🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

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Sirfaggot said:
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Foolishly failed to notice this flickering image in my initial review of the video. It seems that Ralph had been spending time looking at photos of himself, Pantsu, and their child as an ostensibly happy family, before his wife fled Merida.

Perhaps he wants to get back with Amanda?

 
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Friend of Dorothy Parker said:
Not only is BLOAT BORE awesome, esp in her signature all-caps style, but Scarlett also reminds us she was valedictorian in high school, because this nickname has layers of punny and applicable homophones built right in:

Bloat Bore
Bloat Boar
Bloat Boor
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Precisely why it's so devastating. The alliteration, the pig pun, the all-caps hammerheaded fury... perfect. And I've noticed that, while a lot of her jokes indeed vary from stupid to senseless, she leaves some witty gems hidden amongst the piles of verbal debris more often than expected.
 
Sirfaggot said:
Precisely why it's so devastating. The alliteration, the pig pun, the all-caps hammerheaded fury... perfect. And I've noticed that, while a lot of her jokes indeed vary from stupid to senseless, she leaves some witty gems hidden amongst the piles of verbal debris more often than expected.
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She can be lethal when she wants.
- IF you can get it up
- I don’t think he talks to his son or daughter. Sad!
- he can only fuck on his back, like a bottom
- where can I mail your son’s present? (on xanny’s birthday no less.)
Without even trying. Just wait til she gets really mad and turns on him.

She has a lot of ammo. Ralph has nothing because there’s nothing he can say about her that she hasn’t already said about herself.
- my asshole is all over the internet (Ralph: ‘don’t say that!’)
- the only debate I have is how many black dicks I can fit in my mouth (ralph: ‘that’s not the segment I wanted.’)

He has no idea how to handle her. She has no shame, no filters and no fear. They’re a beautiful trainwreck.
 
Sirfaggot said:
Precisely why it's so devastating. The alliteration, the pig pun, the all-caps hammerheaded fury... perfect. And I've noticed that, while a lot of her jokes indeed vary from stupid to senseless, she leaves some witty gems hidden amongst the piles of verbal debris more often than expected.
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Made even worse how shitty Ralph is at it when he creates alliterating nicknames, like "Heinous Harry, that he only does in the first place because he's trying to emulate Trump to satisfy his rabid fanbase.
Um... said:
She can be lethal when she wants.
- IF you can get it up
- I don’t think he talks to his son or daughter. Sad!
- he can only fuck on his back, like a bottom
- where can I mail your son’s present? (on xanny’s birthday no less.)
Without even trying. Just wait til she gets really mad and turns on him.

She has a lot of ammo. Ralph has nothing because there’s nothing he can say about her that she hasn’t already said about herself.
- my asshole is all over the internet (Ralph: ‘don’t say that!’)
- the only debate I have is how many black dicks I can fit in my mouth (ralph: ‘that’s not the segment I wanted.’)

He has no idea how to handle her. She has no shame, no filters and no fear. They’re a beautiful trainwreck.
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Made worse by the fact how nonchalant and oblivious she is about it. Ralph is already an effeminate woman who impotently seethes at perceived slights, and Scarlett just throws them out there like it's nothing without realizing how much it really upsets Piggy.
drammamean said:
We tried to warn him! Just admit it Ralph, the aylogs know what's best for you better than you do.
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C'mon. You're asking way too much here. His entire mythos is centered around owning da gaylogs, and there's no point in changing that now when shits already fucked as it is.
 
HackerX said:
Made even worse how shitty Ralph is at it when he creates alliterating nicknames, like "Heinous Harry, that he only does in the first place because he's trying to emulate Trump to satisfy his rabid fanbase.

Made worse by the fact how nonchalant and oblivious she is about it. Ralph is already an effeminate woman who impotently seethes at perceived slights, and Scarlett just throws them out there like it's nothing without realizing how much it really upsets Piggy.

C'mon. You're asking way too much here. His entire mythos is centered around owning da gaylogs, and there's no point in changing that now when shits already fucked as it is.
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Mr.Medicare was good tho
 
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She can be lethal when she wants.
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>Song about masculine posturing fades into the background as the phone rings

>Ethan's face collapses and he immediately avoids eye contact with camera

>Fidgets, keeps eyes downcast like an abused puppy, becomes irritable and cagey

>Puts his comfort glasses on

Ethan has been reduced to singing about keeping guns at his side as he shudders over a mere phone call from the 90-pound psychopath he mistook for another punching bag. Like legit horror novel shit.

"The dono song's chorus begins to reek of hollow bravado and false triumph as an ominous ringing pushes it into the background. Bloat Boar's heart drops to his amply-proportioned stomach, but that doesn't stop the steely, track-marked hands of retribution from growing closer with every breath. He can almost hear her voice. The music continues, but barely registers now. "Keep... a ... rifle...", he impotently chants, voice wavering, knowing full well that no mere firearm would suffice as protection from the malevolent entity on the other end of the line.

"Scarlett, please!" "
 
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Um... said:
- coward
- fucking weakling simp
- selfish simp
- too soft to get in now (lol)
- proud I deported you

this is going exactly as expected. Watch out ralphie, she’s just getting warmed up.
#team scar
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How long did she maniacally ramble about Matt Meade (or whatever his name was) after they broke up? Doesn't she till do it? Da Ralphamale is definitely gonna have to endure Queen Scarlett's ascension to da throne. That's for sure.
 
HackerX said:
Scarlett just throws them out there like it's nothing without realizing how much it really upsets Piggy.
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She knows exactly how much it upsets him btw. ‘where do I mail your son’s present,’ on xanny’s birthday, with ralph already in his feelings about the kid? She knows what she’s doing.
 
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She knows exactly how much it upsets him btw. ‘where do I mail your son’s present,’ on xanny’s birthday, with ralph already in his feelings about the kid? She knows what she’s doing.
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Ralph 100% dumped a lot of emotional baggage on her, and she DGAF. Didn't she already say that mostly what Ralph did was cry about his dead mom and estranged wife?
 
Um... said:
- coward
- fucking weakling simp
- selfish simp
- too soft to get in now (lol)
- proud I deported you

this is going exactly as expected. Watch out ralphie, she’s just getting warmed up.
#team scar
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"Hell hath no fury like a Borderline scorned"
He actually thinks he's safe from her 2,700 miles away in his pathetic hovel in Merida Lol
 
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