Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[BR55]

Especially weird since I'm pretty sure "jerbs" comes from South Park, for which his hateboner is truly enormous.

True. But more to the point it's almost like Bob has it in his head that "jerbs" are a Straight White Dudebro thing... and not an everyone regardless of class, race, gender, ethnicity, and orientation thing.

 

[Alex "Idominatio" Figueroa]

"Capitalism = Not societally worthwhile means short sad life"
What the fuck socialism is then? Fucking charity?
Also, that's a standard in any SOCIETY that you have to be SOCIETALLY WORTHWHILE to live good not just capitalism, the only difference is that in capitalism you aren't forced to be SOCIETALLY WORTHWHILE if you don't want to, as you clearly show us Bob.

 

[AnOminous]

You know I had a nice day today. I got some reading done, I watched Castlevania on Netflix (Would recommend, btw), I had some homemade Spaghetti Carbonara, I had a joint and Bob kept his fat gob closed today. But as soon as the clock struck midnight, and he wrote "mamufactured", I knew we were in for another rant.

Bob has a lot of gall even talking about other people being jealous of "elites." As a worthless, parasitic blob that produces nothing of value to anyone, even the lowest janitor is a better human than he is.

The thing is, Bob now uses "jerbs" to refer to basically any job at risk of out-sourcing to India or some shit and thinks anyone with the audacity of not wanting unemployment is some idiot bubba hick type who needs to evolve.

Nobody wants to "evolve" into some repulsively obese autistic manbabby living in a basement.

 

[NoStinkingBadges]

That's proof that he probably has aspergers or some kind of personality disorder.

Or maybe he's just a socially maladjusted asshole

 

[Gordon Cole]

Since we're now rocketing towards the 600th page of the thread with the same speed and inevitably with which Bob's heading towards a triple bypass operation (we did it in record time too), I'd just like to thank @Sexy Times Hitler for getting us this far by curating Bob's Tweets on a regular basis and I think he should get more love for it. I believe that, along with Bob's own self-destructive rants against Trump and the white working class, he is primarily responsible for this thread growing as much as it has. And his job isn't an easy one. The hbomberguy thread stalls constantly because I have to psych myself up to be exposed to all the stupid that comes from Harry's Twitter without the buffer of Kiwi Farms commentary. Sexy Times Hitler does this for Bob several times a day and I don't know how he does it, but I'm damned impressed. A great big to you sir.

Also wanna give a shout out to @Lensherr for doing the horrible job of sitting through Bob's videos to give us a TL;DW. to you too.

I'm just a guy on the internet who laughs at idiots online like anybody else. It feels weird and awesome to see people enjoy what I do.

The hbomberguy thread stalls constantly because I have to psych myself up to be exposed to all the stupid that comes from Harry's Twitter without the buffer of Kiwi Farms commentary. Sexy Times Hitler does this for Bob several times a day and I don't know how he does it, but I'm damned impressed. A great big to you sir.

I generally treat it like any other job you do. You just suck it up, remind yourself that you're not the cow you're covering and put their exceptionalism on the thread. If anything, people like @Peace and Harmony and @SteelPlatedHeart are real troopers because they've put up with Brianna Wu and Andrew Dobson respectively for a lot longer than I have with Bob.

Anyways, on with Twatter.

The vote has been passed in order to debate the merits of repealing & replacing Obamacare. Natually, Bob's shitting out salt.

The irony of him stereotyping white people is lost on him.

Some prattling on about McCain.

"Be better. Be global. Be the future. Papa John's".

Hooray, more salt for us!

 

[Clay Claymore]

Why did MovieBob put citizens in "quotations," like it's a bad thing to be a legal U.S. citizen? It definitely makes him snobbish as all hell, par for the course with him, of course.

Thanks for always posting Moviebob's exceptionalism @Sexy Times Hitler!! You are a trooper!

 

[Begemot]

Well, spiting Bob has me sold on this plan.
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Bob's just upset because he's on a diet and can't have cookies.
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I'm waiting for chapo trap house to roast this Neo-liberal gimp, at least other neo-Liberals give lip service to getting new employment to ex-rustbelt jobs but Bob hates these people enough that he just wants them to disappear. He's disgustingly the most hateful lolcow here.

Also, I know he has diabetes, when did it happen aproximately?

 

[McGregor]

No awareness at all... And what about all those 'peoples' who failed? Are we to let that fall by the wayside as well then? I mean we must abandon the blue collar worker and 'white folks' in general yes? Well what about everyone else who was overwhelmed/abandoned by time, can we finally let that go?

The man isn't even an ideologue he's just a moron.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Also, I know he has diabetes, when did it happen aproximately?

September 17, 2015, the post that launched a thousand snide remarks. (https://archive.is/bVaKf)

 

[Lensherr]

Whenever Bob talks about "obsolescence", all I can think about is how people worldwide are starting to turn against the neoliberal dogma he clings to, and get the feeling that it is really he who's scared that him and his beloved elites are becoming irrelevant.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

Why did MovieBob put citizens in "quotations," like it's a bad thing to be a legal U.S. citizen?

Because he does believe national citizenship is a bad thing. Remember, this guy wants a OWG and anyone who disagrees is just a selfish loser.

 

[Begemot]

Whenever Bob talks about "obsolescence", all I can think about is how people worldwide are starting to turn against the neoliberal dogma he clings to, and get the feeling that it is really he who's scared that him and his beloved elites are becoming irrelevant.

Thanks, mate, appreciate that.

Reading the post I feel for the guy, he obviously feels the need to externalise a lot of his emotions.

Whenever Bob talks about "obsolescence", all I can think about is how people worldwide are starting to turn against the neoliberal dogma he clings to, and get the feeling that it is really he who's scared that him and his beloved elites are becoming irrelevant.

People desire a role, they aren't just going to fade away like mere externalities.

 

[Trash Eater]

"Be better. Be global. Be the future. Papa John's".
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But if you can't succeed without other nations or tribes covering for you, then illegally immigrate to America.

 

[Mola Ram]

The irony is that while Bob sneers at and rails against the tribalism of nationalistic feelings or identity with one's ethnic group (whites and Christians only, of course), he himself is one of the most tribalistic fuckers on this site.

 

[AnOminous]

Because he does believe national citizenship is a bad thing. Remember, this guy wants a OWG and anyone who disagrees is just a selfish loser.

And rather like the Nazis he thinks he despises, he doesn't realize in any world like the one he dreams of, he'd be disposed of as an obsolete parasite himself.

 

[Gordon Cole]

So, illegal immigration not only doesn't exist in his eyes, but is also a good thing with zero downsides. FFS.

If Bob's account was at one point taken over by a bot who has his opinions and tweets about the same shit over and over, then he sure fooled me.

Also, happy 600 pages, everyone!

 

[Mr. Duck]

Every new page in this thread is just one extra pound in Bob's body.

Happy 600 pages!

 

[Positron]

If immigrants were so "evolved", then why are the countries they come from such shitholes?

 

[RockVolnutt]

If immigrants were so "evolved", then why are the countries they come from such shitholes?

"All countries are shit holes. The illegals are just embracing a superior globalist future. #NoBordersForTheWorld"

 

[The Nothingness]

So, illegal immigration not only doesn't exist in his eyes, but is also a good thing with zero downsides. FFS.

Spoken like a typical liberal elite who doesn't have to deal with the consequences of illegal immigration.