Skitzocow Chris Gillon / Autphag and Spergchan / Sophie Y’Israeli - Autistic North Koreaboo, Also a Man

[Pikimon]

So I think we can conclude that @Autphag never went to London and isn't going to Shitty Korea

 

[Chosen Undead]

Likewise.

Robert Lindsay had a special category for Borderlines like you: just let them kill themselves. You have this toxic tendency to manipulate everyone into adulating self-sympathy towards your gang-centre whilst redirecting the subconscious resentment they hold over your domineeringness onto your victims, i.e. myself.

Considering that you are the most likely to end your suffering because of a mix of delusions, paranoia and brain damage done by drug abuse sometime within the next 5 years, your statement seems a little ironic.

Not that you are, of course, when the mask of sanity slips.

So, that's an ASPD trait, but no more coincidental than to your Borderline ones.

A bona-fide autistic woman -- having dated one, Emma -- wouldn't give two shits; her appearance was all over the place and she sought no appeasement of anyone. A good, solid, personality-solidifed character of Asperger self-reliant prestige. A "dress to impress" Histrionic Borderline is, frankly, disconcertingly un-Aspergic.

"I've known an autistic girl once so I know all autistic women." Fuck me, that's one hell of a generalization. I knew an autistic man once who was obsessed with being properly dressed and styled, he'd wear casual business at home actually. But you being a slob who's "best suit" is his father's hand-me-down and visibly too large doesn't make you any less :autism:

 

[LagoonaBlue]

So I think we can conclude that @Autphag never went to London and isn't going to Shitty Korea

Yes, but in all honestly I'd like him to go to North Korea. It'd be an eye opener. I do not wish for him to die, I know I've joked about that in the past but the truth is I would not genuinely wish death on ANYONE.

If he died I probably would cry. I have my reasons.

 

[Autphag]

So I think we can conclude that @Autphag never went to London and isn't going to Shitty Korea

Foremost part is incorrect; latter part is as of yet ambiguous but we can guess why the DPRK diplomats were playing it safe. They probably deal with aspirant emigres of questionable stability all the time.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

So I think we can conclude that @Autphag never went to London and isn't going to Shitty Korea

Pretty much. He probably had to be somewhere though for a few days. Probably his mothers place.

 

[Johnny Bravo]

Shitlisted, and I mean, forever. Go suck Sophie LaBelle's cock, that's fine, I don't care, but involving me in this is disgusting, and also you invoke a fallacy in the second panel, that's cute, it shows how little you know about philosophy, the academic work behind this, and indeed, how hard academia laughed at Grandin's mother's hypothesis when it EVENTUALLY responded, due to its speculative nature.

Late but I'm awfully amused I triggered him so hard even though I've never heard of him or posted in this thread until now.

 

[NobleGreyHorse]

@NobleGreyHorse, have you heard this one yet?

I had quite forgotten that one! This is a bit more somber, but you can't really have a happy drinking song about the Wallace. (I also really hate Braveheart, for inaccuracies like turning the Battle of Stirling Bridge, for lack of a bridge, into the Battle of Somewhere Near Stirling, and don't get me started on the fucking woad, but this poem... this always gets me.)

 

[LagoonaBlue]

Foremost part is incorrect; latter part is as of yet ambiguous but we can guess why the DPRK diplomats were playing it safe. They probably deal with aspirant emigres of questionable stability all the time.

You're a westerner. North Korea would hate you.

Then again you aren't American, and they really do NOT like Americans.

I had quite forgotten that one! This is a bit more somber, but you can't really have a happy drinking song about the Wallace. (I also really hate Braveheart, for inaccuracies like turning the Battle of Stirling Bridge, for lack of a bridge, into the Battle of Somewhere Near Stirling, and don't get me started on the fucking woad, but this poem... this always gets me.)

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

You're a westerner. North Korea would hate you.

Then again you aren't American, and they really do NOT like Americans.

UK maybe the next country to ban travel to North Korea after the United States did so no matter what Chris says, he will never go there.

 

[LagoonaBlue]

UK maybe the next country to ban travel to North Korea after the United States did so no matter what Chris says, he will never go there.

Koryo Tours charge nearly €2000 or so per trip so unless Phag gets a job, yeah, he won't be going.

 

[NobleGreyHorse]

Oh, well done, Horrible Histories! I love the air guitar especially.
This one's nice and uptempo:

 

[LagoonaBlue]

Oh, well done, Horrible Histories! I love the air guitar especially.
This one's nice and uptempo:

Horrible Histories had some great songs. The team behind it actually did their research.

Here's more Scottish fun stuff.

 

[NobleGreyHorse]

Here's more Scottish fun stuff.

What kind of a Celtonegroid would I be if I didn't know "Ye Canny Shove Yer Granny"? What a grand one.

Another classic of a different sort:

 

[LagoonaBlue]

What kind of a Celtonegroid would I be if I didn't know "Ye Canny Shove Yer Granny"? What a grand one.

Another classic of a different sort:

That one brings back bad memories of school choir practice.

 

[NobleGreyHorse]

Oh dear, I wasn't aiming for that effect! Once again I come here to deliver Burns:

 

[Begemot]

Foremost part is incorrect; latter part is as of yet ambiguous but we can guess why the DPRK diplomats were playing it safe. They probably deal with aspirant emigres of questionable stability all the time.

A little bit of self-awareness, now if only you'd apply that to your sickening delusions about lagoona.

 

[Cuntster]

Autphag is always talking about what he will be doing; all these grand plans he has that will show us he's not a low functioning 'tard. I mean shit I have caps from threads in 2011 of him discussing writing books just like he does now. But nothing ever comes of it, like everything he says it's just all talk. His entire life is just a series of hypothetical scenarios that might happen, but never do. And he has the audacity to shit on people who accomplish anything.

It's 2017 and he is still just a low-functioning autistic talking shit on the Internet with nothing to show for it. Absolutely nothing. No books written, no employment, transitioning into a female, no improvement or progress whatsoever. Still just on the Internet talking big and doing nothing.

Right now the best he could hope for is placement in a sheltered workshop, but even that won't happen. He doesn't even fit the criteria for that 'tard vocation. He's just... nothing. He's a failed internet bully and troll, with nothing to his name, be it his real or adopted one. Treading water and shitting himself while slowly sinking deeper and deeper into the sea of depravity he cultivates around him.

@Autphag is so stubborn and egotistical he refuses to listen or accept help, and his reward for this infantile mindset will be the complete absence of any change in his circumstances. 30 years down the track he will have ping-ponged between psychiatrists with stints in and out of jail for various dumb petty crimes and he will still be a man; he will still be a 'tard just even more low functioning due to his dumbass drug abuse. And none of us even have to lift a finger for any of this to occur, this will happen because he simply doesn't have the tenacity, backbone or gumption to put action behind his words. A true coward in every sense.

He really is pathetic. Not because of his diagnoses or history but because he's too chicken-shit scared to own up to who he really is and let people help him. He's a narcissistic, worthless poser who throw big words, threats and insults around like Lego blocks thrown by a child mid-tantrum because that's the only power he has, and the only power he's ever had. It works on his poor Mummy because she is probably the last person on the face of the planet who cares for him. For the rest of us he's just a chimp in a zoo throwing shit around his enclosure making funny noises we can all laugh at.

Welcome to the rest of your life, Christopher.


This link is a great summation of his life:
http://www.angelfire.com/weird2/kidspoketmneyrevnue/lifeofchris/index.blog?from=20030928
A half finished blog by a kid who can't spell but has to tell the world that even though he knows HTML, he's not going to use it. Autphag in a nutshell.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

This link is a great summation of his life:
http://www.angelfire.com/weird2/kidspoketmneyrevnue/lifeofchris/index.blog?from=20030928
A half finished blog by a kid who can't spell but has to tell the world that even though he knows HTML, he's not going to use it. Autphag in a nutshell.

"I totally can code guys!" even when he was 12, around the time he said he could code, he was full of shit

 

[GethN7]

It always comforts me to know I can miss dozens of pages of this and Chris will still be spewing insanity so batshit it's like I never missed a page.

 

[NobleGreyHorse]

A half finished blog by a kid who can't spell but has to tell the world that even though he knows HTML, he's not going to use it. Autphag in a nutshell.

Wow, that skull background. 2spoopy4me.