DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[JamFlowMan]

https://twitter.com/PhilTweetsStuff/status/889035731892674560
""Just bc you lost people in your past doesn't mean you should stop letting new ones in." Some 1am wisdom from the Lego Batman movie. Damn."

No doubt this guy was weeping in his bed at 1 A.M. watching Lego Batman while eating expired ice cream. Plus who wants in? Dsp pushed everyone he has known away and is not meeting new people. At this point the cashier at his grocery store is his closest thing he has to a friend.

 

[AnOminous]

fftopic: Yeah it's a great way to troll someone or someplace you don't like. Plant that shit out of sight, then take glee in the fact that getting rid of it is a bitch and a half for whoever you're being a bastard to. fftopic:

DipShitPhil, though, trolls himself because he's too dumb to know this. It's like he lives his life as incompetently as he plays games.

 

[Keystone]

Peepul are saying those bamboo plants he bought grow like weeds and need to be cut regularly.
Phil's house is going to look like Cambodia by the end of the year.

Spoiler: Phil's house, circa 2018

 

[Takayuki Yagami]

The fact that Phil is now talking to and petting bamboo plants that he is using as air purifiers, it won't be long until he has made his way onto an episode of Jim's Internet Insanity.

Look up BrightSideBob. Jim has a streaming channel that's basically nothing but mocking the little shit.

 

[Freshtodeath]

Was away from thread for 3 days and I have so much shit to catch up on. He still shit talking Leanna LOL. Don't be fooled, he pretends he's moved on but it is eating away at him that Leanna left.

 

[Dragoonism]

Just throwing in some tweets!

Either:
1. His freezer really was full of food or
2. He buys so much fast food he never gets close to the freezer to look inside it.

Huh? Seriously?

So the old and wise man gets it all from kids movies?

 

[ChickenSkinBeanbag]

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So the old and wise man gets it all from kids movies?

So he's watching movies at 1AM, feels the need to tweet about them, and tweets a message that goes against everything he's been doing with his life? What a well-rounded summary of Phil's personal life.

 

[Freshtodeath]

2007-2017

The 2 best movies in that time were The Lego movie and Batman Lego movie? LUL

 

[What?]

Some hot fresh racism from our favorite gout nazi.

 

[BrunoMattei]

Look up BrightSideBob. Jim has a streaming channel that's basically nothing but mocking the little shit.

It started off that way but now it's Jim's secondary streaming channel meant for the hard core's.

Also this:

https://twitter.com/slowbeef/status/889299036460724225

https://twitter.com/slowbeef/status/889308959823335425

 

[PhilGoutnell]

Some hot fresh racism from our favorite gout nazi.

Phil sounds like he's doing his commentary in a coffin.

 

[MarineTrainedTard]

Did you know Family Matter's was a black show? Well let Phil explain it.

Yeah I'm pretty sure Family Matters' main audience was middle class white people

 

[Molester Stallone]

Phil sounds like he's doing his commentary in a coffin.

Wait for it, with Phil's diet and level of inactivity anything is possible.

 

[Bilderberg Team Builder]

Spoiler: Larger

 

[HolocaustDenier]

Spoiler: Larger

>working
phil just uploaded the "WIP" if anyone cares

Spoiler: snrrrrt

 

[Kosher Dill]

Spoiler: Larger

I know this is incredibly petty, but having a page-a-day Peanuts calendar is such an old man thing.

 

[JamFlowMan]

Spoiler: Larger

Why does this exist? Basically he put out a picture of himself uploading Youtube videos. Actually it is not even that it is just a picture of him sitting at a computer. Did he think that was an impossible image to picture in your head? There are times Phil does something and I laugh at him, or get pissed, but this is the rare time he does something and it just baffles me. What went through his head? What is there to gain? What does this prove?

 

[Gordon Cole]

Spoiler: Larger

He still looks like jowly, miserable, warmed-over shit, except there's some fake bamboo on his desk.

This is gonna be his theme song in a few years:

 

[Leo Bonhart]

>working
phil just uploaded the "WIP" if anyone cares

Spoiler: snrrrrt

@ 17m00s or so he confirms he's been fired by LootCrate. Ha.

 

[Fallgout Boy]

@ 17m00s or so he confirms he's been fired by LootCrate. Ha.

Is that seriously his actual intro for the WIP? It looks like a parody. He's drinking beer in it, for fuck's sake. LOL