Bryan Dunn / King of /pol/ (KoP) / The Armed Toast / The Exceptional Detective / BoomerPhil - Severely paranoid thin-skinned attention whore with hate/real boner for Ralph, Null, Jim, BSV, etc. "Right kind of gay" and "verified female". Legally banned from KF, 14 socks and counting, LOST A FIGHT TO THE GUNT OF ALL PEOPLE

What's the name Armed Toast supposed to mean?
 
To the kiwifarmers here, sorry for any issues I've brought to you. I do apologize for that and I'll leave it at that.

I was actually on your side until this. I don't even know what you think you're apologising for, but I don't accept your apology and now I'm going to take up where @BSV left off and start continuously trying to get you fired from whatever pathetic, degrading, minimum-wage jobs you can manage to find. You'd better get used to mindless, underpaid shitkicking work fit for ex-convicts and drug addicts, because I'm going to ensure every single workplace you ever manage to find yourself in becomes aware of your past history, from gamergate misogyny, to holocaust denial, to threatening to stomp in Norwegian people's teeth over the internet. If they continue to employ you I'm going to singlehandedly astroturf them with letter-writing campaigns and SEO-bomb their brand name with shocking exposes on the type of person they hire.

I'm not going to stop there, though. I'm going to go after your wife. I'm going to go after your parents. I'm going to go after every single member of your extended family, your friends, I'm going to dox and ruin anyone who so much as leaves you an encouraging message on twitter. I'm going to pay to have the graves of your ancestors visited by craigslist whores and pissed on. I am going to devote hours of every day in my worthless, empty life to making you suffer, and I'm going to do this relentlessly for decades, and I'm going to call in all my chips and have all of the heaviest hitters here join me in this relentless crusade. I am going to turn your entire existence into a never-ending carousel of being fucked with in every way it's possible to anonymously fuck with a person within the confines of the law, and I am never, ever going to stop because I am a severely autistic sociopath with no sense of proportion and nothing better to do with my life.
 
I was actually on your side until this. I don't even know what you think you're apologising for, but I don't accept your apology and now I'm going to take up where @BSV left off and start continuously trying to get you fired from whatever pathetic, degrading, minimum-wage jobs you can manage to find. You'd better get used to mindless, underpaid shitkicking work fit for ex-convicts and drug addicts, because I'm going to ensure every single workplace you ever manage to find yourself in becomes aware of your past history, from gamergate misogyny, to holocaust denial, to threatening to stomp in Norwegian people's teeth over the internet. If they continue to employ you I'm going to singlehandedly astroturf them with letter-writing campaigns and SEO-bomb their brand name with shocking exposes on the type of person they hire.

I'm not going to stop there, though. I'm going to go after your wife. I'm going to go after your parents. I'm going to go after every single member of your extended family, your friends, I'm going to dox and ruin anyone who so much as leaves you an encouraging message on twitter. I'm going to pay to have the graves of your ancestors visited by craigslist whores and pissed on. I am going to devote hours of every day in my worthless, empty life to making you suffer, and I'm going to do this relentlessly for decades, and I'm going to call in all my chips and have all of the heaviest hitters here join me in this relentless crusade. I am going to turn your entire existence into a never-ending carousel of being fucked with in every way it's possible to anonymously fuck with a person within the confines of the law, and I am never, ever going to stop because I am a severely autistic sociopath with no sense of proportion and nothing better to do with my life.

I went through every word of this and I did not see a single rape threat. You are getting soft.
 
Putting myself in deep thought since most usually refer him as the King of Pol. You wouldn't think he used to browse the 4chan site in his teens when it first got created right? Wink wink. Maybe he probably got the Pol from the /pol/ thing really. If he did, then how can be even socially communicate with others for a grown man lol.
 
If you can somehow meander through the MENSA-quality grammar, have a gander into what is rattling around inside the mind of one King of Pol this morning:

http://www.twitlonger.com/show/n_1sq2vj9|http://archive.is/CuM6s
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KoP's little autistic manifesto even starts with his version of "Let's go back to the beginning. As you know folks, I started on YouTube in 2008. Then in 2010, I was laid off from my office job and began doing YouTube videos full-time. From there, somehow I was able to sign with Machinima..."
The similarities between Pol and DSP are striking.
 
If you can somehow meander through the MENSA-quality grammar, have a gander into what is rattling around inside the mind of one King of Pol this morning:

http://www.twitlonger.com/show/n_1sq2vj9|http://archive.is/CuM6s
x09k7Y8.jpg

This is Cosmo Wright levels of masochistic social self destruction.

Just get the fuck off the internet already.

BSVs IQ is subsaharan Africa levels we know. Just let him be retarded and laugh.
 
"I will do it at home on my time rather then in my truck while parked in uniform as pro-DSP fans have attempted to ruin my life too many times now."

Gee I wonder whose fault to even leak it to the company.

"This led to me and vidar's long history of anger and hatred as he then decided to show that he was a malicious sociopath who used others to do malicious acts against people and enjoyed to hurt others. Recently I've made alot of comments I do not regret but definetly make me question my place in all this and the death of my grandmother followed with the multiple attacks against my work by Pro-DSP fans has made things alot more hectic in my life."

That so called long history feels like it's been a year lol. When the fun never ends.
 
KoP's little autistic manifesto even starts with his version of "Let's go back to the beginning. As you know folks, I started on YouTube in 2008. Then in 2010, I was laid off from my office job and began doing YouTube videos full-time. From there, somehow I was able to sign with Machinima..."
The similarities between Pol and DSP are striking.

Famously, A-Log himself was strikingly similar to Chris Chan. The reason people despise lolcows, rather than laugh at them, is because they see themselves in the lolcow, and they hate that more than anything.
 
If you can somehow meander through the MENSA-quality grammar, have a gander into what is rattling around inside the mind of one King of Pol this morning:

http://www.twitlonger.com/show/n_1sq2vj9|http://archive.is/CuM6s
x09k7Y8.jpg

Yeah, I couldn't read through all of that autism. I'm guessing it's blah blah Vidar blah blah DSP fans or something? If Vidar stresses him out to this extent, why does Pol keep actively tweeting at him so much? And why not just take a break like normal people?
 
"This led to me and vidar's long history of anger and hatred as he then decided to show that he was a malicious sociopath who used others to do malicious acts against people and enjoyed to hurt others. Recently I've made alot of comments I do not regret but definetly make me question my place in all this and the death of my grandmother followed with the multiple attacks against my work by Pro-DSP fans has made things alot more hectic in my life."

Yes, Yes all true. I had to kill his grandmother or his pain would not be great enough bane face.jpg
 
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Your trolling plans suck dick. Then again, you think lowering a manchild's panic state and intentionally making him lazier by dumping hundreds into his bank account is clever.

And yet somehow still less retarded than DipShitBryan
 
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Your trolling plans suck dick. Then again, you think lowering a manchild's panic state and intentionally making him lazier by dumping hundreds into his bank account is clever.

And yet somehow still less exceptional than DipShitBryan
"My trolling plans" is virtually non existent
Last time I argued with him, I had the idea I had to prove him wrong, and engage with his accusations.
That was very stupid of me. The obvious thing to do would just be to let him do his thing. At some point people tire of him and they would see just how exceptional he is.
What I like with you guys is that you know exactly how much of a "threat" I am to other people.
And if people get upset over what I do, the problem isn't with me at all. But with the person that believes my dark magic is ruining their life.
 
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Famously, A-Log himself was strikingly similar to Chris Chan. The reason people despise lolcows, rather than laugh at them, is because they see themselves in the lolcow, and they hate that more than anything.
To be fair, Phil is a lolcow that is pretty easy to get pissed at, because of his arrogance, incompetence, and luck.

Now, destroying yourself in the process of not even making a dent on Phil... that's something else entirely.

"My trolling plans" is virtually non existent
Last time I argued with him, I had the idea I had to prove him wrong, and engage with his accusations.
That was very stupid of me. The obvious thing to do would just be to let him do his thing. At some point people tire of him and they would see just how exceptional he is.
What I like with you guys is that you know exactly how much of a "threat" I am to other people.
And if people get upset over what I do, the problem isn't with me at all. But with the person that believes my dark magic is ruining their life.

We're talking about your master plan to troll Phil, or so you seem to think that throwing thousands of dollars at Phil is somewhat akin to trolling, you dumb pedophile. Kinf og Pol basically trolls himself, the only impressive think is that he self-imploded dealing with you, and not with Phil himself. I'm pretty sure you're not a threat to anyone outside all those poor Norwegian kids you've been diddling on the side.
 
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