Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[AnOminous]

So, illegal immigration not only doesn't exist in his eyes, but is also a good thing with zero downsides. FFS.
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A literal 400 pound basement dwelling NEET is calling people with jobs "lazy."

 

[Meowthkip]

I was trying to catch up on this thread but after a while it all becomes a blur of fucking inane bullshit spewed by a fat potato man whose sci-fi utopia would be considered a dystopia by actual leftists who haven't been brainwashed by SJW Stalinist bullshit.

Doesn't he ever get tired? Doesn't he feel empty and hollow inside? Is this the best he can hope for in life?

Has he even touched a titty?

 

[RockVolnutt]

A literal 400 pound basement dwelling NEET is calling people with jobs "lazy."

You're forgetting that he made himself irreplaceable by becoming a shill who not only does it for free but can't tell different companies apart. That makes him an honorary member of the aristocrat master race.

I was trying to catch up on this thread but after a while it all becomes a blur of fucking inane bullshit spewed by a fat potato man whose sci-fi utopia would be considered a dystopia by actual leftists who haven't been brainwashed by SJW Stalinist bullshit.

Doesn't he ever get tired? Doesn't he feel empty and hollow inside? Is this the best he can hope for in life?

Bob's completely driven by his anger. I think he shot himself in the foot by admitting his untreated anger management issues he had since he was a child. It invalidates any of his "I was joking!". He legitimately wants his "enemies" to die.

Has he even touched a titty?

People in this thread have pointed out that Bob never brings up relationships or women unless it's to bring up some SJW talking point. It's questionable what goes on there but he has suggested women getting married is the equivalent of enslavement and is a thing of an Inferior Past.

 

[Anonimo]

Nobody wants to "evolve" into some repulsively obese autistic manbabby living in a basement.

Artist's rendering of Bob Chipman's vision for an "evolved" human on the right compared with a human from the Inferior Past on the left.

 

[Positron]

I was trying to catch up on this thread but after a while it all becomes a blur of fucking inane bullshit spewed by a fat potato man whose sci-fi utopia would be considered a dystopia by actual leftists who haven't been brainwashed by SJW Stalinist bullshit.

He is almost like Marjan Siknic, except instead of "rape", "truckers" and "Guatos", Bobby keeps chanting "jerbs", "globalism" and "obsolete".

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Has he even touched a titty?

Aside from his own or...?

 

[Foltest]

Bob gives his own two cents on Rape in Europe.
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He must hear this shit from some dumb swedes and germans. Rape has gone up here in Sweden. Gangrapes that was unheard of years ago, has now become commonplace. In nearly all of the cases, they are afrikans or from the MENA region. The mass immigrant has only brought pain.

 

[Emperor Julian]

At this point I think Bob's deliberately avoiding any and all exposure to modern pop culture. I barely listen to current music and even I know who Ed Sheeran is. He's like that grandpa who stubbornly refuses to adapt to current trends and insists the old days were better despite knowing fuck all about the modern scene.

Remember that Bobs 'job' is a pop culture critic so not knowing who Ed is, is fucking shameful and implies he shouldnt be doing his job. Maybe we should export his job to China. I'm pretty sure you could pay a smart easy going chinese guy about $3000 a month to provide relavent commentry at least then you know his enthusiasm for the international market isnt fueled by some mean jock in the 90's.

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

He must hear this shit from some dumb swedes and germans. Rape has gone up here in Sweden. Gangrapes that was unheard of years ago, has now become commonplace. In nearly all of the cases, they are afrikans or from the MENA region. The mass immigrant has only brought pain.

Obviously you need to stop getting your racist information from Fox News and accept the cultural enrichment your country is currently enjoying

 

[The Nothingness]

I know a robot that would fuck Bob...

And here is another robot for Bob.

 

[Mola Ram]

If I ever get to the point where I'll describe my life as "EXTREMELY PUBLIC", I'd reconsider all my life choices.

Urrrrrgh.

:powerlevel:, but like Bob I hail from a part of the country where a lot of people are mobbed up ... and let me tell you, people who brag (or even humblebrag) about sounding like a gangster are among the biggest douchebags you will ever meet.

More to the point: Bob, you don't even sound like the guy who's trusted enough to pick up the sfogliatelle and cannolis, much less anyone who would ever "take care of a thing."

 

[Kyria the Great]

Well I don't mean to sound dumb, but I would love to see a movie adaptation of Brick By Brick. The whole thing would be perhaps the best unintentional comedy rivaling The Room, Alone in the Dark, and Double Down.

 

[Henry Bemis]

Well I don't mean to sound dumb, but I would love to see a movie adaptation of Brick By Brick. The whole thing would be perhaps the best unintentional comedy rivaling The Room, Alone in the Dark, and Double Down.

Or a canny adaptation that works as both straightforward and tongue-in-cheek, a la Dark Dungeons.

 

[Mola Ram]

Well I don't mean to sound dumb, but I would love to see a movie adaptation of Brick By Brick. The whole thing would be perhaps the best unintentional comedy rivaling The Room, Alone in the Dark, and Double Down.

Or a canny adaptation that works as both straightforward and tongue-in-cheek, a la Dark Dungeons.

These both sound hilarious ... but someone would have to pay him for the rights. And then we would never, ever hear the end of it.

 

[Bob Page]

And here is another robot for Bob.

OMG, I remember that skit! I don't even think that robot would want to fuck him.

 

[Robot Holocaust]

TBH, if I had the money, time and manpower, I've actually thought of making a horror movie about Bob. The Bob analogy gets so caught up with his superior future madness that he snaps one day, kidnaps an older white man and tries to torture him as "penance for being a CIS male blocking the path to the superior future". His motive rant would have "growing wheat on the moon" mentioned, of course.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Did he just call out other progressives for being myopic and unrelatable?

TBH, if I had the money, time and manpower, I've actually thought of making a horror movie about Bob. The Bob analogy gets so caught up with his superior future madness that he snaps one day, kidnaps an older white man and tries to torture him as "penance for being a CIS male blocking the path to the superior future". His motive rant would have "growing wheat on the moon" mentioned, of course.

Please, we already have a horror movie about Bob.

 

[cypocryphy]

Bob is a 36 year old man who woke up to bitch about people caring about having jobs and then went back to sleep lol.

 

[Mola Ram]

Trumpbitching has essentially become Bob's snooze button.

Also, seizing Sexy Time Hitler's reference as an excuse to post The Blob theme song, because why not.

 

[cypocryphy]

Well I don't mean to sound dumb, but I would love to see a movie adaptation of Brick By Brick. The whole thing would be perhaps the best unintentional comedy rivaling The Room, Alone in the Dark, and Double Down.

edit: well, it could basically be the Bob Chipman movie.