June 6th, 2014 14 Branchland Time Lapse
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You mean like Google maps does all the time?
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Eh, Chris is a celebrity.I know this is a verything to day, but holy crap, if people were filming my abandoned home and posting it on the internet, I'd be friggin' paranoid too. Chris has his own irrational delusions and all, but this is flat out creepy. Why was this even a thing?
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I expected a few frames of Chris dragging melded, burnt hoard from the home to somewhere off camera..
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Briefly toward the beginning, you could see someone else setting up a tripod filming the house before leaving. How popular is the site with 
anyway?
Well, at least the trees provide a good visual block to the house, sparing neighbors from that ugly biohazard.
Just a matter of time until the house becomes legendary, and it goes from "a hoarder lady and her retarded cross-dressing son" (which sounds like a good enough story already) to "A weird tranny who wears his dead mother's skin like a suit...many kids have wandered in there, never to return..."
anyway?Well, at least the trees provide a good visual block to the house, sparing neighbors from that ugly biohazard.
Just a matter of time until the house becomes legendary, and it goes from "a hoarder lady and her retarded cross-dressing son" (which sounds like a good enough story already) to "A weird tranny who wears his dead mother's skin like a suit...many kids have wandered in there, never to return..."
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Yep. And just as subject to the Streisand Effect as any other celeb. Price of fame and all that.
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butt in trouble
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Wow, grass, trees, and a port a potty.
Defiantly the most beautiful Chris related thing we've seen in years.
I am not being sarcastic at all.
Defiantly the most beautiful Chris related thing we've seen in years.
I am not being sarcastic at all.
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This reminds me of the film Caché. This guy starts receiving VHS tapes on the mail that are nothing but footage of his house from some point across the street. He starts freaking out because he can't discover who's filming it and the tapes keep on coming. I won't spoil the ending, but it's a great movie.
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No, this is flat out creepy:
Imagine if they unearthed 14 Branchland Court's ruins a thousand years from now and managed to unearth some Christorical artifacts like this one. I think they'd be at a loss for words.
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Actually, it's so Chris can burn it down by plugging random appliances into it.
There we go! Some of the words were missing, so it didn't make much sense, but I fixed it for ya...
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Long ago in a bygone era there was a time when the Chandlers would use the toilet in their bathroom, but due to not flushing their sewer pickles the accumulated fecal matter molded to the pipes and parts of the toilet bowl, effectively clogging the toilet. Some say that Chris tried to unclog it by lumberjacking the turds whenever he pissed, but to no avail. For all we know, the toilet remains clogged, unless the cleansing fires started by the Keurig caused a backdraft that unclogged the toilet for once, allowing it to breathe once more before its inevitable demolition.
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