Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Kyria the Great]

So, illegal immigration not only doesn't exist in his eyes, but is also a good thing with zero downsides. FFS.
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If Bob's account was at one point taken over by a bot who has his opinions and tweets about the same shit over and over, then he sure fooled me.

Also, happy 600 pages, everyone!

600 glorious pages of comparing console wars to Vietnam 600 pages of believing that Call of Duty is Neo-Con propaganda. 600 pages of "No Bad Tactics, Only Bad Targets." 600 pages of comparing Gamergate to ISIS. 600 Pages of A-logging on Twitter that gets you fired because you brought the ire of the FTC apawn your company. 600 pages of Superior Future rambling. 600 pages of Lunar wheat. 600 pages of Eugenics and the benefit of them. 600 pages of genocidal rants. 600 pages of Passive-aggressive smugness. 600 pages of Trump victory meltdowns. 600 pages of needing sleep. 600 pages of misinformation on movies. 600 pages of defending pedos.

All the greatness of 600s and the best part is that the party isn't even close to stopping. Here is to Bob, may this insufferable bastard A-Log till his heart gives out from stress of poor diet and bile hatred.

 

[Positron]

"All countries are shit holes. The illegals are just embracing a superior globalist future. #NoBordersForTheWorld"

If borders were obsolete, why bother to migrate at all?! "Immigrant" would cease to be a thing!

 

[Asa_Spades60]

Bob could be so much fun. A big fat goofus who loves comic books, video games, and science fiction. If he could be the slightest bit self-deprecating, the slightest bit apolitical, even remotely capable of taking a joke, he'd have the potential to be one of the more endearing YouTubers out there. He'd never have landed on this site, much less gotten to over 500 pages of mockery. And yet he's acid, small-minded, petty, vicious, and full of malicious envy and hate. He is, as suggested above in advice to take a break from his twitter feed, toxic as hell.

Bob -- come on. Fat guys are supposed to be jolly.

When your blood has more sugar in it than plasma, that can be difficult.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Bob finds a way to come off as the more racist one in this situation. Seriously, "Brown people"?

Again, he thinks we're the sociopaths.

You know how on the Cwcki there's the "Chris and Hypocrisy" page? I'm ready to make my own "Bob and Hypocrisy" page.

 

[Kyria the Great]

You know who special lolcows like DSP get their own smilies, why hasn't one for Bob been made yet?

 

[RockVolnutt]

Bob finds a way to come off as the more racist one in this situation. Seriously, "Brown people"?
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I'd love for my dad to meet Bob. It'd be funny to think how this fatass white savior would react to an immigrant from Jamaica who dislikes illegal immigration and doesn't want something like Europe's refugee crisis happening here. Bob's closer in age to him than the usually younger people he argues with online which would be a change of pace. Who knows if Bob would throw a fit for him having the wrong opinions or if he'd fold at the sight of a giant black man calling him a dumb American.

 

[Kyria the Great]

I'd love for my dad to meet Bob. It'd be funny to think how this fatass white savior would react to an immigrant from Jamaica who dislikes illegal immigration and doesn't want something like Europe's refugee crisis happening here. Bob's closer in age to him than the usually younger people he argues with online which would be a change of pace. Who knows if Bob would throw a fit for him having the wrong opinions or if he'd fold at the sight of a giant black man calling him a dumb American.

Bob is blissful unaware that immigrants that had to jump through the legal hoops to get to this country usually are very hard working and despise the fact that folks can come here without going to put that work and sacrifice they did. I would especially love it more if your dad was wearing a MAGA hat while calling Bob out.

 

[Assorted Nuts]

600 glorious pages of comparing console wars to Vietnam 600 pages of believing that Call of Duty is Neo-Con propaganda. 600 pages of "No Bad Tactics, Only Bad Targets." 600 pages of comparing Gamergate to ISIS. 600 Pages of A-logging on Twitter that gets you fired because you brought the ire of the FTC apawn your company. 600 pages of Superior Future rambling. 600 pages of Lunar wheat. 600 pages of Eugenics and the benefit of them. 600 pages of genocidal rants. 600 pages of Passive-aggressive smugness. 600 pages of Trump victory meltdowns. 600 pages of needing sleep. 600 pages of misinformation on movies. 600 pages of defending pedos.

All the greatness of 600s and the best part is that the party isn't even close to stopping. Here is to Bob, may this insufferable bastard A-Log till his heart gives out from stress of poor diet and bile hatred.

Don't forget 600 pages of "First person shooters did 9/11" Speaking of which...

Bob finds a way to come off as the more racist one in this situation. Seriously, "Brown people"?
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To quote our friend from the first person shooters did 9/11 stream, "As a nigga I resent being called a brown person. What do you think I'm a turd or something? That's just stupid."

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

At this point I think Bob's deliberately avoiding any and all exposure to modern pop culture. I barely listen to current music and even I know who Ed Sheeran is. He's like that grandpa who stubbornly refuses to adapt to current trends and insists the old days were better despite knowing fuck all about the modern scene.

 

[Shokew]

We don't need a jolly fun Bob, we already have one. He's named SomecallmeJohnny.

Obligatory post: just one more GOOD guy on YouTube I personally recommend watching if you're into vidya - whether it's playthroughs / commentaries or reviews.

 

[RockVolnutt]

At this point I think Bob's deliberately avoiding any and all exposure to modern pop culture. I barely listen to current music and even I know who Ed Sheeran is. He's like that grandpa who stubbornly refuses to adapt to current trends and insists the old days were better despite knowing fuck all about the modern scene.

The Superior "Future" is oddly retro...

 

[Kyria the Great]

The Superior "Future" is oddly retro...

This all goes down to Bob's ironic interpretation of the "superior future" where alot of this are quite regressive and static, just like Bob.

 

[Mola Ram]

I'd love for my dad to meet Bob. It'd be funny to think how this fatass white savior would react to an immigrant from Jamaica who dislikes illegal immigration and doesn't want something like Europe's refugee crisis happening here. Bob's closer in age to him than the usually younger people he argues with online which would be a change of pace. Who knows if Bob would throw a fit for him having the wrong opinions or if he'd fold at the sight of a giant black man calling him a dumb American.

Bob is insanely sheltered. Most of his crap is just his self-flattering biases and bilious hatreds, but there's a solid chunk that absolutely must be due to him never engaging with minorities in any meaningful way.

Like they say, nobody hates illegal immigrants more than a Mexican with a job.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Bob gives his own two cents on Rape in Europe.

Bob replies to a tweet and makes it so that all of his followers can see what it was...then promptly retweets the same tweet.

Bob's a weird dude.

Well that's sad, not even robots would consent to fucking Bob.

If that's the case, join the Farms! Time flies when you're having fun!

 

[Positron]

At this point I think Bob's deliberately avoiding any and all exposure to modern pop culture. I barely listen to current music and even I know who Ed Sheeran is. He's like that grandpa who stubbornly refuses to adapt to current trends and insists the old days were better despite knowing fuck all about the modern scene.

I'm just curious as to what prompted Bobby that; it's not as if someone would say "I don't know who Abu Nasr Farabi is" out of the blue.

 

[Pokemonquistador]

Bob should announce "I EAT NOW!" on twitter the same way he does about when he finally falls asleep.

If Bob were to announce that he's eating every single time that he's eating, his entire Twitter feed would be nothing but "I EAT NOW" written ad nauseum...

 

[Mola Ram]

Well that's sad, not even robots would consent to fucking Bob.

I know a robot that would fuck Bob...

 

[Clay Claymore]

You know how on the Cwcki there's the "Chris and Hypocrisy" page? I'm ready to make my own "Bob and Hypocrisy" page

I don't know, dude. A "Bob and Hypocrisy" page? With how full of shit Bobbo is, one could easily write a book.

You know who special lolcows like DSP get their own smilies, why hasn't one for Bob been made yet?

I'm guessing size limitations?

 

[Gordon Cole]

I see calling you an authoritarian as being like wine and cheese, it just gets better with age.

If I ever get to the point where I'll describe my life as "EXTREMELY PUBLIC", I'd reconsider all my life choices.

Her handling of Libya? Expanding drone warfare? Supporting Israel attacking civilians? FAKE NEWS.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

...did he just say "bro'calist" unironically?

God dammit it, Bob.