Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Trasha Pay That A$$]

too bad hats don't fit.

Eric posted a video

Says Rafe has agreed not to go on Youtube or YouNow to talk about "what happend".

The Kentucky Lesbian Mafia (which Eric is a part of ) has gotten to her apparently.

Amber has trained him well on how to YT like her. Over apologizing in the beginning, excuses for why things were not posted/recorded, and promises of things to come.

I mean, if you don't want to talk about the Amber/Rafe drama, then why bring it up?

 

[Entertained409]

Amber has trained him well on how to YT like her. Over apologizing in the beginning, excuses for why things were not posted/recorded, and promises of things to come.

I mean, if you don't want to talk about the Amber/Rafe drama, then why bring it up?

Right. He spoke too long about the issue. Repetitively. It's obvious that his goal is to be just like Hamber.

 

[Mr. Snrub]

I wonder if some contouring could help make Becky look less like a thumb. She'd never go for it, but it could help.

Nah, when you're that big not even make-up can help you look better.

e.g

 

[Awkwafina]

Wow, she's actually wearing the 1975 shirt that Dana and Destiny got her in the latest vlog. I found it on Hot Topic's website, and from the old video of her holding it up (6:30), it seemed like the tag said "S", but in reality, it's either a 5 or 6 because Hot Topic measures their plus size clothing in numbers.

A 5 is a 5x and a 6 is a 6x.

I like how she really hid that tag. She noticed it said the size and IMMEDIATELY went for that "its from hot topic so I gotta show the brand name" switch. Girl is deep deep in denial. She knows if people see her actual size they'll stop believing her. Also, when did hot topic go up to such big sizes? And a 5 or 6 does not seem like it'd fit her properly at all.

 

[DongMiguel]

So, let's see if I understand this whole Sparkle Drama, as the Gays Turn:

Rafe divulged some not so nice things to Eric about AL. Eric, being a blabber mouth, ratted out Rafe to AL, who then turned on Rafe and totally blocked her out of her, and Becky's, life.

Rafe went on YouNow and talked mad shit on AL, mentioned she may or may not come back, and then ghosted shortly thereafter.

There was buzz about AL and Rafe possibly meeting up again, maybe making amends? Hm...

Rafe has agreed to not say anything else on the matter and both her and Eric have decided to stop talking to one another.

Rafe still may meet up with AL.

If the latter happens, if Rafe and AL start becoming chum buddies again, Eric is fucked. He'll be completely removed from their circle. No question. If Rafe and AL resume their friendship, the fact Eric splurged all that shit, is going to force an ultimatum - it's either Rafe or Eric. AL will pick Rafe because she doesn't need Eric.

Looks like Eric completely locked himself out of AL's group. Good going, brah!

 

[HamaBau]

I love watching Amberlynn showing off the food she prepares as it makes me realise how much she knows about dieting and the way she gathers that information to create a frankenstein's monster of a diet.
You know that joke about a person being on two diets because one wasn't filling them up? That's what Hamberlynn is doing. Rawtill4 taught her she should be eating big amounts of food so she does it, except the diet calls for reducing fat, salt, no meat at all which she ignores. Which makes you go to a conslusion that maybe she is on a "high in protein and better fats diet" - I mean the avocado, meat and chickpeas - except she should reduce the portion sizes as that food is high in calories and maybe... who knows... exercise? It's very clear to me that she's trying to do two things at once but the two things that cancel each other out. Vegan and high in protein ways of eating are basically two opposites in which one tells you to eat what the other tells you to skip on. The problem is she can't control or limit herself but since she's so delusional she probably thinks "hey, I'm not on one but two diets! That must be good for me".

 

[Oh Hamburgers]

Amber always mentions that this is her favorite book. But if you've ever read it (I couldn't even finish it for the following reason) you'll find that it's an extremely hard book to get through. The boy in the story is so badly abused by his mother, at one point she smashes his entire face into a shit filled diaper forcing him to breathe the shit into his nose. How that book could be anyone's "favorite" let alone something you'd want to read "over and over", is beyond me. Says something about her character, imo.

 

[stronkwonk]

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Amber always mentions that this is her favorite book. But if you've ever read it (I couldn't even finish it for the following reason) you'll find that it's an extremely hard book to get through. The boy in the story is so badly abused by his mother, at one point she smashes his entire face into a shit filled diaper forcing him to breathe the shit into his nose. How that book could be anyone's "favorite" let alone something you'd want to read "over and over", is beyond me. Says something about her character, imo.

I'll bet you anything she hasn't gotten through the book and only knows, that it's a tragic story about a child mistreated by their parents and she wants to relate to it.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

Lots of people have to read that book in high school.

 

[Oh Hamburgers]

I'll bet you anything she hasn't gotten through the book and only knows, that it's a tragic story about a child mistreated by their parents and she wants to relate to it.

That WOULD be typical Amber, wouldn't it?

 

[Assgardian]

Lots of people have to read that book in high school.

Makes sense when she has the literary taste of a 14 year old girl.

Ngl I'm still a little gobsmacked that she has not read Harry Potter. It made me realise most of what she reads isn't fantasy or even sci-fi, crime etc. It always seems to be books about abused teenage girls and it seems kind of like she can't grow up or over herself and she's obsessed with re-living her own issues.

 

[Rotogravure]

Makes sense when she has the literary taste of a 14 year old girl.

Ngl I'm still a little gobsmacked that she has not read Harry Potter. It made me realise most of what she reads isn't fantasy or even sci-fi, crime etc. It always seems to be books about abused teenage girls and it seems kind of like she can't grow up or over herself and she's obsessed with re-living her own issues.

Wonder if she knows about VC Andrews. Seems like her kind of wheelhouse. Especially the really terrible later ghostwrtten shit.

 

[Kelly Bundy]

lol that intro...

That whole new vlog seems like an answer to us. ''LOOK I WALK, DO LAUNDRY AND BUY BATTERIES, IN YA FACE HAYDERZZZ''. Can you film yourself cleaning the litter box next time Amber?
The battery thing is kinda hilarious, we aren't obsessed with the batteries it's the lying that is so funny. Almost everyone has a scale and the batteries usually last for a long time.
Has she already quit WW? Looks like it.

 

[stronkwonk]

What's really fun is that her cats stepping on of the scale will throw off the accuracy of it. Her weigh-ins just become more and more meaningless to me. I'm so sure it's not correctly calibrated with her babiieeezz stepping on and off it all the livelong day.

 

[Oh Hamburgers]

This video always cracks me up. "I'm going through a break up, guys, so let me drape this blanket over me all dramatic like so you really get a feel for how heartbroken I am." She is SO transparent, it's ridiculous!

If you want some extra lols, watch this video and see how identical it is to the first video. so many similarities, including not uploading a video/deleting a video about the break up. The only difference is saying that Destiny broke up with her because she's going through something internal. Don't want to have two break ups in a row where both of the people are leaving you because they're not happy anymore, I guess.

This person in the comment section put it perfectly:

 

[Mr. Snrub]

I think one day she'll sit on one of her animals and hurt it lmao

 

[Dovahshit]

I think one day she'll sit on one of her animals and hurt it lmao

and no one will know until amber needs to go to the hospital for an "infection" and they will find the poor dead cat under one of her folds with maggots crawling. now i made myself nauseous

 

[Here For The Tea]

"Relatable" HAH!

 

[Clown Baby]

View attachment 252574 "Relatable" HAH!

Hahha "before breakup: delusional. After breakup: same."

 

[Clown Baby]

This video always cracks me up. "I'm going through a break up, guys, so let me drape this blanket over me all dramatic like so you really get a feel for how heartbroken I am." She is SO transparent, it's ridiculous!

If you want some extra lols, watch this video and see how identical it is to the first video. so many similarities, including not uploading a video/deleting a video about the break up. The only difference is saying that Destiny broke up with her because she's going through something internal. Don't want to have two break ups in a row where both of the people are leaving you because they're not happy anymore, I guess.

This person in the comment section put it perfectly:
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The fact that she looks like a mess in both videos is intentional. She can't make a video without touching her hair 100 times and commenting on her makeup, yet in both of these she looks like a slob and says nothing. Because that's part of the facade, "I'm so devastated you guys. The fact that i have to find and secure another girl who will be dumb enough to let me mooch and will believe all my excuses about why I can't work."

She's totally skirting the issue yet again, the fact that she's been mooching off both girlfriends and their family, nah that can't have anything to do with it. I like that both of them are "her everything." Super healthy.

She had her whole future planned out guys, it was going to be 15 years of quitting jobs after 2 weeks and gaining 100 lbs a year. How could K and D not be on board with that?