On the Mandalorian and Grogu movie, I just wanted to say some things to clarify my thoughts a little. The movie seems to be divisive among fans of both Star Wars and movies in general. I think the issue here is that audiences, particularly younger-skewing audiences, are having a hard time differentiating between what is a story and what is entertainment. The line is starting to blur. To a lot of people (including Rich Evans) The Mandalorian and Grogu was entertaining. Entertaining is a very positive sounding word so if you didn’t like the movie something must be wrong with you! As Rich said, he’d put the movie on Disney+ and check out. In the past, people would refer to big summer blockbusters as “popcorn movies” to imply they were less than “real movies”. But the thing is summer “popcorn movies” of the past still contained the very basics of what makes a movie a movie. Mandalorian and Grogu barely does. A story must contain basic elements of drama to make it a story. Much like a cake needs the basic elements of baking: eggs, flour, salt, water, sugar etc… the audience needs to relate to or understand The Mandalorian on some basic level. I knew absolutely nothing about him or his personality. I didn't know what his wants or needs were. His goals? Or anything really for that matter. The stakes were non-existent or at the very worst, optional. Mandalorian goes on missions. For me to care one bit I needed to project myself into the movie like I was in the story. Why does he do what he does? Is there a greater goal that he’s trying to achieve? Conflict? Conflict isn’t Mandalorian literally conflicting with bad guys by walking into a room and eliminating them with ease (or a mild amount of effort in some scenes). Conflict can be betrayal, differing opinions, complications, impediments, arguments, or an opposing force constantly interfering with the main characters achieving their goals (of which you should want them to achieve). Larger overall stakes. What if Mandalorian doesn’t fulfill his mission? If at ANY point in this movie if Mandalorian just walked away from everything and said, “I’m done Grogu, let’s leave.” It would have made no difference to me whatsoever. So I’ve mentioned before that movies will eventually become theme park rides. This one is truly the first. I think, if this is ultimately a success, that will become more of a trend. A roller coaster is a thrilling, fun experience as well. A thrill ride doesn’t have a really strong plot or narrative either. If people enjoy a movie in that way that’s fine, but they need to be classified as either a Motion Picture or a Movie-Related Experience. We can work on the verbiage later.
In conclusion, and to clarify, a story isn’t: “I went to the grocery store and bought some groceries” a story is: “I had to go to the grocery store to get groceries because I was hosting a dinner party in three hours that I had forgotten about! The dinner party is filled with important clients that I must impress because my career and livelihood depend on it. When I got to the grocery story I found out they closed early. My time was running out so I went to a different grocery store farther away. I was delayed because my stupid car is doing that thing where it stalls out and in order to start it back up I have to get out and hit the hood really hard. Ugh, what a set up for later! When I got to the other grocery store I was just as I was about to check out when I noticed the group of clients had showed up at this very store to purchase a bottle of wine for the party! I followed them with my full cart and overheard one of them saying it was charming I was hosting this dinner party, but on Monday they were still going to fire me. My plans have changed (twist). I’m going to poison them with dinner. Not to kill them, but just to make them all sick. I saw them leaving and they were heading to my house! I tried to hurry to beat them there, but this comical elderly woman was taking forever at the self-check out!! I made it home in time (passing them in the H.O.V. lane by pilling up groceries and a cantaloupe in the passengers seat to appear as a person, just narrowly tricking a police officer. At home, I frantically started cooking when the guests arrived. I had my two high school-aged children entertain them while I cooked. My daughter is an honors student and my son is in a punk band and thinking of dropping out. There was an earlier scene where I stressed to them the importance of being honest and taking responsibility in their lives. I finished cooking the meal and put in PLENTY of laxative into their food (carefully avoiding my own food and my children’s food) after dinner was completed and being treated to a round of conversation that made all the important clients seem like assholes, they suddenly all died! One after another... faces in the plates. Dead. I explained to my children that I just wanted to make them crap their pants before they fired me! WHAT? My son used the laxative container to store the heroine for his whole band!? What!?! My daughter told me they were planning to PROMOTE me, not fire me?! I JUST MISUNDERSTOOD? AND WHAT?!!? My husband comes home in thirty minutes and he’s the CHIEF OF POLICE?!?!? We’ve got to bury these bodies. But what about my lessons in taking responsibility? No kids, you’re helping me! We’re going to put these people in the car they came in and drive it into a lake. Make it look like they all had a wild heroine party and crashed! If you don’t help me, girl can’t go to college and boy you’re out of your stupid band forever. AND NO ONE is telling Dad!! Also, son, we’ve got to get your hacker friend to wipe the grocery store security cameras asap!! Wait a minute. My daughter is acting weird. Though she is a devout vegan, she secretly ate a piece of meat off her brother's plate when no one was looking. The heroine is kicking in!!! Oh lord, not in addition to rigging the accident we have to take her to her brother's band's practice space where they have Narcan! Oh no, the car just stalled again... WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT IN THIS STORY!?!?!? - Mike S.