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xenomorph said:

"Thousands of people care about me"
Oh please, Phil.
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You cannot say you 'suffered' from depression and then be like, "Oh yeah well, it's fine now I mean I still have it occasionally." It's a thing that stays with you and you learn how to cope with it.

I think he's confusing it with just having occasional bad moods (although in his case it isn't occasional) and there's a whole host of other symptoms that goes along with depression, but I'm reluctant to go into it because I don't want to be an internet psychologist.
 
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Dude gets more beefy every time I check in on him.

Edit: Holy shit he is generic Fat Mac from IASIP
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The Mountain said:
It's like he visibly ages with each new image. How can a person's health deteriorate that quickly?
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Chronic stress causes a person appear to age like a chain smoker or hard drinker. DSP doesn't help matters by swimming in gin every night.
He also gets zero physical exercise, other than browsing the liquor department, and little to no sunlight.
I would love to see his doctor's face if he ever went in for a physical examination.
 
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RIP_SANITY said:
Remember when PandaLee wore the Poison Ivy costume back in October last year?
Maybe I'm reading too much into it, but the reason he pets plants could be because it reminds him of Panda? (and that costume, specifically?)
Feel free to rate this :autism: if you want.
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That or it could be taken the other way around...there is such a thing as dendrophilia.
 
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I think he's just starved for contact, but genuinely hates having to put in the effort to be around people, and isn't ready to commit to another pet.

Give it time. Another few months of plant petting and he'll be talking about getting another hamster or something.
 
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MarineTrainedTard said:
One of DSP's many... ahem, "quirks" is that if he does not like a game, or is very bad at a game, in his mind that means the game is objectively terrible and clearly everyone hates it. This is because his ego (and autism, I suppose) don't let him understand that he's 1.)not good at video games and 2.)is not always in the majority.

It doesn't matter if Splatoon 2 is universally declared GOTY and sells a hundred million copies. Phil doesn't like so it's objectively shit.
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Remember this is the same man who thinks no one cares about Overwatch anymore because its a year old and no one watches HIM play it because he's dogshit at the game.

I'm not the biggest fan of overwatch myself...Blizzard games both irritate me and entertain me but even i know that overwatch is insanely popular, Its like the WoW of FPS games.
 
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It''s another pity-party and guilt-tripping attempt of Phil. Throwing the term depression in the room just to get some more dollars, to squeeze more money from his viewers. And then comes the 1st of the new month and all is fine again, we have like three weeks of power-tripping and being a dick to everyone. Rinse and repeat.
 
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The Colonel said:
This isn't the first time he faked having depression. Last time he said he was magically cured and got all better.
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Phil lies a lot. Not sure if it's at the pathological level, but there's definitely a lot of things he could be totally falsifying. Basically everything before his start on youtube seems questionable at best. Does anybody seriously believe this potato fuck was valedictorian, a suave ladies man, or had any shot at ivies? Like most liars, the reality of who he is and what he's accomplished doesn't match up with his perception of himself as some kind of ubermensch. I'm actually rather surprised nobody has dug up more info about his past/claims - I guess really nobody knew or gave enough of a shit about Phil to document even the slightest details of his existence.
 
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https://twitter.com/Drgnkiller/status/888976042135875584 (http://archive.is/TldOU)

Can't even buy plants correctly:story:

Panpizza said:
Does anybody seriously believe this potato fuck was valedictorian, a suave ladies man, or had any shot at ivies?
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Nope. Not normal people, at least.

The people who do believe those lies are the same people who give his stupid ass hundreds of dollars each month.

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I'm actually rather surprised nobody has dug up more info about his past/claims - I guess really nobody knew or gave enough of a shit about Phil to document even the slightest details of his existence.
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Well that yearbook guy would be the exception. Although he was likely a fake.
 
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