw it and got spooked. :|
 

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Legit question. It's probably been asked before:

How did Jer manage to convince Chris Pavlovski to give him 2 Million USD? Apparently Chris has got Macedonian heritage so that explains parts of the retardation.
 
quarter_grifter said:
The Sean Strickland posts are just part of his MAGA grift, unfortunately. Jer probably hasn't got the news that Strickland has recently 'turned' on Trump over Iran like any sane/pre-TBI patriot would do.
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Didn't he also refuse to do the White House show because of Epstein? Strickland is a pretty principled guy and would tell Jer to get fucked like he did with those manosphere losers.
crackbucket said:
I don't think I've ever experienced such an odd individual in my life. Jer is both rich and poor, both bothered but not bothered, both cucked but not cucked, viewership growing but not growing, a drunkard but not a drunkard, MAGA but not MAGA, a sexual deviant but also a Christian, both flagging but not flagging. I wish we had an experienced psychologist capable of creating a psychological profile of this man, cause I have no idea how he became a multi-millionaire with such a defective brain. There are toddlers out there with more mature emotional control than this man.
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I think we are watching the late stages of alcohol abuse and how it destroys your brain in real time. His psych profile will just say chronic alcoholic. Tell me these symptoms don't fit Jer to a T?
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I truly hope this faggot loses everything he has. Untalented(and that's an understatement) scamming grifter who SOMEHOW failed upwards against all odds. Every single cent he has is undeserved. By all means please keep paying Melonie and HCB and buying subs as long as possible. It's burning the ever dwindling money you don't deserve to have anyway.
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BootyWarriorUkaUka said:
Venti went live. Also WTF does this nigga Jer think this would do? Deleting everything just makes you look guiltier. This is just adding more gaslighter fluid. That master's degree doing wonders for hambone
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I know I'm like 40 pages behind, but I think the reason he's deleting these videos is the same reason he deleted the drunk stream where he talked about wanting to fuck that cosplayer. Allegedly that one was due to community guidelines, but I really wouldn't be surprised if he actually just deleted it and lied about it.

Dude is just not used to handling criticism or dealing with things like this, so I'm assuming he's just reusing the same playbook from back when he got deservedly canceled from Magic, and couldn't walk it off. So he's probably thinking if there's no evidence on my end I can just claim it's all a lie because I need to keep my izzat score high.

And his executive function and future planning's garbage because he operates on hoodrat logic. Future Jeremy is basically just some other fat cuckold, so he don't have to worry about that crap. Then the pied Piper comes to take his pay and he flails about because he genuinely didn't do nothing. The fireball told him so.
 
Adamska said:
Dude is just not used to handling criticism or dealing with things like this,
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It's not surprising when you think about it, for years he carefully curated his image to that of a complete milk toast fence sitting that caused no offence and was so dull nobody bothered to criticise him. Now though he is on a generational crash out and he cut the brake lines himself.
 
The idea that fatty sees himself as a bad ass villain is laughable, you and your wife both get corn holed by a domestic abuser, while he tells you how bald and fat you are.
 
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