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SirJamesDTech said:
Phil just said during stream that he has a huge bump on the top of his head and scars towards the back because of chicken pox...that "If I ever go bald, I will look really weird."
We will see in 5 years. :optimistic:
Incidentally, thankfully I did not have any abnormalities on my head when this occurred.
Phil will apparently not be so fortunate.
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So Phil is actually going to look like a lumpy headed retard when his hair falls out in the very near future? That'll be funny.

BhilPurnell said:
This is amazingly accurate.
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This guy always delivers. Dick Stroking Phil Vlogs videos are like half satire and half documentary. Anyone who watched that original vlog from Phil can see his mind really did work the exact way as was portrayed in that satire.
 
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SirJamesDTech said:
Phil just said during stream that he has a huge bump on the top of his head and scars towards the back because of chicken pox...that "If I ever go bald, I will look really weird."
We will see in 5 years. :optimistic:
Incidentally, thankfully I did not have any abnormalities on my head when this occurred.
Phil will apparently not be so fortunate.
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Phil in 2 years (maybe):

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Um Oh Ah Yeah said:
Does he have some sort of humiliation fetish? Why does he keep posting these horrifying pictures where I swear to god we can see him dying??
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If I had the editing software, I'd make a slideshow where I compiled all of those photos and set them to the same music as the video of the guy who takes a photo everyday.

Just to show his slow inevitable demise.

I'd put in a caption to show when panda left too. Just to make it extra clear.
 
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Accel_Rider said:
Could this fucker at least smile when he took that picture?

I'm sure people love to buy a shirt advertised by a middle aged man who looks like he has his soul sucked out of him.
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I was gonna say the same thing about the smile. Does he have fucked up teeth? Or maybe when he smiles he has a bunch of fat folds in his cheeks. This is the worst attempt at advertising I may have ever seen. Like everything else he puts forth such little effort you have to wonder why he even bothered.
 
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Accel_Rider said:
Could this fucker at least smile when he took that picture?

I'm sure people love to buy a shirt advertised by a middle aged man who looks like he has his soul sucked out of him.
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I don't think DSP knows how to smile. And taking that picture was a chore dood, it took his precious time and shit. Just buy it you lazy cult and pay my bills and toys eck eck eck!
 
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JamFlowMan said:
I was gonna say the same thing about the smile. Does he have fucked up teeth? Or maybe when he smiles he has a bunch of fat folds in his cheeks. This is the worst attempt at advertising I may have ever seen. Like everything else he puts forth such little effort you have to wonder why he even bothered.
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From what little he has shown of his teeth, they look OK.
 
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