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The only new things he's let into his life in years are gout and despair.
How does even Phil get fired from that?
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The only new things he's let into his life in years are gout and despair.
How does even Phil get fired from that?
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I didn't even know you could get fired from that.
Look at how fat his cheeks have gotten. And the blemishes on his forehead from all the grease and sugar from the fast food; and probably from not washing his face often.
We're at the stage where every picture of him just gets objectively worse and worse.
That bamboo plant though
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Gotta be pretty exceptional for a company whose primary care is how many social media followers you have to drop you like a deuce.
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You get dropped if you're not bringing in enough subscriptions. I believe LootCrate gives advertisers free or highly discounted crates so I assume it was costing more to send Phil his crate than he was bringing in so they gave him the snip.
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That's such a pathetic selfie he made there, just to reminder his fans that what he does is "work". He could sit at his computer and browse for MLP porn and shit while making that photo. He is trying so hard to look serious. If he only had shown that he edits his videos a lot but to him that's a chore.
By the way I guess it is too late for his fans to ask for some new mugshots of him for their shitty fanart, they have to use the ones he made years ago.
By the way I guess it is too late for his fans to ask for some new mugshots of him for their shitty fanart, they have to use the ones he made years ago.
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Who took this pic... wait...I didn't even know you could get fired from that.
Look at how fat his cheeks have gotten. And the blemishes on his forehead from all the grease and sugar from the fast food; and probably from not washing his face often.
We're at the stage where every picture of him just gets objectively worse and worse.
That bamboo plant though
Did he take it, holding his arm out at a weird angle while pretending to be staring at his comp? How many times do you think he had to do it to get his arm out of the shot?
That... that might be the saddest thing he's done in a long time.
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Delusional much, eh Phil?
And objection.
http://www.4gamer.net/games/117/G011794/20170719080/
July 10-16 sales of hardware:
New2DS LL 43,315
Switch 31,906
PS4 28,569
New3DS LL 12,101
PS4 Pro 7,649
Vita 4,655
2DS 1,901
New3DS 1,242
Xbox One 200
Wii U 146
PS3 129
Even if you discount the newly launched 2DS version, the PS4 still competes strong with the Switch, although I believe the Switch will pull out some large sales due to Splatoon 2.
He keeps proving how he does absolutely no research.
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I'm so glad somebody has brought up the intro to his Week In Preview on here, it makes me laugh every time I see it, without fail.
Obviously the real issue is that he's too lazy to change it or film a new intro but the random shot of him drinking a beer before it starts is hilarious, like he's desperate to prove how cool he is for actually drinking alcohol. All of his self made intros are awful and cringeworthy
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Even his sponsors are breaking up with him.
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Phil's been fired from every sponsor deal he's ever had. Remember the NotLootCrate and the amazon referal he used to shill?
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The even sadder thing is it is not a self-made intro...a fan did it for him years ago. So long ago in fact, it was before he started growing the infamous goatee.
My favorite part of the intro is after the music is over, the prolonged black screen and silence followed by a few random clicks, he appears on screen and leaps back, then looks puzzled by the camera somehow being in the wrong position.
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HA, oh yea. I think amazon shut him down because he violated something. He did something stupid.
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Followed of course by the usual 'hello and welcome,' before he starts to ramble about different boring topics for twenty plus minutes. The WIP is always a solid favourite of mine in how bad it is
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So let's recap his stance on alcohol:
No, he won't do a drinking stream because he cares about his body, but make sure to watch him shovel fast food down his gullet for his #1 video series outside of his gameplay. He doesn't have a drinking problem or anything. He doesn't even really drink that often, despite his WIP intro showing him downing a beer and implying that he pre-games a bit before recording. And all that talk about his fondness for gin? Just a meme. He doesn't go on late night gin-fueled Twitter rants. In fact, he's never tweeted anything that could be mistaken for a drunken mistake.
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I stopped reading there. Uncontrollable laughter.
Yo, how can someone with a Business degree not know about the silly season (aka cucumber time or summer hole in many other languages) or the summer issue in general. I also remember Phil complaining about no games being released during that time of the year. Well there is an obvious reason for that.
Summer is ALWAYS tough for business, no matter what kind of shop and its location. Most of them stay relativly empty because most people are on holiday or just relax and can't be bothered with shopping etc.
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Here's Phil's newest "Get out of being called an Asian-hating racist" card:
https://twitter.com/Drgnkiller/status/889262263965814784 (http://archive.is/U45SK)
I also like how someone in the comments astutely pointed out how this is the same guy who blamed blacks and other minorities for not being able to get into the Ivy League schools (we all know that whole story is total bullshit, but still).
https://twitter.com/Drgnkiller/status/889262263965814784 (http://archive.is/U45SK)
I also like how someone in the comments astutely pointed out how this is the same guy who blamed blacks and other minorities for not being able to get into the Ivy League schools (we all know that whole story is total bullshit, but still).
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While Ivy league schools do give minorities preference, that doesn't mean that they just turn away whites that are qualified. Ivy league schools are really not doing a favor for minority students by relaxing requirements for them but keeping them "normal" for the majority. Fair entrance requirements mean everyone gets treated the same and race isn't used as a check box for an application. His argument about being poor makes no sense, Ivy league schools have some of the most generous grants and scholarships for well qualified students that have financial problems and can't pay tuition. DSP couldn't get in to an Ivy league school because he's not Ivy league school material.
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So we're all gonna ignore the fact that his hand isn't even touching a computer mouse in that selfie...
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He should have put a direct amazon ref link to every game, but instead he just linked a general amazon ref page and told his fans to click on it before they buy anything.
I can totally see him spending an hour to make a picture that looks okay in his mind. Btw it looks really creepy, cause it looks like a 2nd person took it, but we know it was him.
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