What's the worst song you've ever heard?

I remember hearing this in my College Spanish class during Freshman year.
I wanted to just kill myself for this song due to how bad it is.
It's not even fully in Spanish and It's one of the WORST covers of one of the greatest songs ever.
 
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Woooooow, and I though Tokyo Hotel was bad. Leave it to SJWs to neuter Rock'n'Roll even harder than Christian Rock bands. Bland, cookie cutter tune, a generic, bloodless sounding guitarist with stiff "baby's first Blues scale" licks who can't do a good sounding bend or vibrato to save his life, and for a bunch of self-righteous cunts whining about mysogynistic men, how stereotypical it is that it's the chick who plays the bass?

That's an incredibly good find, Huntress, topping this will be hard as balls.
 
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Woooooow, and I though Tokyo Hotel was bad. Leave it to SJWs to neuter Rock'n'Roll even harder than Christian Rock bands. Bland, cookie cutter tune, a generic, bloodless sounding guitarist with stiff "baby's first Blues scale" licks who can't do a good sounding bend or vibrato to save his live, and for a bunch of self-righteous cunts whining about mysogynistic men, how stereotypical it is that it's the chick who plays the bass?

That's an incredibly good find, Huntress, topping this will be incredibly hard.
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Yeah - if I can contribute something here: just about ANYTHING sung from Grease 2 is garbage, but that's a given; that movie was a shit sequel to a decent musical.

Nothing in that POS "musical" is topping Huntress' find, however. At least I could listen to the songs in Grease 2 to make my judgement - I didn't even make it past 30 seconds of this song y'all getting riled up about here.
 
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Yeah - if I can contribute something here: just about ANYTHING sung from Grease 2 is garbage, but that's a given; that movie was a shit sequel to a decent musical.

Nothing in that POS "musical" is topping Huntress' find, however. At least I could listen to the songs in Grease 2 to make my judgement - I didn't even make it past 30 seconds of this song y'all getting riled up about here.
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Oh my God, there's a Grease 2?? Thanks for letting me know man, it might just be the childhood-ruining, Schadenfreude-inducing trainwreck I'm craving.
 

Generic, unauthentic sounding reggae backing music? Check.
Half-assed vocals hiding behind autotune and a shitload of effects? Check.
Overprocessed guitar tone similarly drenched in effects with absolutely no personality? Check.
Sloppy pentatonic doodling with awkward phrasing that sounds aimless and unexpressive despite its simplicity? Check.
Obnoxious, white knighting, musically illiterate fans that think she's the second coming of Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin and Jim Morrison rolled into one package? Check.
 
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Generic, unauthentic sounding reggae backing music? Check.
Half-assed vocals hiding behind autotune and a shitload of effects? Check.
Overprocessed guitar tone similarly drenched in effects with absolutely no personality? Check.
Sloppy pentatonic doodling with awkward phrasing that sounds aimless and unexpressive despite its simplicity? Check.
Obnoxious, white knighting, musically illiterate fans that think she's the second coming of Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin and Jim Morrison rolled into one package? Check.
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Didn't even make it past the first 15 seconds, m8. You're a braver & tougher man than I am.
 
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Someone in the music industry said 'ok sure' to this collab. I've never been so unnerved and uncomftable by a song like this before in my life.
 
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I already posted some of the Russian pop music "masterpieces" in this thread, but here's another one from the grimdarkness of the 1990s.


Those fucking lyrics, by the way.
"Two [little] pieces of sausage were lying on the table; you told me fairy tales and I didn't believe you"
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Sonic Chronicles OST.




A Sonic the Hedgehog JRPG released for the Nintendo DS, developed by fucking Bioware. It's actually pretty alright, for a JRPG, when you don't consider the abuse of the OG DS's trash 3D models, abysmal music, and nonsensical Sonic plot. I beat it as a wee kid, and it was bearable up until the ending. It's a cliffhanger for a non-existent sequel, followed by credits, followed by fourth-wall breaking Bioware circlejerking.
 
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